Истории Homer

When the king has been absent 20 years, the kingdom becomes weak. Suitors have overtaken most of the palace and the Prince worries for the women in his life. What happens when Odysseus returns, hardened from the war and torture the Gods inflicted on him? What happens to his family when he finally comes home?

What if instead of Achilles, a son of Hades fought the Trojans? Was given the choice between a short glorious life, or a long life in obscurity? And, instead of a childhood friend, fell in love with a priest of Apollo who he'd captured as a spoil of war? This is a Nico x Will love story reimagined as Achilles x Patroclus in the book Song of Achilles. It's slow burn, high yearning. Characters are not mine. They belong to Rick Riordan (and some are Homer's).

With the passing of Marge Simpson's voice actor (Julie Kavner); Marge also passes away... Bart felt like this was something that he could toughen himself through... But he slowly begins to realize... getting past the loss of a loved one; even if it's your mother, It is worlds apart from being easy... Ever since the passing of his own mother, Bart begins to grow weak inside... he went through a lot more emotions... and then the memory start to flash inside of him... it starts to turn into occasional depression and then it turns into nightmares... Bart doesn't know what to do with his life now that his mother is no longer with him... or wasn't she?

this a random thing haveing fun and tags people in it

A girl under a curse meets a boy who can probably break it. ENDED-

This is the life of Zia Simpson! To teen, to death!

𝘌𝘮𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘺 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴. 𝘏𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥. 𝘖𝘧 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦 𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘪𝘵. 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘲𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘴: 𝘈𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘴 𝘈𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘎𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘬𝘴, 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘥. Patroclus is insecure and constantly compares himself with the son of the gods, Achilles. Achilles tells Patroclus what he really means to him. The Song of Achilles / Patrochilles fanfiction. All rights reserved. The storyline is my property. I do not own any of the characters, these are by Homer and Madeline Miller. This story is inspired by Homer's "Iliad" and Madeline Miller's "The Song of Achilles".

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the simpsons are WOKE!

A reporter interviews some veterans from the Troy war, by both sides, about the crucial point of the war: the duel of Achilles and Hector. Homer told the story by the heroes' point of view; now also the average soldier, brave or coward, fierce or chivalrous, can say his world.

For twenty years, Wendy Alarcon is living her life with less expectations. She's been sick and never been courageous to do what she always wanted to do. Nabuhay siyang lagi na lamang nakatanaw mula sa bintana upang panuorin ang mga bagay na kailanman ay hindi niya nagawa. Tinanggap niya lahat ng mga ito dahil alam naman niyang wala siyang magagawa. Little did she know that everything's gonna change the moment Homer Lacsamana, the handsome, blind guy next door, enters her life. He is someone she's known from years ago. Nagulat siya nang malaman niyang bulag na ang binata. Ngunit hindi ito naging hadlang upang makita ni Homer ang kabutihan ng kaniyang puso. Sa pamamagitan ng kani-kaniyang terrace sa kanilang kuwarto, hindi maaawat ang kanilang mga puso upang mas kilalanin ang isa't isa. And with every disadvantage that they have with themselves... Will it be possible for something so beautiful to blossom?

it is a quiz on the best tv show ever THE SIMPSONS hope you enjoy

box woman and homer simpson meet at homer island (warning: shit gets heated!!)

This take place where Lassen and bob meet in jail. realize they have the same hate for bart simpson, they make a deal, kidnaps bart. they can't kill him in springfield because polices chief start to search for Sideshow bob and Lassen. they go Canada with bart held hostage till he meet his doom. Unless bart can do some "Chemistry" between the two psychopaths...... Warning Fluff Poems Gay

This is a poem about Polyphemos, the one-eyed man-eating Kyclops, whom Odysseus, master of seaways and landways, blinded. The Odyssey by Homer inspired me to write this poem, which strives to bring a different perspective to the infamous Kyclops' tale.

Just a bunch of Lenny and Carl one shots and head cannons.