Homestuckkin Stories

This...is going to be an odd book.

john egbert from homestuck irl? woah!

Just me talking about my obscure as fuck timeline and other things. Also shitty edgy poetry.

✖HONOUR THY MIRTHFUL MESSIAH✖ ⭕AND THOU SHALL BE BLESSED ACCORDINGLY⭕

Wwelcome, one and all, to hell! I'm your host, Eridan Peixes! And, your punishment for eternal damnation is.....*drum roll*.....to listen to me!

Hi! This is just a collection of my kin memories, pawssibly rolled into story form fur your convenience! I should warn you that there will purrobably be mentions of abuse and things like that soooooo.... Erhm, yeah sorry about that (=TωT=) I'll put warnings at the beginning of chapters if it includes anything like that! (Puns. Puns efurrywhere.)