Homestuckkin mga kuwento

Hi! This is just a collection of my kin memories, pawssibly rolled into story form fur your convenience! I should warn you that there will purrobably be mentions of abuse and things like that soooooo.... Erhm, yeah sorry about that (=TωT=) I'll put warnings at the beginning of chapters if it includes anything like that! (Puns. Puns efurrywhere.)

✖HONOUR THY MIRTHFUL MESSIAH✖ ⭕AND THOU SHALL BE BLESSED ACCORDINGLY⭕

john egbert from homestuck irl? woah!

Wwelcome, one and all, to hell! I'm your host, Eridan Peixes! And, your punishment for eternal damnation is.....*drum roll*.....to listen to me!

Just me talking about my obscure as fuck timeline and other things. Also shitty edgy poetry.

This...is going to be an odd book.