Homocidalporkchops Stories

The Spectre made a simple mistake. It was bound to happen at one point. It's to be expected with this random matchmaking. What happens when when two things that copy the same thing are forced to exist at once? Well... The consciousness gets spread and broken. It searches for it's other half in agony. -------- Or Yourself skin and Noob cosplay skin almost eldritch horror shenanigans. Heavily inspired by Slay the princess and a random Tumblr post. This is the weirdest thing i have written so far I think?. Can be read as you and John doe having the weirdest Freaky Friday ever... Freakier Friday. (Freaky Friday refering to the body swap thing. Not anything sexual.) (Also title given by Irrelevantfool. I forgot about that error message lol.) -------- this is a cross post from ao3. don't know how this this works anymore. THIS IS A ONESHOT. ~1500 words long

You lived to serve. It seems like no matter where you go, you're stuck working in customer service. From Robloxity City, to Robloxia, to the afterlife. But now trapped in eternity (unsure if you were even alive anymore) with the clingiest beings in all of Roblox, you're beginning to doubt that the customer is always right... --- Slow burnish various yandere story with a gender-neutral reader. Cross-posted to quotev under the same username! Cross-posted to AO3 under hardcorenawesome