Homor Stories

Trinity Leanne Alcantara also known as LEANNE. She is beautiful, smart, famous, rich, adorable and for short she is Perfect Girl. All Leanne wants she get. But Leanne only wants is to be REVENGE. Let us known, Why Trinity Leanne Alcantara is revenge at Family Aquino? What are the reason for her revenge? EDITED: DECEMBER 05, 2017

Crappy, sometimes bad puns. Some jokes. Your mom jokes. Innuendos. The works.

I was once told that love was boorish and uneventful, that i had to love me before i could love anyone else but i find love to be intoxicating and in every way possible the flesh on flesh the pretty clothes the dimples and the way the radio is broken in their car. The not caring what i wear or the garlic breath after we eat olive garden. Love is like the flu shot some people get it and they get the flu but others get the shot and never experience the thrill of vomit and not feeling like your alive anymore. I wanted that thrill so bad i never got that thrill i was deprived of that thrill until i met him.

Ask or dare any of the turtles. It can be more then one person for a dare or ask. Please leave a comment on what you want the turtles to do (or say) P.S. I can also be asked a dare along with the turtles *wink wink*😂 Hope you guys enjoy!!!

Lilly has been waiting for a perfect chance with her dream boy but is too shy to talk to him. She finally finds the perfect time, a party! But it'll have to hold as typical family problems erupt, ALL IN ONE NIGHT! Will she get her dream guy? A/N: OMG Thank you sooo much uh this is my first book so if you have any suggestions, please tell me if I am just making myself look silly. All I ask is to be reasonably honest, not harsh though.

This is a story about a girl who has a problem, and found something very interesting about her past but is now discovering who was in it But will she ever find everyone that is connected.

LOVE ACCIDENT S A N D Y Y

I want to thank my sister, Laci, for helping me come up with ideas in my story. I also want to thank my BFF, Ashley, for helping me come up with a title and a cover for my story. I could have done it without them!

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#899 in Humor, August 20th, 2017 *WARNING: Before you start reading, make sure your safety belt is soundly secured and that you are tightly harnessed into your chair. Wouldn't want you falling out, but hey, at least the floor will catch you.* This is my collection of some of my greatest jokes of all time. Tags: #335 of 1.62k in jokes #20 of 89 in jokebook

I did it because everyone else was doing it.

Centuries after Erebus banishes all Gods and Goddesses to Tartarus, the deepest part of the Underworld, he soon realizes his plan would be thrown off track. Before the disappearance, Zeus had picked three of his children- Aphrodite, Apollo, and Artemis- along with him, to pass down all of their powers to four children, when born, destined to rescue them and return their powers. Now in the present, these Protectors must return to Greece and defeat Erebus' own Protectors, in a battle to save everything and everyone of Greece.

"Emma I don't want to be here. I'm not grounded. I'm going to a party." I say as I get on a pair of black leather jeans, some black leather tipless gloves, a purple right fighting shirt that jugs my curvs. I brush back my brown hair and strighten it. "Now try and stop me sis" I say sis bitterly. She fournd her mate why can't I find mine. I put on my high-heel boots. I run to my motorcycle and put on my helmet. I wave to my sis and smile. "Sorry!" I yell and take off. When I get to the party I see my best friend Alex he knows I'm a mermaid but doesn't care. "Alex get over here!" I scream. I step back because he motions for me to jump on his back. I start running and immediately am on his back."Hey friend watcha doing?" I kiss him on the cheek that's how we say hi. "Well guessing you just drank all my beer I'm going to get more." then I stand on a table and get on his sholder. He zooms off while I have my hands with two cups off beer drinking. °°°°° Will up date every 24 hours. --A