Honk Stories

CEO-Ishhh, is an ambitious serial entrepreneur building a multi-million dollar business empire. He is also a celebrity publicist, mentor, motivator and wealth coach.

By @FUBUKIBABY (｡･ω･｡) ➔Synthetic ➔Pathetic ➔Sympathetic ➔Aesthetic ➔Anesthetic ➔Prosthetic ➔ In other words, completely random.

A, really needed, remake of another draft I had. Basically just the second draft of it. I didn't like how it panned out so i'm rewriting it! To put it bluntly, George is suddenly plopped into another universe, rushed by memories that aren't his and his boyfriend in a weird smiley face mask threatening to kill him. Dream gets attached to a complete stranger after a single word, clinging onto him like a lost puppy. He's terrified of this hurricane of emotions and urges but can't help it. George just wants to go back home. If that means joining an odd group of severely traumatized super kids, then so be it. A nurse demon, pig man, sheep kid, angry blonde, fire demon, and sketcher wearing assassin. That's who he has to really on to get back home. Oh, did I forget the fact that he's being chased by an angry mother ram who's convinced George knows where her children are. News flash, he knew nothing. But the George from this universe certainly did. ----- As for the other george, mans is living up his life in the lavish comfort that was being a sugar baby. (joking but clay sure was giving) although he soon faces problems when this stranger immediately realizes something is off and leeches onto him, persistent on finding out what's wrong.

Karl Jacobs x reader story ⚠️TW: Suicide⚠️ SAD EDITION Also I came up with this in math class so don't judge me :) This is also my first ever story Sorry it's short, this isn't supposed to be a whole life story but more of a...uhm...you'll see BUT ENJOY 💗

2 honks and a noot

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I saw three goslings on a walk yesterday. I wrote this with the amusing encounter in mind.

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"𝐢 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐞𝐭 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐨𝐨𝐧 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡" Julian Finch, Sapnap's childhood best friend and roommate, struggles with depression. Her life has been a dark place ever since she could remember, but could meeting a certain boy change the course of her direction? as new feelings arise, so do dark secrets & old habits. "𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐢 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭" -based on the song supercut by lorde *ೃ༄

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"Do you need anything?" you asked as you directed him towards the couch. "... You?" he said. You turned just before a red flush covered your face. -------------------------- 'He stared into my eyes and grinned, and despite my best attempts I felt my face flush up. I wasn't simping over this boy, was I?' --------------------------- '𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐚 𝐩𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐭, 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐞?" It was clear, a soft hushed voice. It was chilling and you felt a cold shiver trickle down your back. 'What do you mean?' '𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐈 𝐬𝐚𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧' ------------------------- Being discriminated for your powers ever since you turned 13 wasn't the ideal life, but ever since stepping into the Dream smp you felt wanted. Needed even. But the ever-changing smp with it's wars and secrets changed you though. As you dig deeper into your hidden memories and past, what will you uncover? You're walking on thin ice, playing a risky game. Will you even be able to finish your goal before the darkness of the antagonist consumes you? Idk, you gotta read the book. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Fem Pronouns You are 21 years of age, (or are you...) Author is making lore up on the way, so be ready to read a story with dozens of loopholes PLEASE READ THE INTRO AS TO WHAT THE TW ARE PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF I SHOULD ADD A TW ON SOME PARTS BEWARE: This is my first book, so some parts may be cringy af Updates will happen when someone helps me solve my mid-life crisis problems (is quite a problem since I am a miner- I mean minir- I mean) Awards (idk the grading for your tags) #1 honk - 04/10/21 #2 karljacobsxreader - 04/10/21 Cover by Lina-Mi on Deviant Art

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