Hopefullyfunny Stories

Random bits of me and my friends! :D

Hi I'm Catherine I live in Edmonton with my brother Connor, Connor Mcdavid. He plays for the Edmonton Oilers. But one day the Toronto Maple Leafs come and play and Auston Matthews and I felt an interesting bond together. read to find out more. A/N: No this will NOT have any disgusting stuff so you will be able to read it without getting caught basically reading porn.

random shit

just read it its good trust NO SMUT NO FLUFF some cursing though so beware!

Welcome to our dojo Conveniently located at the edge of La La Land, where (luckily) Caps doesn't come very often. With 35 members (not including sensei) Your bound to make some friends! Right? (This book is 99% filler chapters beware)

Clash Of Clans The Troops Tell You About Their Life

Don't judge a book by it's cover OR it's description. Just goddamn read it.

Teenage genius Birdie Richards is in big trouble. Running from the government because she hacked into the FBI database to steal files on the man who ruined her life, she is caught and given a choice between joining a tactical team and jail, she goes with the obvious choice. This is her story.

In Ireland outside the known human territories in a place where you may never travel; there is a forest, one of prosperity and magic. However this is no ordinary forest, it is the kingdom of Ríocht. With lush farmland and an abundant Fay population, Ríocht is the biggest kingdom this side of the Atlantic ocean. The Fay are known to humans as mythical creatures, like fairies or pixies, elves and whatnot. This kingdom is ruled by a small elven line, the Sproos. Their line currently consists of the current king and his son Fiel. ... Sorry not good at descriptions, read to find out. Disclaimer: picture is not mine. This story is my first, so if you give suggestions please be nice about it.

Peter Marcus is not a nice man. He's violent, irritable, sarcastic, untrustworthy, and an older sibling to several demon spawn. However, he does have a story. And he's a good storyteller. And the story has ninjas. Ninjas. Ninjas, man. Ninjas.

Ada has struggled with loneliness for as long as she could remember. This all changed 5 years ago in 7th grade when she met her best friend, Alex. Alex treats her the way no one has before, in a way which makes Ada feel whole for once. However, Ada questions whether Alex makes her feel other things as well.

These are just random skits

Tons of spontaneous poems I make when I feel like making poems.

Ahm, when I say vague, I probably don't mean it-

This magical book will show you the magical world of the typical quiet girl who actually has something to say.

This book is about my good memories with My ex-family hope u enjoy!!

Strange and foolish things that I have done/do that I hope that others might do too so that you can relate to those foolish things ...I dunno what I'm doing here This is why I'm at a gifted(actually mental) school

I recently remembered how popular my Foo Fighters Google Translate book was, so I'm starting another with my second-favourite band... Muse! As before, I put lyrics through Google Translate loads of times and publish the awful mess that comes out the other end.

Kaylee and Lila where best friends until each had different things went on. Death, depression, love, hate, divorce, and mostly friendship got broken until they finally figured out what they needed to do.... Hope you guys enjoy the story, may not be as good as some of the other ones, also there is death and gory scenes in this so if you don't wanna read them bits just go right ahead and skip it anyway, Hope you enjoy it Love you all xx -Hanna

Aleria Grey is totally a normal person and nothing about her is at all suspicious. Yup. Totally. (Not really) [PLEASE DON'T READ THIS. IT'S A PATHETIC FIRST ATTEMPT AT SOME SORT OF WRITING SO IT WILL PROBABLY BE BORING AS FUCK AND YOUR TIME WOULD BE BETTER SPENT ACTUALLY READING SOMETHING MORE WORTHWHILE.]