histórias de Hotdogs

A short one-shot after the books ends about the relationship between Nemiel and Zahariel. For a special person who introduced me to 40k.

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Life is a difficult thing to do, but what are these values of it everyone speaks of. Learn more here Today at our lessons with us the authors.

A boy that has been to alot of places,school and never has a place to call his own now he finally can do that when he move to california south park a little mountain town thinking everything was going to be alright but little does he know he is about to have a whole fan club and a really fun life. also to make sure that the south park characters are of age like 16 or 18 and are in high school

Life should be interesting for Jackson Lake. He's just started a new job at one of the biggest businesses in the city, he went on a date that didn't end in utter embarrassment, and he has just earned his stage two exorcism qualification. Except...well, it's all so normal. He had always imagined himself as a hero, striding in to save the day, blasting enemies out of the way with arcane might, and earning respect, money, and fame (not necessarily in that order). Instead of his dream he spends eight to nine hours of the day chained, not literally, to a desk listening to phone calls for signs of paranormal infestation. He keeps telling himself that all he needs is one more step up the ladder, one more qualification, promotion, or spell that will take him into the big leagues. Part of him knows that that final step is never coming, and if it is, it won't be for someone like him to take. His parents tell him he should be patient, his girlfriend tells him he should be grateful, and his best friend tells him that the big leagues aren't all they're made out to be. He almost believes them, until a lightning strike on his flat block energises all the spirits riding the phone wires, setting them loose on a defenceless civilian populace. The 'real' exorcists might have saved the day, but not before Jackson had exorcised a few by himself to protect his neighbours. The question of how the strike happened never occurred to him, the only question now is: where can he find more action?

A enthralled young man who sleeps in bathtubs meets the blood sucking fantasy he has always dreamed of

What will the weez at 5 in the morning?!?!

Ashton becomes the only exception of this one special girl. One special girl becomes the only exception to Ashton.

Meme gods, bozos, gamers, k-poppies, otakus and nerds in one squad named after their breakfast. - COMPLETED - :: 170402 Rank 92 in Humor > 160924 < Copyright © by elmariatae 2016

12 trillion hotdogs get stuck in heaven and chaos ensues

I take you on my own journey through what I feel is time and space in a nutshell that I would like to share with the weeping children of the void.

A child named Bartha lives in a bucket. She is also a cow furry. Don't ask why.

In which a bunch of idiots entered the second door to hell, high school. Book 2 of the original Bacon Squad series. Might not include other members - CLOSED - Rank #304 in humor > 170714 < Copyright © by elmariatae 2017

Enjoy your lunch, enjoy your life.

Sw1p3r n0 swipinG

yuh based on the epilogue of the neutral run of undertale, in which no major characters were killed

Daniel Woods starts a new job for a hotdog company in a town renowned for its hotdogs. But things start to get stuck in the bottle when he finds out that all his coworkers plan to go on very mustardy strike.

Just some random overwatch!requests are open!