Hotdogs Stories

Pizza,wings,hot dogs,cookies

Life should be interesting for Jackson Lake. He's just started a new job at one of the biggest businesses in the city, he went on a date that didn't end in utter embarrassment, and he has just earned his stage two exorcism qualification. Except...well, it's all so normal. He had always imagined himself as a hero, striding in to save the day, blasting enemies out of the way with arcane might, and earning respect, money, and fame (not necessarily in that order). Instead of his dream he spends eight to nine hours of the day chained, not literally, to a desk listening to phone calls for signs of paranormal infestation. He keeps telling himself that all he needs is one more step up the ladder, one more qualification, promotion, or spell that will take him into the big leagues. Part of him knows that that final step is never coming, and if it is, it won't be for someone like him to take. His parents tell him he should be patient, his girlfriend tells him he should be grateful, and his best friend tells him that the big leagues aren't all they're made out to be. He almost believes them, until a lightning strike on his flat block energises all the spirits riding the phone wires, setting them loose on a defenceless civilian populace. The 'real' exorcists might have saved the day, but not before Jackson had exorcised a few by himself to protect his neighbours. The question of how the strike happened never occurred to him, the only question now is: where can he find more action?

Have you noticed that in Julie and The Phantoms, know almost nothing about the boys backstories? Well, here's how my mind sees it.

yuh based on the epilogue of the neutral run of undertale, in which no major characters were killed

Yes this cover pic is me... an old pic, but still I LOVE IT!!! anyways... this book is strictly food that I made myself (of course I buy my ingredients I don't make them all myself)!!! if u wanna see something else, I'll try making it & posting my results...I won't make a huge spread or anything so don't get ur hopes up!!!

Meme gods, bozos, gamers, k-poppies, otakus and nerds in one squad named after their breakfast. - COMPLETED - :: 170402 Rank 92 in Humor > 160924 < Copyright © by elmariatae 2016

12 trillion hotdogs get stuck in heaven and chaos ensues

A boy that has been to alot of places,school and never has a place to call his own now he finally can do that when he move to california south park a little mountain town thinking everything was going to be alright but little does he know he is about to have a whole fan club and a really fun life. also to make sure that the south park characters are of age like 16 or 18 and are in high school

That's when it happened, the most horrifying thing anyone could imagine...the finger moved! It wiggled! It twisted! It started to crawl forward!

yoda yoda yoda

james had to go to the garfield store after a very sad and dramatic thing happened, when he runs into someone he would never want to... TW: g@y me trying to write a book but i don't have any ideas so I'm starting with a joke book ! about my swaggie brother james B)

A short one-shot after the books ends about the relationship between Nemiel and Zahariel. For a special person who introduced me to 40k.

So here's another Jack Johnson. But feel free to comment on how I can make it better. Trying to write stories on the other boys as well.

this story is obviously a joke, i imagine about weird stuff at night and this is one of the things i imagined so yea have fun reading this story i made at 3am.