Hotmess Stories

"I don't know why, but I feel attracted to guys like you. Maybe it's because you are so... naive." Her breath was tickling my ear. She was so close and yet I couldn't bring myself to touch her. I was scared. It's not like it was the first time she was over me like this. "I think that you have a weird taste in men." I mumbled, my arms snaking their way around her waist, maybe I'll make her less confident. "You do? Is that a challenge?" She whispered moving her hips back and forth. "Oh, the little boy got excited? Should mommy take care of it?" She giggled as her hands travelled down my body until she reached my crotch. "I don't think this is a good idea... If Johnas will find out he'll-" "He won't! Now relax, baby boy. Relax and let me do my thing.."

Meet Jenna Hughes, a 28-year-old marketing professional who believes she has her life somewhat together-until everything falls apart in a spectacularly awkward, life-ruining way. After being publicly dumped at her best friend's wedding (complete with a spilled cake and runaway groom situation), Jenna decides that she's done with relationships. Enter a series of hilarious (and tragic) dating fails, mistaken identity blunders, and one-too-many embarrassing encounters with her incredibly hot (and very single) neighbor, Max Carter. But as Jenna clumsily navigates her post-breakup life, fate (and her meddling friends) seem to keep throwing Max in her path. From awkward coffee shop run-ins to cringe-worthy yoga class disasters, Jenna and Max's worlds hilariously collide. Jenna soon realizes that love might not always come in a perfect package-it comes wrapped in coffee spills, epic misunderstandings, and far too many text message mishaps.

It the mess of her life Laine is looking for an escape, she is prone to getting in trouble and life threatening situations. When she meets a beautiful, confident demon will they keep each other out of trouble or dig themselves deeper?

Ruka is lost. That's not too bad but it's her first day and she already got a warning about someone who will kill her. Okay, she doesn't know if she's going to kill her, but her hair is so pink it looks stained with blood. POV: Ruka (ruu kah) She/her lesbian (Sometimes out of Ruka's POV a narrator over her) Other Characters: Kaoru (kaah ru) She/her Omnisexual Kirin (kee ren) She/he Gynesexual (Heterochromia) Juno (june oh) He/they Bisexual Meiki (me key) She/he Pansexual Emini (em eye knee) Her/they Fluid (Mute) Koneko (cone e koh) They/them Panromantic (More Characters on their way~) The cover photo is from Pinterest, an ad from O•P•I nail polish is called R44 Princess Rule! Lol. Pretty color though.

Jennifer Walters, an 18 year old senior was knocked unconscious after a car crash and doctors had given up hope of her ever escaping the state of coma. She is brought back to life by the guy she despises the most in the world, Jace Ryder. Will she still hate him when she comes face to face with him in England or will they unexpectedly fall for each other? Will she be able to run away from the terrors of her past and will she be able to bear what her future awaits?

Follow the life of Esmeralda in New York. A life , she didn't expect at all. What happened ? Come and see yourself .

A book to show the whole world my cringy and less to decent art

Reading the Diary of Lexi Rodriguez a girl who has died from a terrible accident. We read as she talks about her life story and the events leading up to her death. Her story surrounds around heart break tragedy and much more.

OFFENDERMAN X READER YEESSS!!!!!! PREPARE FOR THE MOST SEXUAL STORIE I HAD EVER MADE!!! and your super not Beautiful to most girls But That all changes when You meet up with offender (Im not saying Offenderman) I already did Slendy so I just have to do Splendor and now Offender Then MY Slender Brothers Stories are Half way done if I want to look up more Creepypatsa's that are Kinda like the slender family and do that x a reader since Im a huge fan of Creepypasta and respect them :)also I hope you dont Mind How you look I dont want people to have to worry about Age and that shit so Lemme Do the favor of doin it for you so you can Have fun while reading :).

just some stuff that happens with me and my friends. a lot of it is past tense/old funny stories, but with my group of friends I think I'll have more as we navigate high school this should be interesting

Walking down the street, you suddenly hear running footsteps edging closer and closer to you. With a sudden impact you felt yourself fall to the ground as a man ran off with your wallet. What the fuck?

Just so my classmates can read

Hiro has a thing for damsels. Sure while he like strong women to fight with, women who ultimately need him to protect them always seem to wrap him around their finger. Here enters Bethany Smart. She is a mess and Hiro wants nothing more than to be the one to clean her up. (Cover photo found on google, do not own.)

......This is NOT my bed..... Ally is an odd girl. She is short, feisty,argumentative and incredible at making the worst decisions on the planet. A continual face palm on a loop would pretty much sum up her life so far. Just ask the very rude stranger whose bed she wakes up in and accidentally reveals all her transgressions to. A shameful bus journey home should signal the end of her problems but it seems they are just getting started when that certain someone isn't as much of a stranger as she would have hoped.

Living my awkward life out loud in a series of wry relatable observations, embarrassing personal stories, surfacing repressed memories, poetic confessions, random limericks, vaguely humorous essays, and the occasional double-edged (s)wordplay.

It's me you are scared of right, don't worry. I'll leave