Houmor Stories

Fandom: Ikemen Sengoku (Visual Novel) Disclaimer: I do not own any of those characters. They are based on Otome game Ikemen Sengoku (as per Fandom). Any media (music/video) used are not mine, either! The only character I own is Marina Anemi. This is a story of fiction! n an everyday exchange of information among friends, I found out that Byakko had no idea - NO IDEA - of how to wash Kojuro - who was flirting with her without her conscious knowledge! So... A true friend and helpful nature as I always am, I said I was gonna be a professional and write a task analysis about it and help her... And I did, borrowing my Marina... But then... Mitsuhide decided to show up and... ahem... well... Marina is still running half-naked! If you spot her in the woods, kindly throw a towel or kimono her way cause her butt is freezing off! Enjoy the read! Inspired by Rui Matsumoto's original artwork. Find it on twitter at https://twitter.com/workbyrui/status/1332801862173552640?s=19&fbclid=IwAR0YnDu_V71BtDAQXdGKA9fSFlSBnuk__4i_UqUY8actWpXDTFcJ78LhmLo

𝓤𝓷𝓱𝓪𝓹𝓹𝔂 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮 🖤 Christin is often in her own world is is sometimes too dense but she is always wishing for her full life to spark up something. She's not that good at expressing her emotions but will events turn where she finds love along the way to excite her life? He has the money, looks and basically everything. Jacob is done with every girl he had .Nobody sparks his interest so will a normal girl like Christin change his life? While having a multimillionaire's spilled daughter after him? Rich, Kind, handsome, athletic and perfect personality Jace is your hot nice guy u would find in your dreams. He never liked anyone but he felt that Christin different..... Changing the cover once In While 🤷‍♀️😂

Phoebe's 16 and just moved to Ypsilanti, Michigan with her mom. After her Dad passed nothings been the same. Her mom turned to Drugs and her stepdad is the reason why. The new school she is attending is like all the other schools there the head possy, nerds, jocks, and the anonymous people,but then there's the boy with the mask. He is like no other. There Is something about him.... So much mystery. So much curiosity, Like the mask. Whats up with the mask? Why? What is it all about? Read the first book from the trilogy novel book series ''The boy with the Mask'' and you'll be sure to find out!

Y/n L/n a young teenage man and friend\neighbour to Saitama who going to shake up the world as we know it. (First story ever)

This story is about a girl named Allison she is 17 but nobody knows were she is until she heard someone out there too.

you've heard stories about falling in love with your brother's best friend, but what about falling in love with your cousin's best friend? Paige Collins and her family go on a vacation to California to visit her uncle's family which she has never seen before, and they are going to spend thirty days. Who knew thirty days is all it would take for her to fall in love and not just for any boy but her dear cousin's best friend. # I don't know.. romance. read at your own risk I'm not forcing you. beware there might be tons of grammatical errors so... yeah i'm telling you. Coming soon.

​In a city where legacy is etched in stone and reputation is everything, Andersen "Andy" JamesVon is a beautiful disruption. A twenty-one-year-old UI/UX prodigy and viral streamer, Andy lives with an authenticity that the elite find dangerous. She's a "stud" with a designer's eye and a billionaire's backing, used to navigating complex systems-but she's never met a firewall quite like Selene Davenport. ​At twenty-seven, Selene is the Director of a global empire and the crown jewel of the Davenport dynasty. For over a decade, she has lived as the perfect, stoic heir under the watchful eye of her mother, Rita-a woman dedicated to rigid traditionalism and the preservation of a narrow, high-society image. Selene's life is a masterpiece of decorum, until a matte-black Cyber Truck blocks her path and a cocky stranger with locs and a lopsided grin challenges her to choose between her duty and her desire. ​What begins as a public clash of egos evolves into a private, high-stakes game of connection. As Andy uses her tech brilliance to find the "bugs" in Selene's icy exterior, they are forced to confront a brutal reality: building a future together means tearing down the Davenport legacy. ​In a world of cold stone and curated secrets, they'll have to decide if their bond is a temporary glitch-or a total redesign of the life they were meant to lead.

this story is based of five nights at freddy's but with the emotions as in there emotion state so this one has none of the animitronics I think just came to my head. don't like it then let me know if you want me to write a new story.

He woke up from a deep sleep,he thought he heard a bang but he didn't want to move, he didn't have the energy to deal with this ,his neighbour always does this, the man is not just his neighbour but also his land lord so he couldn't go out and shout at this person plus he coldnt leave and forget the reason he is here. Instead of doing anything he just flops on his bed and lays flat on his stomach so that his face is completely hidden by his pillow then he brings up his second pillow so that his face is sandwiched between the two pillows. ================= "Ugggh" two more, two more to go , then I'm done this is the worst part of our daily training me and my brother always run but not a normal one people do its more of different " Adrian, I think I'm going to fall ," I give my brother a side glance while breathing more like wheezing "You know the drill you give up today, you will have to do twice of this tomorrow" he smirks not even breaking a sweat, how does he do that is he some kind of mutant or something , =========== The book won't be written with a third point of view it will be all in Allezi but is it isn't the pov will be written on the title beforehand so no need to worry hope you like it enjoy

Lu Siyan, the overly dramatic son of a ruthless corporate overlord, sets out to dismantle his father's empire with theatrical flair and emotional overkill. Armed with a black suit, a coin-flipping habit, and dreams of glorious failure, he launches his "revenge startup" with one mission: to fail so spectacularly it bankrupts the entire empire. But fate-unimpressed with his tragic antihero act-throws him into chaos instead. From ducking security guards and bitter baristas to accidental ice-cream warfare and an emotionally charged popsicle duel, Lu Siyan's world spirals into a farcical war zone of capitalism, romance, and mango-flavored justice. Enter Bai Luqi: icy, untouchable, and-unfortunately-his new CEO fiancée. With a glacier's glare and an iron-clad engagement ring, she takes control of Lu Corp, promising order. What she gets instead is a corporate circus led by a chaos-fueled heir who thinks melodrama is a leadership style. As enemies multiply, secrets boil, and mango bars melt, Lu Siyan and Bai Luqi are caught in a surreal battle of sabotage, pride, and reluctant partnership-where love might just sneak in behind a stack of absurdity. In a world ruled by ice queens, failed sons, and questionable HR policies, can two reluctant heirs rewrite the rules of power? Or will the mango mayhem win? "He died as he lived. Dramatically." -A legendary half-drunk bodyguard

Meet the Boomer Crew - five old northerners cooking up a madcap scheme in a greasy garage. Their golden ticket? Dr. Johnny's Rocket Booster, a dodgy pill promising zip and zest for the over-sixties - and he's roped his mates into testing the buzz. Watch Blakey transform from skeptic to toolbox-swinging Titan. With Monaco's rich codgers in their sights, this ragtag lot is set for a wild ride of lager-fueled laughs and reckless get rich quick schemes. A hilarious teaser for Double Up or Quit - grab it if you dare!

This is just a draft and the story is currently under editing Its a typical cliche story .....cause cannon we love cliches The story is about two 18 year old teenage girls ........ Mia Raikar:- the sweet girl ,with perfect family,looks,friends,Grades and reputation Anneabella Mark:- the captain of cheerleader, broken family and walls that no one in the highschool dare to break Our story takes 180° turn when main lead has to choose between one of them.........

One day Ryton while exploring the abandoned palce falls through the roof of a old cottage and finds himself in the paradise of books and there he gets the most unique book of his life .

Just a mix of Funny, Deep and relatable qoutes from Famous people, Internet Personalities, myself (rarely), Smart people, Movies and books etc etc. Otherwise have fun reading?

This is blog. I don't know what is this about but we will see while time pass.

just some funny or cursed images I found on Pinterest or some other app I have. ツ

I don't know what to do here but okay. **i want you to know that there might be foul language** btw some of these things are things that has happened in MY life so... I'll put