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Some people talk and yell at characters in books, but what if the character yells back? Tag is a seemingly normal dude with a seemingly normal life, except for that one little fact that he knows that he is the protagonist of the story. Not only does he despise "the Author," the mysterious writer who controls everything in his life, but he has Dreams... P.S. If he says anything about mugging the author, just ignore him. Please.