Howdotagswork Stories

Just a book about me. Updates on life, random memes, jokes, skits, art, and vents. Idk why people would read but yeah.

Poetry about everything and nothing at all. Little Girl Did you wake up one day, And decide to grow up? It's been ten years, And I don't recognize her in the mirror. She's two feet taller, Ten years wiser. Yet in my mind, She's still a little girl.

HE GETS DROPED KCIKD Isnt that so cool like uhhhhh your kicking uh comander tds into the sky SOrry commander,,,, (Please ignore this im having tds brainrot that will probably last a week or so) OH, and also characters don't belong to me they belong to paradoxum games

In the Ninth Period of the Fifth Era, the Kniterri House, which has been long famed by the royal family, has been taken down by a mysterious man who calls himself the Red Phantom. On the run, Myrel Kniterri encounters a young fugitive, not much younger than himself. Will it fill the void in his soul to have a companion, or will the boy only hinder Myrel's objectives?

Everett Victor Parnell is fresh out of college and looking to start in the music business. After a tireing and stressful day at F# the best record shop in town, he looks for a good coffee shop to get some energy back. After roaming around he finds Coastline Coffee. Upon entering he meets a cute flirtatious boy who goes by the name Cory, who is presumably around his age. Romance, fun, and troublesome obstacles ensue. What will become of these 2 boys? Read to find out!

what do I do, what do I want, where do I go

A sequel to my other corona piece so read that first. A new variant of the virus has hit the U.S and schools have closed down for the winter. Once again Cardinal is hanging out at the West Furniture Store but something is amiss... Join Jack, Parker, and Cardinal as they figure out what's been happening and how to get Cardinal's friends back in this OVER 10K WORD sequel. Rankings (if that matters): #28 in covid-19 #41 in humorous #28 in coronavirus #54 in pandemic #4 in howdotagswork (sorta figured out how but not really) I literally made this because I was bored and thought why not.

"-gold colored eyes and gold covered wings." ft. the percy jackson cast ⇢ lowercase intended;

I'm tired- feel free too direct any mistakes in the comments- ok so in this kokichi is MTF trans-

the title says it all it's literally a story of jungkook running from a policeman on the subway fr

Jason "Jay" Harvey is not liked. He is...not hated, either. Honestly, we're not even sure if anyone knows he exists. But, that's not going to get in the way of his dream. Daniel "Danny" Grey is a hero. He...doesn't exist. Really, he doesn't. But he's not gonna let that stop him. He'll end up conquering the world, one villain at a time. Alexander "Alex" Stonefall is an artist. He...is under appreciated, if you ask him. But, there's no way that's gonna discourage him. This guy, is a legend in training (if you ask him). Two boys have nothing to do with each other. Until they do (have something to do with each other, that is). Add a fictional character to the list, and you get the ultimate crime fighters. ------ I swear the book is better than what you just read. I will reference things and use brand names. I won't sue you if you don't sue me. Story belongs to me. I also drew whatever pictures appear in the attached media. So, yeah. (c) 2014 All Rights Reserved TheRightHandedLefty

Beginning of a novel I've planned out for quite some time. It's designed to be hard to follow, confusing, and slightly self-contradicting. As it progresses (in non-linear fashion) things will become convoluted and may or may not reach a resolution. Will deal with some quite large topics: Paranoia, obsession, fantasy, mental illness, suicide, alienation, etc, etc. If you want details, contact me.

Once finding out that kids had a lower risk of getting the coronavirus, the adults entrusted their children to be the ones to go out and buy groceries. Little did they know the chaos to be ensued by their decisions... I made this in April of 2020 and finished in September-ish. It is very cringey but it was supposed to be a thing for me and my friends to enjoy and then laugh about later. Please enjoy and don't take things too seriously! It isn't accurate (obviously) and was supposed to be comedic. Rankings (if it means anything to anyone): #20 in COVID-19 #33 in humorous #46 in coronavirus #3 in howdotagswork (lol still don't know how they work) #3 in oldwork

"Why?" Tommy sobbed, fingers clinging to the fabric of Philza's suit. Fat globs of tears fell down his cheeks and dripped onto his neck as he was forced down on the couch. "I don't want to be turned, please!" he cried, only for his words to be ignored as he was hoisted onto Philza's lap. Gentle fingers combed through his hair and words of comfort spewed from the vampires lips in a futile attempt to calm him. His tear-filled vision made out a hand that landed gently on his chin, lifting it up and exposing his neck. Not knowing what else to do, he screwed his eyes shut in cruel anticipation of what was to come. OR The SBI take a liking to a certain gremlin child and want him to be part of their vampire family. They're willing to make this happen whether he likes it or not. *warning* this gets messed up, if you're sensitive to darker themes I suggest you don't read, please.

jisung and minho had a big falling out in their friendship. they never got to make up because jisung had gotten an opportunity to study abroad in france and took it up right away. so after around seven years, 23 year old jisung didn't expect to crash into 25 year old minho when going into a grocery store to buy some strawberry milk. OR minho travels to france on a holiday and tries to decipher what the french signs in the grocery store says since he doesn't speak a word of french. he doesn't expect a small familiar boy to bump into him who he's missed for years.

❝Kurapika, feelings fade when people change--❞ You gasped when your back met the wall. The boy who had always managed to keep his emotions at bay had finally snapped--roughly pounding the side of his elbow and forearm above your head. His eyeballs were laced a deep crimson red--broken and confused. Your breath hitched in your chest as he leaned down, lips hovering above your own. You could feel your heart slowly break as you heard him breathily whisper, desperately begging you to reciprocate the emotions he felt for you. ❝If everyone forgets over time, then why can't I?❞ - - ★ OHMYGOD WE ARE AT 121K READS HAPPY 4 YEARS ★ *cover art by @huangdanlan *book is undergoing major editing :)