Howdotagswork Stories

THIS IS A CRACKFIC. EVERYONE IS GOING TO BE OOC, SO PLEASE DON'T MURDER US WHEN YOU FIND THAT YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER IS AN IDIOT OR SOMETHING. THANK YOU. COVER ART IS NOT MINE. IMAGES WERE TAKEN FROM THE INTERNET AND SHOVED TOGETHER TO CREATE THE COVER. written by me ( @hern___________ ) and my friend joe theduck ( @xvXxxJoetheDuckxxXvx ) Percy Jackson goes to Target to buy one item. Unfortunately, one thing leads to another, and now, he's fighting for the good of the universe! Will our valiant hero succeed and save the universe, or will he fall and doom us all? Read the fic to find out! okay, okay, i'm sorry. here's a more accurate summary: percy jackson goes to target and commits several felonies before trying to save the universe or something FEATURING: Our favorite hero, PERCY JACKSON! His reliable sidekick, POISONOUS FOOD DYE! His worst enemy, [insert villain here]! The bane of the universe- alright, alright, shut up mr casting list. anyways, NONE OF THE CHARACTERS ARE MINE (ours). um... wait, no, all of the characters are ours EXCEPT FOR PERCY. or something. We own all the characters except Percy Jackson, Chaos, and Poseidon. hahahahahahahahahaha

a boyband of two, living in the harsh world of becoming idols. also living with the struggles of arguments within the band, the harshness of their fans, and living within the omega verse. will they get through their struggles? find out here (this description is a blatant lie im not good at describing things) lowercase is intended because i refuse to write with caps 😍 THIS IS SATIRE!

Once finding out that kids had a lower risk of getting the coronavirus, the adults entrusted their children to be the ones to go out and buy groceries. Little did they know the chaos to be ensued by their decisions... I made this in April of 2020 and finished in September-ish. It is very cringey but it was supposed to be a thing for me and my friends to enjoy and then laugh about later. Please enjoy and don't take things too seriously! It isn't accurate (obviously) and was supposed to be comedic. Rankings (if it means anything to anyone): #20 in COVID-19 #33 in humorous #46 in coronavirus #3 in howdotagswork (lol still don't know how they work) #3 in oldwork

I'm tired- feel free too direct any mistakes in the comments- ok so in this kokichi is MTF trans-

that snobby guy from II 3 gets what he deserves /j (SPOILERS FOR II 3 I THINK)

A sequel to my other corona piece so read that first. A new variant of the virus has hit the U.S and schools have closed down for the winter. Once again Cardinal is hanging out at the West Furniture Store but something is amiss... Join Jack, Parker, and Cardinal as they figure out what's been happening and how to get Cardinal's friends back in this OVER 10K WORD sequel. Rankings (if that matters): #28 in covid-19 #41 in humorous #28 in coronavirus #54 in pandemic #4 in howdotagswork (sorta figured out how but not really) I literally made this because I was bored and thought why not.

"Why?" Tommy sobbed, fingers clinging to the fabric of Philza's suit. Fat globs of tears fell down his cheeks and dripped onto his neck as he was forced down on the couch. "I don't want to be turned, please!" he cried, only for his words to be ignored as he was hoisted onto Philza's lap. Gentle fingers combed through his hair and words of comfort spewed from the vampires lips in a futile attempt to calm him. His tear-filled vision made out a hand that landed gently on his chin, lifting it up and exposing his neck. Not knowing what else to do, he screwed his eyes shut in cruel anticipation of what was to come. OR The SBI take a liking to a certain gremlin child and want him to be part of their vampire family. They're willing to make this happen whether he likes it or not. *warning* this gets messed up, if you're sensitive to darker themes I suggest you don't read, please.

Just a book about me. Updates on life, random memes, jokes, skits, art, and vents. Idk why people would read but yeah.

Theo is going through depression, Ashton just wants to help

Jason "Jay" Harvey is not liked. He is...not hated, either. Honestly, we're not even sure if anyone knows he exists. But, that's not going to get in the way of his dream. Daniel "Danny" Grey is a hero. He...doesn't exist. Really, he doesn't. But he's not gonna let that stop him. He'll end up conquering the world, one villain at a time. Alexander "Alex" Stonefall is an artist. He...is under appreciated, if you ask him. But, there's no way that's gonna discourage him. This guy, is a legend in training (if you ask him). Two boys have nothing to do with each other. Until they do (have something to do with each other, that is). Add a fictional character to the list, and you get the ultimate crime fighters. ------ I swear the book is better than what you just read. I will reference things and use brand names. I won't sue you if you don't sue me. Story belongs to me. I also drew whatever pictures appear in the attached media. So, yeah. (c) 2014 All Rights Reserved TheRightHandedLefty

Soulmate au So basically this is the au where bokuto and akaashi are soulmates and when they draw and or write on them it appears on the other person (if that makes sense). I'm not the best at writing but I'll try.

❝Kurapika, feelings fade when people change--❞ You gasped when your back met the wall. The boy who had always managed to keep his emotions at bay had finally snapped--roughly pounding the side of his elbow and forearm above your head. His eyeballs were laced a deep crimson red--broken and confused. Your breath hitched in your chest as he leaned down, lips hovering above your own. You could feel your heart slowly break as you heard him breathily whisper, desperately begging you to reciprocate the emotions he felt for you. ❝If everyone forgets over time, then why can't I?❞ - - ★ OHMYGOD WE ARE AT 121K READS HAPPY 4 YEARS ★ *cover art by @huangdanlan *book is undergoing major editing :)

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Read if you truly and most certainly have nothing else to do.

HE GETS DROPED KCIKD Isnt that so cool like uhhhhh your kicking uh comander tds into the sky SOrry commander,,,, (Please ignore this im having tds brainrot that will probably last a week or so) OH, and also characters don't belong to me they belong to paradoxum games

" He waited for a second, savoring the birds tweeting, a soft wind blowing, the constant squeaks of his wheelchair silent, and very, very distant yells from a playground, maybe his school's, far away. This was what seemed like the definition of "color" to him." He had a bit of trouble getting around, given his disabilities. Charlie was born without eyesight and later became disabled, a story he didn't like to think about. Life was very much a blur for Charlie until he receives a letter from a stranger.