Howtotalktoaliens Stories

How to talk to aliens. Step 1) Start a friendly conversation Step 2) Ask them if they have seen any good movies lately Step 3) If they answer, tell them that it's you favorite movie even if you hate it with a burning passion (you don't want to get abducted) Step 4) Ask them about their day and what they are going to do Step 5) If they say anything about the abduction of little girls, destroying Earth, conquering Earth, or eating brains... then do step 6. Because you are either talking to a zombie... drunk... Or having a stroke. All three at the same time is possible too. Step 6) RUN BITCH RUN !!!! Step 7) Go to an authority, or the police. Step 8) Get sent to an insane asylum for being crazy. Step 9) Watch you planet get taken over by aliens. Or watch it get destroyed by them. Step 10) Die... or become one of them. (you don't really have a choice)