Humansareweird Stories

Based off of many a Tumblr post, I decided to write this.

Collection of Humans are Space Orcs Tumblr photos.

Vree liked his humans. They were kind, clever, and tended to be adorable, in the way that a small, particularly spiny cub was adorable right before it bit you. Of course, small adorable cubs usually couldn't shapeshift or burst into flame whenever it suited them. Tusca hired a teenager on a whim, and a doctor because they were old friends. Unfortunately, nothing is ever simple when a Red Baron is at the helm.

Once, only humans roamed earth. We were a 'doomed species' and that there was 'only a spec of humanity left', the news was filled of murders and scandals and half of the population were starving or dead. This is now called the era of no humanity. The world now, well, it's just the same. Of course, there are some changes. Science has improved, less crimes have been committed, and the places full of starvation are now richer than they could imagine. It's a better place. Why? Well, you're going to have to read to find out.

Short Stories on the Absurdity of Human Nature as observed by bemused aliens. If you are looking for epic space battles, if you are looking for generals winning victory through genius tactics, if you are looking for berserker warriors carrying empires aloft on their swords, look elsewhere my friends. Here you will find laughter.Here a quartermaster must discover why the humans insists that the mass produced broom, identical down to the molecule to every other broom on the base, is the "wrong" broom, and why and how they expect him to fix it. Here aliens learn the meaning of "enough C4"Here a medic meets the challenge of understanding why a human thinks it can survive on chocolate cake. Here Monty Python meets Star Trek.Qui

Random stuff about humans being weird and some reactions from aliens

Eden - 48012, Beta. A Star system Xanfora, solar system 356. Recently reinstated for training of Militia after sixty seven clicks. Code Name : Ee-Arth. Dominant Species: 'Humans.' A fairly fairly primitive planet, inhabited mostly by self destructive bipeds, said to be one of the most dangerous bodies in system of the Origin's Data base. Unpredictable weather, unpredictable inhabitants that could easily be handled. Oh, the 'Humans' are easy to avoid when training Soldiers in a foreign atmosphere. All too easy to get rid of when they had seen too much. The real problem for most recruits was the wild life, species far more carnivorous and territorial than Falaxtors that soar in the sky like giant dragons made of pure energy, and far too easy to agitate like the ferocious beasts of Runa-56829 in the Delta Quadrant of Sytimous. Fatalities are high and morals are low among the Xenons, but if they can conquer a planet ready to fall apart, it will be one of the highest risks to their Inquisition conquered.

A selection of oneshots with a vague plotline but no story arc whatsoever because I love this prompt.

So I'm really into Humans are Space Orcs, and I decided that I would make my own little short stories and such about the cute but terrifying creatures we are and our strange habits. So enjoy my kinda bad but comprehensible writing, and thanks for visiting my story.

A collection of 'humans are weird' oneshots based off of prompts from tumblr.

The title sounds deep and kinda angsty, but it is just a crackpot of 'humans are space orcs' and like drabbles.

When Terrans enraged a powerful empire, nothing will save them from extermination...

Jazz finds herself in a bit of trouble when her ship is attacked and loses her incredible ability to gain another. Read to find out more

The Earth has had 6,906,762 recorded Alien invasion attempts. Invasion Academy aims to fight fire with fire.

No less than two years after humanity's acceptance into the Galactic Assembly and participation in the Drev War, most aliens have still never seen a human. Rumors run rampant about these strange, powerful predators, so much so that news of them has spread across the known universe. Krill, an alien surgeon stationed at the galaxy's largest trauma center, hardly has time to believe these rumors, but a freak accident aboard a human spaceship brings him in contact with the first human he has ever met. Fascinated by their wonderful strangeness , he finds himself a member of the crew under a young and inexperienced captain with no idea what he's gotten himself into.

Random one-shots about how humans are space orcs. Or space fae. Or how Earth is space Australia. Whatever. These are pulled straight from my Tumblr (I'm not giving you my username)!

A collection of Human and Alien AUs.

Based off of a ton of Tumbir posts and fanfics about "Humans are space orcs" and "Earth is space australlia". Set in the voltron universe, Allura, Coran, the Galrans all see that they really did underestimate humans- they can be utterly terrifying at times. *Ok, Lance is the foucus of some (read: a ton) of chapters, since I love him.

- FIRST PLACE IN THE AMORE AWARDS- Can an optimistic alien, a sarcastic cat, and an edgy alien save humanity from the coronavirus? Alien Frey Altra'pua is a determined, over-eager humanologist who hates seeing humans afraid. Snarky, also alien Alex T'Nadea is the best field agent Secret Society #447 has. When Freya disobeys orders from her boss, grabs Alex -a legendary agent but total stranger- and heads to Earth without permission to 'save' humanity from CoVID-19........ well, what could go wrong? The answer is alot. ~gxg~