Humansareweird Stories

Based off of a ton of Tumbir posts and fanfics about "Humans are space orcs" and "Earth is space australlia". Set in the voltron universe, Allura, Coran, the Galrans all see that they really did underestimate humans- they can be utterly terrifying at times. *Ok, Lance is the foucus of some (read: a ton) of chapters, since I love him.

A selection of oneshots with a vague plotline but no story arc whatsoever because I love this prompt.

Inspired by the 'Humans are Space Orcs' blog. In the future, humanity has made contact and been in friendly relations with aliens. Aliens find that human crew members are incredibly helpful but dangerous. These are the antics that insue when you have a crew of 7 aliens that don't fully understand their 3 human crewmates. Oh and by the way, TerraGov is a democratic galactic nation that assimilated all human nations into one supernation to unify the species, and the current leader is named Chad for comedic purposes. Don't question it.

Inspired by Tumblr. Read to see poor aliens being confused at the Humans animalistic behaviour.

When creatures from another dimension come to Earth, things spiral out of control and become very dangerous for a group of teenage protesters when the cause of the interdimentional "invasion" decides that human beings are a threat to its mission. Most places and all businesses in this story are of my own creations and anything that reminds the reader of a real life business is coincidence and not intentional.

Humans manage to establish contact with the Galactic Union, and as proof of their first encounter, they take their newfound allies to the world of young scientist Kluk, an expert on humans (because before contact, they had secretly spied on them). Their destination was the planet Kovit-02. Everything went well during the humans' visit-except for certain incidents that Kluk noted with concern. He was right-oh, he was very right. Humans and the beings from their world were devourers of worlds, and everyone was in danger.

100 reasons why I think humans are weird! WRITTEN BY A HUMAN FOR HUMANS. And potatoes. 【warning! Offensive content, if you're a butt hurt person, don't read. No one gives a flying fuck about your beliefs. (Jk)】

Once, only humans roamed earth. We were a 'doomed species' and that there was 'only a spec of humanity left', the news was filled of murders and scandals and half of the population were starving or dead. This is now called the era of no humanity. The world now, well, it's just the same. Of course, there are some changes. Science has improved, less crimes have been committed, and the places full of starvation are now richer than they could imagine. It's a better place. Why? Well, you're going to have to read to find out.

Hello Human, this is Alpha and Omega speaking. We will document our discoveries of your strange little planet. A is Alpha, O is Omega, G is Gamma and D is Delta. *Read at your own discretion, we are not responsible for any resulting trauma. Some readers may find content disturbing.* For added confusion read alongside the Alpha and Omega Song book

A new astronaut, Dr. Murtaza Bartel, has been kidnapped on his way to the OBISS. It wasn't humans who did it, but aliens who knew they were real! - unfortunately, not all of the aliens are friendly. Luckily, an unknowing crew of pirates are about to rescue him.

Collection of Humans are Space Orcs Tumblr photos.

a humans are weird story

Kaztegs is an archeologist from the planet Drat. One day while exploring a debris field they tried to pick up an armed warhead and badly damaged their ship. With rescue light years off and systems failing rapidly they turn towards a primitive inhabited planet called Terra. During descent they're hit with more space debris and crash to the planet's surface. There they integrate into a human society while waiting for rescue. This is Kaztegs' adventures of living in the human town called Rockwell in a place called Maine.

Just some drabbles from my favorite tag.

Just some bonus one shot scenes, of my story "A Fallen Star". These are canon, though some later along the line might not be. yess, I am open to suggestions.

The Earth has had 6,906,762 recorded Alien invasion attempts. Invasion Academy aims to fight fire with fire.

A continuation of Golden Stars, Bleeding Hearts! M'staeng didn't expect anything strange when Alphonse had asked him for pens and paper. He and Ed probably just wanted to write or draw or something, right? He'd see whatever it is they'd done when they finished, compliment it, and encourage their interests. That was part of being a good parent, right? Of course, his assumptions about their little project were nothing like the reality. Just what the hell was alchemy, anyway?

This is based off the article https://www.livescience.com/63843-look-harder-for-aliens.html of why we haven't found aliens yet. Maybe we just aren't using the right means of communication...