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Humans manage to establish contact with the Galactic Union, and as proof of their first encounter, they take their newfound allies to the world of young scientist Kluk, an expert on humans (because before contact, they had secretly spied on them). Their destination was the planet Kovit-02. Everything went well during the humans' visit-except for certain incidents that Kluk noted with concern. He was right-oh, he was very right. Humans and the beings from their world were devourers of worlds, and everyone was in danger.

The Earth has had 6,906,762 recorded Alien invasion attempts. Invasion Academy aims to fight fire with fire.

A selection of oneshots with a vague plotline but no story arc whatsoever because I love this prompt.

A collection of 'humans are weird' oneshots based off of prompts from tumblr.

Shen just wanted to know more about humans. Ella just wanted to have an adventure. Neither works out they way they want. (or in other words where Humans are the space terminator and yet also the really cuddly pets.)

Inspired by the 'Humans are Space Orcs' blog. In the future, humanity has made contact and been in friendly relations with aliens. Aliens find that human crew members are incredibly helpful but dangerous. These are the antics that insue when you have a crew of 7 aliens that don't fully understand their 3 human crewmates. Oh and by the way, TerraGov is a democratic galactic nation that assimilated all human nations into one supernation to unify the species, and the current leader is named Chad for comedic purposes. Don't question it.

¯\_ (ツ)_/¯ -Tumblr prompts that were on my "All" page and recommended for my writer board on Pinterest -#onlyingotham "tweets" from the #OnlyInGotham tumblr page -Other prompts that I find on Pinterest -Writing Warm-up Prompts -none of these are finished im sorry

Humans are really a category of their own when it comes to the known intelligent life of this universe. This guide aims to help you keep you and your crew in the loop on human behavior. Wishing you safe hyper-jumps! ~ highest ranking: #7 in humansareweird #2 in spaceorcs #383 in aliens #750 in space

This is based off the article https://www.livescience.com/63843-look-harder-for-aliens.html of why we haven't found aliens yet. Maybe we just aren't using the right means of communication...

Eden - 48012, Beta. A Star system Xanfora, solar system 356. Recently reinstated for training of Militia after sixty seven clicks. Code Name : Ee-Arth. Dominant Species: 'Humans.' A fairly fairly primitive planet, inhabited mostly by self destructive bipeds, said to be one of the most dangerous bodies in system of the Origin's Data base. Unpredictable weather, unpredictable inhabitants that could easily be handled. Oh, the 'Humans' are easy to avoid when training Soldiers in a foreign atmosphere. All too easy to get rid of when they had seen too much. The real problem for most recruits was the wild life, species far more carnivorous and territorial than Falaxtors that soar in the sky like giant dragons made of pure energy, and far too easy to agitate like the ferocious beasts of Runa-56829 in the Delta Quadrant of Sytimous. Fatalities are high and morals are low among the Xenons, but if they can conquer a planet ready to fall apart, it will be one of the highest risks to their Inquisition conquered.

a humans are weird story

No less than two years after humanity's acceptance into the Galactic Assembly and participation in the Drev War, most aliens have still never seen a human. Rumors run rampant about these strange, powerful predators, so much so that news of them has spread across the known universe. Krill, an alien surgeon stationed at the galaxy's largest trauma center, hardly has time to believe these rumors, but a freak accident aboard a human spaceship brings him in contact with the first human he has ever met. Fascinated by their wonderful strangeness , he finds himself a member of the crew under a young and inexperienced captain with no idea what he's gotten himself into.

When Terrans enraged a powerful empire, nothing will save them from extermination...

Short Stories on the Absurdity of Human Nature as observed by bemused aliens. If you are looking for epic space battles, if you are looking for generals winning victory through genius tactics, if you are looking for berserker warriors carrying empires aloft on their swords, look elsewhere my friends. Here you will find laughter.Here a quartermaster must discover why the humans insists that the mass produced broom, identical down to the molecule to every other broom on the base, is the "wrong" broom, and why and how they expect him to fix it. Here aliens learn the meaning of "enough C4"Here a medic meets the challenge of understanding why a human thinks it can survive on chocolate cake. Here Monty Python meets Star Trek.Qui

Just some drabbles from my favorite tag.

Hello Human, this is Alpha and Omega speaking. We will document our discoveries of your strange little planet. A is Alpha, O is Omega, G is Gamma and D is Delta. *Read at your own discretion, we are not responsible for any resulting trauma. Some readers may find content disturbing.* For added confusion read alongside the Alpha and Omega Song book

A growing collection of Humans are Space Orcs stories that details the adventures of Dr. Krill, Adam Vir, Sunny, and other crew members of the harbinger as they fight to explore deep space.

100 reasons why I think humans are weird! WRITTEN BY A HUMAN FOR HUMANS. And potatoes. 【warning! Offensive content, if you're a butt hurt person, don't read. No one gives a flying fuck about your beliefs. (Jk)】

Based off of many a Tumblr post, I decided to write this.