Humansareweird Stories

47 Stories

Empyrean Iris Story Collection by starrfallknightrise
#1
Empyrean Iris Story Collectionby Charlie Starr
A growing collection of Humans are Space Orcs stories that details the adventures of Dr. Krill, Adam Vir, Sunny, and other crew members of the harbinger as they fight to...
Empyrean Iris Story Collection Vol. 4 by starrfallknightrise
#2
Empyrean Iris Story Collection Vol...by Charlie Starr
Part 4 of A growing collection of Humans are Space Orcs stories that details the adventures of Adam Vir, Sunny, Dr. Krill and other's in the Empyrean Iris Universe as th...
Empyrean Iris by starrfallknightrise
#3
Empyrean Irisby Charlie Starr
No less than two years after humanity's acceptance into the Galactic Assembly and participation in the Drev War, most aliens have still never seen a human. Rumors run r...
LF Friends, Will Travel by Bainshie
#4
LF Friends, Will Travelby Bainshie
Terrans are not the strongest species in the universe. They are not the fastest species. They are most definitely not the smartest. But Terrans are the loneliest, willin...
Humans Are Weird by ashm12351
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Humans Are Weirdby New Age Vamp
so I've dove down a hole of this Humans are Weird tag on Tumblr, so i thought i'd make a book of my favorite ones, and some i come up with myself. i'll try and put the...
A Dog-man's Guide to Pet Humans by Pepperisawriter
#6
A Dog-man's Guide to Pet Humansby Stormy Skyes
Why does your human hate you? Do humans really bite? Why did my pet do that!?!? All your questions and more are answered in this ultimate guide! This book is filled with...
Curiosity Killed The Human by LemonGurllLol
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Curiosity Killed The Humanby LemonGurllLol
An Alien known as a Quezeq is sent to planet Earth an Class A-1 Deathworld to gather information about Humans a Apex Predator species and their inhabitants. During the Q...
Humans Are Weird Oneshots by AddisonValentine
#8
Humans Are Weird Oneshotsby Addison Valentine
A selection of oneshots with a vague plotline but no story arc whatsoever because I love this prompt.
No Moon by officialleehadan
#9
No Moonby Lee Hadan
Vree liked his humans. They were kind, clever, and tended to be adorable, in the way that a small, particularly spiny cub was adorable right before it bit you. Of cours...
Completed
Hello by Reigenlovets
#10
Helloby Reigenlovets
Several short stories surrounding the "humans are space orcs" tag.
Space Fleet by ThePlasticPotato
#11
Space Fleetby Soap
Inspired by the 'Humans are Space Orcs' blog. In the future, humanity has made contact and been in friendly relations with aliens. Aliens find that human crew members ar...
I Wish I Met You Sooner  by TheKittyQuakes
#12
I Wish I Met You Sooner by That_One_Non-binary_Hoe
Tommy gets sold to aliens by the academy that Tubbo and him joined. Tommy gets experimented on for a year while slowly learning Common (the alien language) without letti...
Alchemy Lessons by leiftheleaf06
#13
Alchemy Lessonsby leiftheleaf06
A continuation of Golden Stars, Bleeding Hearts! M'staeng didn't expect anything strange when Alphonse had asked him for pens and paper. He and Ed probably just wanted t...
Completed
Destination Eden by XCedric_AlforsX
#15
Destination Edenby Just A Hazbin
Eden - 48012, Beta. A Star system Xanfora, solar system 356. Recently reinstated for training of Militia after sixty seven clicks. Code Name : Ee-Arth. Dominant Specie...
The Terran Fleet by Droga_Mleczn4
#16
The Terran Fleetby Droga_Mleczn4
When Terrans enraged a powerful empire, nothing will save them from extermination...
What makes us human- A Voltron Legendary Defender fanfiction by Karishan1031
#17
What makes us human- A Voltron Leg...by Karishan1031
The title sounds deep and kinda angsty, but it is just a crackpot of 'humans are space orcs' and like drabbles.
Space orcs of the Universe by Dragonfan20
#18
Space orcs of the Universeby Dragonfan20
Inspired by Tumblr. Read to see poor aliens being confused at the Humans animalistic behaviour.
Totally a Weather Balloon by LostPeopleOfEarth158
#19
Totally a Weather Balloonby Breanna
Kaztegs is an archeologist from the planet Drat. One day while exploring a debris field they tried to pick up an armed warhead and badly damaged their ship. With rescue...
Humans are very weird by AIsilver
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Humans are very weirdby Forget me its easier
Random stuff about humans being weird and some reactions from aliens