Humansareweird Stories

Why does your human hate you? Do humans really bite? Why did my pet do that!?!? All your questions and more are answered in this ultimate guide! This book is filled with little tidbits and facts that can't be worked into my "In Alien Hands" stories. If you like the "human pet" trope, check them out! Cover by Hardtimes the Artist

Terrans are not the strongest species in the universe. They are not the fastest species. They are most definitely not the smartest. But Terrans are the loneliest, willing to befriend anything that moves and several things that don't. After humanity nearly made themselves extinct with a "Terran brand oopsie"™, trillions of Terrans awaken from stasis and set themselves upon a Galaxy teeming with alien life, each writing their own story among the stars. Stories of compassion, of anger, of revenge, of justice. Stories of the clever and stories of the downright stupid. But mostly the story of Terrans looking for the one thing that all beings desire: Friendship amongst a lonely universe.

- FIRST PLACE IN THE AMORE AWARDS- Can an optimistic alien, a sarcastic cat, and an edgy alien save humanity from the coronavirus? Alien Frey Altra'pua is a determined, over-eager humanologist who hates seeing humans afraid. Snarky, also alien Alex T'Nadea is the best field agent Secret Society #447 has. When Freya disobeys orders from her boss, grabs Alex -a legendary agent but total stranger- and heads to Earth without permission to 'save' humanity from CoVID-19........ well, what could go wrong? The answer is alot. ~gxg~

Random stuff about humans being weird and some reactions from aliens

A growing collection of Humans are Space Orcs stories that details the adventures of Dr. Krill, Adam Vir, Sunny, and other crew members of the harbinger as they fight to explore deep space.

¯\_ (ツ)_/¯ -Tumblr prompts that were on my "All" page and recommended for my writer board on Pinterest -#onlyingotham "tweets" from the #OnlyInGotham tumblr page -Other prompts that I find on Pinterest -Writing Warm-up Prompts -none of these are finished im sorry

Random one-shots about how humans are space orcs. Or space fae. Or how Earth is space Australia. Whatever. These are pulled straight from my Tumblr (I'm not giving you my username)!

A collection of random short stories that don't really belong anywhere else.

Eden - 48012, Beta. A Star system Xanfora, solar system 356. Recently reinstated for training of Militia after sixty seven clicks. Code Name : Ee-Arth. Dominant Species: 'Humans.' A fairly fairly primitive planet, inhabited mostly by self destructive bipeds, said to be one of the most dangerous bodies in system of the Origin's Data base. Unpredictable weather, unpredictable inhabitants that could easily be handled. Oh, the 'Humans' are easy to avoid when training Soldiers in a foreign atmosphere. All too easy to get rid of when they had seen too much. The real problem for most recruits was the wild life, species far more carnivorous and territorial than Falaxtors that soar in the sky like giant dragons made of pure energy, and far too easy to agitate like the ferocious beasts of Runa-56829 in the Delta Quadrant of Sytimous. Fatalities are high and morals are low among the Xenons, but if they can conquer a planet ready to fall apart, it will be one of the highest risks to their Inquisition conquered.

Collection of Humans are Space Orcs Tumblr photos.

Inspired by the 'Humans are Space Orcs' blog. In the future, humanity has made contact and been in friendly relations with aliens. Aliens find that human crew members are incredibly helpful but dangerous. These are the antics that insue when you have a crew of 7 aliens that don't fully understand their 3 human crewmates. Oh and by the way, TerraGov is a democratic galactic nation that assimilated all human nations into one supernation to unify the species, and the current leader is named Chad for comedic purposes. Don't question it.

Vree liked his humans. They were kind, clever, and tended to be adorable, in the way that a small, particularly spiny cub was adorable right before it bit you. Of course, small adorable cubs usually couldn't shapeshift or burst into flame whenever it suited them. Tusca hired a teenager on a whim, and a doctor because they were old friends. Unfortunately, nothing is ever simple when a Red Baron is at the helm.

The title sounds deep and kinda angsty, but it is just a crackpot of 'humans are space orcs' and like drabbles.

A series of short stories published whenever I feel like it. Feel free to suggest one!

Just some bonus one shot scenes, of my story "A Fallen Star". These are canon, though some later along the line might not be. yess, I am open to suggestions.

So I'm really into Humans are Space Orcs, and I decided that I would make my own little short stories and such about the cute but terrifying creatures we are and our strange habits. So enjoy my kinda bad but comprehensible writing, and thanks for visiting my story.

Inspired by Tumblr. Read to see poor aliens being confused at the Humans animalistic behaviour.

Just some drabbles from my favorite tag.

Jazz finds herself in a bit of trouble when her ship is attacked and loses her incredible ability to gain another. Read to find out more

Based off of a ton of Tumbir posts and fanfics about "Humans are space orcs" and "Earth is space australlia". Set in the voltron universe, Allura, Coran, the Galrans all see that they really did underestimate humans- they can be utterly terrifying at times. *Ok, Lance is the foucus of some (read: a ton) of chapters, since I love him.