Humansareweird Stories

¯\_ (ツ)_/¯ -Tumblr prompts that were on my "All" page and recommended for my writer board on Pinterest -#onlyingotham "tweets" from the #OnlyInGotham tumblr page -Other prompts that I find on Pinterest -Writing Warm-up Prompts -none of these are finished im sorry

Hello Human, this is Alpha and Omega speaking. We will document our discoveries of your strange little planet. A is Alpha, O is Omega, G is Gamma and D is Delta. *Read at your own discretion, we are not responsible for any resulting trauma. Some readers may find content disturbing.* For added confusion read alongside the Alpha and Omega Song book

We're all a little twisted. We just need someone to give us the strength to fly. Mikolath hates the humans. Okay, hate is a strong word. Not hate, just doesn't understand, and is confused by them. They 'snore', they 'sing', 'dance', and do other things a member of the Piththaz species would never do. However, Mikolath must learn to get used to these 'humans,' when the captain of his ship takes three of them in. Unfortunately for Mikolath, human Jackie has decided to bond with him and will not let him have peace. It's not until they visit the planet of Thrakog that things begin to change. A new discovery, new boundaries and many new experiences await for Mikolath as he tries to keep human Jackie out of trouble.

A series of short stories published whenever I feel like it. Feel free to suggest one!

An Alien known as a Quezeq is sent to planet Earth an Class A-1 Deathworld to gather information about Humans a Apex Predator species and their inhabitants. During the Quezeq's time on Earth he happens to meet a elderly woman but not just any woman, but a Human so now he gathers information about Humans and Earth from an elderly woman who happens to be Human and maybe perhaps enjoy her company while at it. ------------------------------ This story is based on the tumblr tag "Humans are deathworlders" and ect. This is all the work of fiction and is not to be taken seriously as it is not based on true events if this story is similar to a real life event it is merely just a coincidence. ------------------------------ Other Social(s): Tumblr: grapefood Youtube: Simamis grape Tiktok: simamisgrape

Inspired by Tumblr. Read to see poor aliens being confused at the Humans animalistic behaviour.

After what seemed like a normal day on her spaceship, Captain's ship has it's gravity regulation turned off. After cautiously moving around her ship she fixes the problem but finds another one instead. Who is this intruder? How did they get so far from home? Most importantly, how did a human get this far out in space?

A selection of oneshots with a vague plotline but no story arc whatsoever because I love this prompt.

Inspired by the 'Humans are Space Orcs' blog. In the future, humanity has made contact and been in friendly relations with aliens. Aliens find that human crew members are incredibly helpful but dangerous. These are the antics that insue when you have a crew of 7 aliens that don't fully understand their 3 human crewmates. Oh and by the way, TerraGov is a democratic galactic nation that assimilated all human nations into one supernation to unify the species, and the current leader is named Chad for comedic purposes. Don't question it.

Shen just wanted to know more about humans. Ella just wanted to have an adventure. Neither works out they way they want. (or in other words where Humans are the space terminator and yet also the really cuddly pets.)

Vree liked his humans. They were kind, clever, and tended to be adorable, in the way that a small, particularly spiny cub was adorable right before it bit you. Of course, small adorable cubs usually couldn't shapeshift or burst into flame whenever it suited them. Tusca hired a teenager on a whim, and a doctor because they were old friends. Unfortunately, nothing is ever simple when a Red Baron is at the helm.

Kaztegs is an archeologist from the planet Drat. One day while exploring a debris field they tried to pick up an armed warhead and badly damaged their ship. With rescue light years off and systems failing rapidly they turn towards a primitive inhabited planet called Terra. During descent they're hit with more space debris and crash to the planet's surface. There they integrate into a human society while waiting for rescue. This is Kaztegs' adventures of living in the human town called Rockwell in a place called Maine.

Based off of many a Tumblr post, I decided to write this.

The title sounds deep and kinda angsty, but it is just a crackpot of 'humans are space orcs' and like drabbles.

A collection of 'humans are weird' oneshots based off of prompts from tumblr.

A collection of random short stories that don't really belong anywhere else.

Jazz finds herself in a bit of trouble when her ship is attacked and loses her incredible ability to gain another. Read to find out more

so I've dove down a hole of this Humans are Weird tag on Tumblr, so i thought i'd make a book of my favorite ones, and some i come up with myself. i'll try and put the persons Tumblr on the page in case you wanna check them out but i might not always be able too. enjoy!

The Earth has had 6,906,762 recorded Alien invasion attempts. Invasion Academy aims to fight fire with fire.

Part 4 of A growing collection of Humans are Space Orcs stories that details the adventures of Adam Vir, Sunny, Dr. Krill and other's in the Empyrean Iris Universe as they band together to fight the looming danger of the Void and its Legion.