Humansarewierd Stories

Hello, humans. I was apart of an invasion plan to take over your hell-hole of a planet. It did not go as my people had originally planned, and we were forced to retreat. I wrote down my experiences in what you people call a 'journal'. I have now left it in your care. I had it translated to your native language by my human companion (he means friend), and has told me he made notes throughout the journal. Enjoy this historical piece of literature.