Humanstuck Stories

John is the new kid, with everything that comes with that title; awkwardness, shyness, and attempts to make friends. Except all of this is made even worse with the fact that he's deaf. Dave is your stereotypical resident coolkid. Except he's not. He's a huge nerd, but most people find him intimidating, what with his shades and the fact that he doesn't talk to anyone. Or rather, that he can't talk to anyone, being mute. The two get paired together and form a close bond quite quickly, to the surprise of most of the school, but to none of their friends'. ((I really suck at descriptions. Also, updates for this aren't set, so be prepared for longish waits between chapters or several at a time.))

A Vriska/Terezi fanfiction in an AU where Terezi moves with her family to another home in town, that her friends associate with the phrases, "kid that used to go to our school," and personal favorite, "the key words are 'used to' because yeah she actually died a while back." The cover is by Ikimaru on tumblr because I currently lack 1) a working scanner, and 2) a proper program for illustration that is compatible with my tablet

This is a DaveKat story. Dave is an enigma that gets more mysterious by the minute, and Karkat doesn't know the meaning of life. They will soon learn every creavice of each other's mind, ending in a blossoming relationship. Content warnings, trigger warnings: detailed descriptions of self harm, implied anxiety, existential crisis causing content, etc.

A short spin off to "PARTY 4 U" diving deeper into the two week span Dave spent away from Karkat after their argument. Spoilers for the main series of course. Read alongside or after, this is just a fun little extra project to keep me in the writing mood. "PARTY 4 U" "Two Weeks of HIS mess" - Karkat > "Two weeks of MY mess" - Dave

A sheltered boy named John's first year of high school will be started in a new school. Everything seems to be going fine, that is until he meets a grouchy guy named Karkat (beepbeepmeow). Suddenly unsure of his feelings, orientation, and the importance of his father's acceptance, he still needs to get his life together while at the same time trying to win over Karkat's heart.

Gamzee and Tavros going hanging out together (I suck at summary, please read) Gamzee ♥ Tavros

TW: depression, suicidal thoughts, cutting (maybe smut I dunno yet) Humanstuck. Sollux is the school's bad boy. He's also sort of a bully. Eridan is the new kid, and a very unpopular one at that. Sollux sees Eridan one day and notices him as a perfect target. Lonely, pathetic, and no friends. He seems the perfect target, and Solluxs friends agree, but will Sollux manage to be a bully to Eridan for long, and will Eridan break and become cold?

"It was a beautiful day, and the fake birds were singing. The fake wind rustled the fake leaves on the fake trees. And a happy fellow named Mituna danced around his perfect, fake, land. Only he didn't know it was fake." ~~~ A Humanstuck Au in which Mituna has been placed in a dream-like state, and Kurloz decides to help him out of it.

You're sick of feigning innocence. You've lied one too many times. Lied to friends, abusers, asshole friends, and especially yourself. There's one thing you won't lie about right this instant though. You need to get your shit together.

These are all of my HUMANSTUCK headcannons for the characters

A bad Cronkri story.

{human stuck,family stuck, reader X John} (y/n) is a normal human female, who is sort of a complete loser, that no one knows. That is until she moves into (N/T) [new town] and she meets fellow technical loser John Egbert, who is somehow friends with the most popular guy in your grade, Dave Strider. Can (y/n) survive her sophomore year?

KarkatxOCxSollux Highschool AU Remlee Makara is moving in to her Dad's home and switching schools during her Senior Year. That's not so bad though when you're the twin of one of the easiest going guys in school i.e. Gamzee Makara.When she catches the eyes of a certain loudmouthed albino and the cool hacker kid, her life gets a bit more complicated.

Human!Gamzee x Reader x Human!Karkat

When a cure for cannibalism goes horribly wrong, the world is thrusted into something it was never prepared for: the Zombie Apocalypse. As the Beta kids, the Alpha kids, and the trolls try to come together in order to better their chances of survival, tensions will be high, secrets and feelings will be revealed, and lives will be lost, all in time for the end of the world. Will our heroes emerge victorious? Or will they suffer a fate worse than death?

--------- NOT A ROMANCE STORY -------- Human!Stuck -------- Young (F/N) moves to a small town in Washington. She meets a boy, Who's name is John Egbert. He shows her an application called "Pester Chum". What happens when she meets John's friends? Well the story is just beginning... ------- All characters belong to Andrew Hussie. Plot belongs to me <3