Humerous Stories

Honestly a really retarded series. Basically about 6 roomates and their strange interactions and surreal experiences.

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Gertrude is self-conscious about her looks and she is socially awkward. She is used to getting teased by other kids at school. The first day of middle school isn't any better for her than elementary school was. Actually, on the bus ride to school, something modifying occurs! Read the story and see what happens and how Gertrude handles it.

Master thief goes on the run

These will be stories mostly created by three words my friends or even readers give me. There may be some longer plot lines I put in here, if you ever want to see a longer version then just ask and I'll see what I can come up with. For the most part these will be random stories, maybe at times they will be dark and or meaningful, sometimes funny. I'm planning on making these stories very inclusive and include a range of genres. Hopefully there will be something for everyone. This may not be regually updated but I'll do by best. Feel free to comment three random words, you can make them as out there as you wish and I'll tag you in the story I create using your words.

Book One of the Astra Windlass trilogy. Before Kronos perished, he left an item behind to his remaining followers that could resurrect him once more. The Arrow of Light, which can be shot down to the depths of Tartarus and bring back an entrapped soul. But there is a catch; it can only be shot by a Daughter of Artemis, or so the prophecy states. But since she is a virgin goddess, there is no way that could be possible. Right? Astra Windlass has been living on the streets for sixteen years. She knows nothing about her parents, much less knowing that she's a half-blood. But when bumping into Grover, the two find themselves climbing up the hill to Camp Half-Blood for safety. But a problem arises: She can't enter the arch. Based off of the Percy Jackson and Heroes of Olympus series. [OLD AND PROBABLY NEEDS REWRITING BUT TOO LAZY [written before ToA]] The Arrow of Light #12 in Adventure (February 10th, 2015), #680 in Fanfiction (February 20th, 2015)

❝Bukan si gadis putih salji, tetapi ahli sihir salju.❞ Antara orang yang lemah dan orang yang kuat. Kau akan tolong yang mana? Mestilah yang lemah kan? Itu apa yang aku nak buat. Aku nak jadi seorang Prince kepada seorang Snow White yang tak bersalah. ❝You siapa? Boyfriend dia?❞ ❝Boyfriend? No, no.❞ Tapi bila aku jumpa seorang Wicked Queen, aku terpaksa pilih untuk jadi dia punya Huntsman. Dan akhirnya bersubahat dengan dia untuk lenyapkan Snow White. An enemy in need is an enemy indeed. Hidup aku yang bahagia dengan ibu yang manjakan aku, berubah serta-merta. Aku lari dari keluarga aku dengan membawa seorang gadis yang nak bunuh adik tiri dia. Dan akhirnya aku dan dia menjadi pelarian yang dikejar pihak atasan! Aku confused sama ada aku patut bekerjasama dengan ketujuh-tujuh Dwarfs yang aku dan si dia jumpa, atau berlawanan. Iaitu tetap lindungi dia dari ditangkap. Tapi aku juga penat larikan diri. ❝You setuju tolong I bunuh dia?❞ ❝Ye. Aku setuju.❞ Satu sebab kenapa aku nak lindungi dia. Sebab dia bukan Snow White. Bukan Wicked Queen. Dia... adalah Snow Witch. Dan aku? ... -january2023

I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU TO READ THIS!

This is the book of random, and please don't forget to leave suggestions! I'll put em' in here. c;

A dominant young man encounters a mysterious young lady and both of their worlds are spun upside down in a thrilling sequence of entertaining,unforeseen and dramatic events. Will love be the death of our John or is it just lust and will Saya escape the dark realm within her own mind. The story reveals that all individuals have different aspects of their personalities and different things trigger them. Themes : Manipulators can me manipulated karma is cruel Love is dangerous Lust is Evil

In which two are revealed with one look of a bracelet. [A Miraculous Ladybug short story made up of one sentence chapters]

May is the author of the #1 selling book series in the world. It's been turned into a movie and everyone loves it. She's gone to millions of interviews and every interview she's gotten the same question- how did you get the idea to write this book? And every interview she's given the same answer- it just came to me. Execpt that's not the truth. The truth is that this story really did happen. All of the characters are real and all the events happened. And she's the main character. All she did to this book was change the names of the character. And now the council has found out about her book and they want to end it. Not the book, her.

Kim is just an average girl wanting to fit in with the crowd her friends suggest she should tryout for the cheer team because of her gymnastics skills but little does Kim know becoming a cheerleader changes her whole popularity that means, New Friends,Hangovers,Party's,Cute Boys... ECT But Kim dosen't care about all of that the only think she cares about it Brian the football player but he's no good for Kim not at all.....

Try not to laugh or gin while reading these jokes. Share them with friends, family, and even your pets as you read these jokes. They are supposed to make you smile/ laugh at anytime or anywhere and at the end of each page will be a quote. You can even send me your jokes and they just might end up in the book for all to see.

Once upon a twisted time, in the sizzling sands of time, and a hint of lime, twisted tales that dazzle the mind.