Humerous Stories

:-- DISCONTINUED: bitches before kisses :-- Broken Machine // BATCH 1 ▾ // unbelievable nonsense: VOLUME 1 ><><><>< This is A Stew peed Tirazona Project. Everything will be mentioned on the first chapter of this book and I hope you enjoy. Sincerely yours, Your author, Detective Weeb... Start Date: March 19, 2020 [THUD] End Date:

I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU TO READ THIS!

My guide to crushes, puberty, heartbreak, and everything in between.

Someone wanted me to make a book on a bunch of stuff I vandalised. Prepare yourself for creepiness, laughter and straight out weird stuff. There is also some art in here. Unpublished this and now it is back No future updates, this is just memories

[Discontinue] "I hate you!" "Why?" "You did that to me and now you still have feelings for her?" "Yeri ah is not like that.." "Then what is it?!" "It's just... ughh I don't know," "Fine, don't ever call me or appear in front of me, you stupid jerk!"

Book One of the Aurum Choi series. Aurum doesn't like people. In fact, he absolutely detests the idea of being around anyone. Top grades in the state and the most wanted athlete; he doesn't need human interaction because it's a "waste of time". Being the heir to the Choi Enterprise adds pressure for him to succeed the throne. When two half-bloods tell Aurum that he needs to go to camp for safety, he immediately turns down their offer because of his already successful life. After being forced to go on a quest due to the disappearance of a certain goddess, Aurum does everything he can to get out of it and escape camp in the process. He has no want to be a piece on the gods' chess game or play for the sake of humanity; Aurum needs to get home and finish an important deal due to the business being at stake. Will his conscience come to play or will he give in into his inheritance and forget about the camp? He has two choices: complete the deal or save the world. Based on the Percy Jackson and Heroes of Olympus series. [An AU in which ToA doesn't exist] (PG-13 RECOMMENDED)

From hole-in-the-wall neighborhood lemonade stands to getting kicked out of classes on numerous occasions. This is a book full of collections of short and humorous experiences I went through as a person. Most of the memories with someone I'll never forget. The person who showcased a trouble-maker side that I didn't know existed within me. Her name? Breeze.

This is a story about the amazing double, Fran Russell and Amber Brooks. Their first case is very intriguing and will keep you reading till you find out who the bad guy is. It could be anyone...even their own friends who they've trusted their whole life with. Are you ready TO FIND OUT??? START READING!! *I initially had published the whole story but due to the fact that it needed a LOT of editing, I decided to publish part by part. The 2nd book is being written by HilaryPotter (The Multiple Mysteries), so check it out :) Don't worry, you'll probably be able to understand it without reading this whole story.

Kim is just an average girl wanting to fit in with the crowd her friends suggest she should tryout for the cheer team because of her gymnastics skills but little does Kim know becoming a cheerleader changes her whole popularity that means, New Friends,Hangovers,Party's,Cute Boys... ECT But Kim dosen't care about all of that the only think she cares about it Brian the football player but he's no good for Kim not at all.....

What happens after we die? This is probably one of the most thought out questions. Angels? Devils? Heaven or Hell? What's funny is that I have the answer. Me! Young Raina Evans, the daughter of a businessman and a hippy mother (hence the name Raina, or Rain as I like to be called). Anyway back to it. Want to know why I know what happens after you kick the bucket? That's easy... It's because I'm dead.

What happens when a 14 year old girl discovers that she is the last of her kind an elemental mage. She's soon dragged on journey with her best friends and a few new acquaintances. Cover made by : @hungoverdonut

A no-holds barred look at the Catering Industry

Meet crazy bad ass 17 year old Lucy Adams she is leaving a mark to remember wherever she goes, with a complicated mystery of a life shes one girl that you wouldn't want to mess with. With a sad history Lucy and her mother is on the run from her psychotic step father her only chances are to leave her home town and move to Scotland where she meets badboy Arron Richards who has a huge impact in her life but things get out of hand and she is forced to move again but maybe this time permanently. what happens when lucy leaves Arron behind in scotland for a new start somewhere else again? read on to find out more... this is a action and humour filled journey with sparks of romance that may change LUCY THE TOWNS BAD ASS GIRL *WARNING MATURE CONTENT AND BAD LANGUAGE

Honestly a really retarded series. Basically about 6 roomates and their strange interactions and surreal experiences.

These are stories that have happened in my past life that were either embarrassing, or funny. So I HAVE to tell you all these stories of mine. Note: My mind is fuzzy so I won't update much. P.S.: You can ask/request which stories I can tell you such as Junior High, Sleepovers, Family, etc. But nothing having to do with work, since I'm not that old yet. I'm one age away from 16, but I might get a job at a bakery, so I will tell you when I do get that job. Enjoy!

"A collection of letters I found in my Junk Drawer one night...Never seen them before, who wrote them?" This is a bunch of Anti-Depression "Letters" I have made with a bunch of different metaphor styles. Each style is slightly based on a specific song I listen to while writing these "Letters", Enjoy them!