Humerus Stories

I hate the feeling when you can't control what is happening in your life. It's frustrating my life was perfect I lived with my brothers and mum, I had perfect grades and lots of friends. This all changed when "he" turned up it seems like whenever he is around there was always trouble. The good thing is they don't know me well so I'm always "underestimated" they won't know What hit them till it's all over. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ooooo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This is a story that includes fowl language and violence so read at your own risk! This book is not fully edited so there will be a couple mistakes hopefully not to many. This is not an ordinary cliche werewolf story so buckle your seat belts and let's get on with it bitches! Oh and p.s. If you like my cover for the book then go to @love_beyond_words she makes the best book covers! ~ love Elle xx

A sequel to 'Adventures of Lights'.

A shitpost idea gone too far, Art by the amazing Boxofwasps/Error5, Sans and Papyrus were expecting a fun trip to Japan but tragedy strikes as a Tsunami rises. What will the skeleton brothers do?

You know how there are Dwarfs, elves, skin-changers, hobbits, humans, and wizards. Well what about the fairies? They were the most beautiful yet Feared race in the whole middle earth. They were more beautiful than the elves, yet the Had Stronger spirits and pride than the dwarfs. They were 10x better worriers than both races combined. They had greater magic and powers than the Wizards and skin-changers combined. Yet the fight more brutal and bloodier than oracs. They are the perfect race. But there is one who stands above all their King. But here's the twist there King is only 160(24) and is a girl. Yet this little girl holds the worlds fate in her hands. Will she chose to save it or will she only save her people and let the rest die.

DA RANDOMNESS OF DA ANIME MEMES

Papyrus, being a "master chef at spaghetti" decided to make something a little different for dinner. *Undertale is owned by Toby Fox*

Some people know their neighbours quite well, others not so much. This is the story of two neighbouring apartments, in one lives a group of young men who all share a secret, and the other... well its been empty for a while. But when a young woman, who has a lot to lose and a lot to hide, moves in the neighbours struggle to find out what the other is hiding...

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#Wattys2015 Well hello there!! I didn't think you would be reading this. Hi I'm Hannah. I love to read and write. All I'm trying to do is make you (the person who's reading this) feel like your with the main character feeling their emotions. Maybe it's sad or maybe it's happy either or I hope you enjoy!! Love you guys, Hannah ❤️

This is about daisy trying to find love this story will be short but hopefully funny as she ether dates or dumps them into s pit of flesh eating piranhas cuz she's on a game show so will she find love find out on DATE OR DUMP!

Essentially I will be including two jokes in one chapter. one skeleton joke and one normal joke or riddle or some fun fact or a You just realized. Have fun!

Just, don't...

this is my VERY first story so if you hate it please don't kill me! I also don't own the cover... so ya! hope you enjoy my story! It is also short since it is just a little story that happened in my life.

"Speed faster than Fifty Cheetahs, Stamina of a Hundred Wolves combined, And the strength of a Thousand Men. This is the Being of Power and Stability. This is the Being of which powerful forces bends to their will. This is the Being that controls Life and Death. This is the Being of which the most powerful forces cower in fear of. This is, The Spirit of the Wolf..." You might think that Loretta-a thirteen year old girl-has no reason to hide anything far from the ordinary from the world. She, like many other kids, goes to school, hangs out with her friends, does her homework(*cough*sometimes), and obviously eats, goes to the bathroom, and sleeps. Seems like a simply ordinary life, right? Loretta has secret, that nobody knows except for one of her few friends. However, when her archenemy, Tommy, has suspicions about what Loretta truly might be, her secret is spilled and there's no going back. Want to know what happens after Loretta's true life is accidentally spilled and what she has to go through with when people acknowledge who she truly is? Read to find out!

This works so old it smells like crusty feet. ~~~ Quotes Smote's Who needs em right Well take a look Through this relay wacked up book Theirs rambles aplenty To be found My rhyming might suck I still hope you'll give it a read Who knows just maybe I'll prove you wrong This might make your day Or Send it down the slope aways

Want to know what it is like to live with the tems? Dis is how it is like *WARNING* do not read if you have a bad sense of humor or you are easily killed by humor

Just poems, simple, strong words that I choose to belive speak to the soul. Each one with a meaning (hopefully) and hopefully they inspire too.

I decided I'd show eat kind of dresses I like tho most I just wish I had in a darker color (like black or deep blood red.... or midnight blue)

Unicorns and rainbows playing with skittles

Mr furry is a boy unfortunately he was ran over by a car so i am go to tell you all about his life please note this did not happen and is made up but, i am sure you will find it amazing.