Humerus Stories

DA RANDOMNESS OF DA ANIME MEMES

A 16 year old boy named Justin, and his brother Nick go to Lean High which their father owns the school. They use there avatars to battle to the top,Nick and Justin really dont care about the top cause their father runs the school.Nick and Justin,have other things in mind for the school.

A story I made when I got really bored it's not the best but I tried

Unicorns and rainbows playing with skittles

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Essentially I will be including two jokes in one chapter. one skeleton joke and one normal joke or riddle or some fun fact or a You just realized. Have fun!

A shitpost idea gone too far, Art by the amazing Boxofwasps/Error5, Sans and Papyrus were expecting a fun trip to Japan but tragedy strikes as a Tsunami rises. What will the skeleton brothers do?

In a giant bathroom, poop and toilet paper become friends.

I hate the feeling when you can't control what is happening in your life. It's frustrating my life was perfect I lived with my brothers and mum, I had perfect grades and lots of friends. This all changed when "he" turned up it seems like whenever he is around there was always trouble. The good thing is they don't know me well so I'm always "underestimated" they won't know What hit them till it's all over. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ooooo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This is a story that includes fowl language and violence so read at your own risk! This book is not fully edited so there will be a couple mistakes hopefully not to many. This is not an ordinary cliche werewolf story so buckle your seat belts and let's get on with it bitches! Oh and p.s. If you like my cover for the book then go to @love_beyond_words she makes the best book covers! ~ love Elle xx

Scarlett Maes and Asher Bain use to be best friends all through elementary school. They promised they would stick together through thick and thin and then Asher gets in with the popular crowd, leaving scarlet in the dust. Scarlett turns into the loner skater girl with anger issues while Asher turns into a popular football player with a group of fan girls. Six years later they both go on a class trip to Costa rica and get lost during a hike. Scarlett is determined to survive, on the other hand Asher is scared to get his Jordan's dirty. Will they ever get back home? If they do would anything change? Join them on an adventure of mixed emotions and questions to find out

Foxy and his friends are all disabled but foxy wakes up when powered on but by who? Mangle is a pirate animatronic fox who is happy with here life until the children took her apart What happens when mangles curiosity leads her to foxy Will they fall in love or will there be a love triangle Find out by reading this story

This story is a story about a girl named Kat and she is bullied, suicidal , and orphan. Her her whole school knows. there is one person who can calm her down throughout the Pain. her best friend. Niall Horan. he has the hugest crush on her. but what happens when Kat starts falling for her bully. Liam Payne. Read and find out.

Just poems, simple, strong words that I choose to belive speak to the soul. Each one with a meaning (hopefully) and hopefully they inspire too.

Gonna be a skeleton of skelepuns and they're gonna be really skelefun and I'm really just skeledone with my life because I'm not humerus and its makes me feel so sad to the point I get bonely because all of my friends left me because I say too many skelepuns and they're super cringe-worthy and that's not good, it always causes a bad time and my friends also left because I'm always coffin and coffin ain't good so yeah that's a bad time too and I just can't even with these skelepuns and I just have a skeleton and its really giving me crippling depression because my skelepuns made my friends go away, leaving me bonely and being bonely isn't fun so I'm always skullking and that's also not good so now I'm not eating because of the crippling depression and so my family says I don't have the stomach for food anymore and I guess they're right I don't really know since I'm a bone-head and marrow-minded but my family tries to bring up my spirits by tickling my funny-bone but it never works. (Please help me I may have a problem) #1 in humerus

Mr furry is a boy unfortunately he was ran over by a car so i am go to tell you all about his life please note this did not happen and is made up but, i am sure you will find it amazing.

This is a heart warming book of encouragement and was also made for humorous reasons. If you need encouragement and a laugh this is the book you need to read. Look for it under my username and follow because more books are coming!