Humerus Stories

"Speed faster than Fifty Cheetahs, Stamina of a Hundred Wolves combined, And the strength of a Thousand Men. This is the Being of Power and Stability. This is the Being of which powerful forces bends to their will. This is the Being that controls Life and Death. This is the Being of which the most powerful forces cower in fear of. This is, The Spirit of the Wolf..." You might think that Loretta-a thirteen year old girl-has no reason to hide anything far from the ordinary from the world. She, like many other kids, goes to school, hangs out with her friends, does her homework(*cough*sometimes), and obviously eats, goes to the bathroom, and sleeps. Seems like a simply ordinary life, right? Loretta has secret, that nobody knows except for one of her few friends. However, when her archenemy, Tommy, has suspicions about what Loretta truly might be, her secret is spilled and there's no going back. Want to know what happens after Loretta's true life is accidentally spilled and what she has to go through with when people acknowledge who she truly is? Read to find out!

This works so old it smells like crusty feet. ~~~ Quotes Smote's Who needs em right Well take a look Through this relay wacked up book Theirs rambles aplenty To be found My rhyming might suck I still hope you'll give it a read Who knows just maybe I'll prove you wrong This might make your day Or Send it down the slope aways

I hate the feeling when you can't control what is happening in your life. It's frustrating my life was perfect I lived with my brothers and mum, I had perfect grades and lots of friends. This all changed when "he" turned up it seems like whenever he is around there was always trouble. The good thing is they don't know me well so I'm always "underestimated" they won't know What hit them till it's all over. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ooooo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This is a story that includes fowl language and violence so read at your own risk! This book is not fully edited so there will be a couple mistakes hopefully not to many. This is not an ordinary cliche werewolf story so buckle your seat belts and let's get on with it bitches! Oh and p.s. If you like my cover for the book then go to @love_beyond_words she makes the best book covers! ~ love Elle xx

Just, don't...

Warning: Don't read Don't read Don't read Don't read Don't read Don't read Don't read Don't read I'm being serious stop now. IM BEIN CEREAL U DONT WANNA READ THIS K? K

The French fly had 20million eyes,he loved to eat pie and he lives in my thy. He also loves to snack on my but hair Like and comment for more stupid stories :)

This story is a story about a girl named Kat and she is bullied, suicidal , and orphan. Her her whole school knows. there is one person who can calm her down throughout the Pain. her best friend. Niall Horan. he has the hugest crush on her. but what happens when Kat starts falling for her bully. Liam Payne. Read and find out.

DA RANDOMNESS OF DA ANIME MEMES

Essentially I will be including two jokes in one chapter. one skeleton joke and one normal joke or riddle or some fun fact or a You just realized. Have fun!

This is about daisy trying to find love this story will be short but hopefully funny as she ether dates or dumps them into s pit of flesh eating piranhas cuz she's on a game show so will she find love find out on DATE OR DUMP!

In a giant bathroom, poop and toilet paper become friends.

Unicorns and rainbows playing with skittles

Foxy and his friends are all disabled but foxy wakes up when powered on but by who? Mangle is a pirate animatronic fox who is happy with here life until the children took her apart What happens when mangles curiosity leads her to foxy Will they fall in love or will there be a love triangle Find out by reading this story

You know that feeling inside that feels like ur heart is being crushed into a million pieces ? Yea that's my story. Bo run out of the airport as fast as she could, not because someone was waiting or she was late for her new school but because she was free . Life in Amsterdam is not as fun as u would think , bording school is not fun ether and expetuly only girl school . bo was sent by her mother to only girl bording school for a reson ,,,,,,,,BOYS. since bo can remember her mom hated the idea of bo starting to date and do "childish stuff " with boys that could destroy her future but that was until New Orleans .

This is a story of a girl who thinks that no one understands her until she meet Marco,her gay best friend.

Just poems, simple, strong words that I choose to belive speak to the soul. Each one with a meaning (hopefully) and hopefully they inspire too.

You know how there are Dwarfs, elves, skin-changers, hobbits, humans, and wizards. Well what about the fairies? They were the most beautiful yet Feared race in the whole middle earth. They were more beautiful than the elves, yet the Had Stronger spirits and pride than the dwarfs. They were 10x better worriers than both races combined. They had greater magic and powers than the Wizards and skin-changers combined. Yet the fight more brutal and bloodier than oracs. They are the perfect race. But there is one who stands above all their King. But here's the twist there King is only 160(24) and is a girl. Yet this little girl holds the worlds fate in her hands. Will she chose to save it or will she only save her people and let the rest die.

Mr furry is a boy unfortunately he was ran over by a car so i am go to tell you all about his life please note this did not happen and is made up but, i am sure you will find it amazing.