Humerus Stories

In a giant bathroom, poop and toilet paper become friends.

Just poems, simple, strong words that I choose to belive speak to the soul. Each one with a meaning (hopefully) and hopefully they inspire too.

Scarlett Maes and Asher Bain use to be best friends all through elementary school. They promised they would stick together through thick and thin and then Asher gets in...

This is about daisy trying to find love this story will be short but hopefully funny as she ether dates or dumps them into s pit of flesh eating piranhas cuz she's on a...

Essentially I will be including two jokes in one chapter. one skeleton joke and one normal joke or riddle or some fun fact or a You just realized. Have fun!

A 16 year old boy named Justin, and his brother Nick go to Lean High which their father owns the school. They use there avatars to battle to the top,Nick and Justin real...

The French fly had 20million eyes,he loved to eat pie and he lives in my thy. He also loves to snack on my but hair Like and comment for more stupid stories :)

Undertale fanfic. Will be short, simple and to the point. I'll do more on Wattpad more often!

This works so old it smells like crusty feet. ~~~ Quotes Smote's Who needs em right Well take a look Through this relay wacked up book Theirs rambles aplenty To...

This is a heart warming book of encouragement and was also made for humorous reasons. If you need encouragement and a laugh this is the book you need to read. Look for i...

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You know how there are Dwarfs, elves, skin-changers, hobbits, humans, and wizards. Well what about the fairies? They were the most beautiful yet Feared race in the whole...

Unicorns and rainbows playing with skittles

This is a random book filled with funny storylines about different stories that me and my friends make up on Skype so if this offends anyone we are truly sorry, but me a...

Want to know what it is like to live with the tems? Dis is how it is like *WARNING* do not read if you have a bad sense of humor or you are easily killed by humor

Gonna be a skeleton of skelepuns and they're gonna be really skelefun and I'm really just skeledone with my life because I'm not humerus and its makes me feel so sad to...