Hummus Stories

Hummus - #Troyler sequel . Except with a little twist .

'It's all for you' is a story about a teenager named Amanda, they go to an all girl catholic high school but falls in love with a popular girl. Read to find out the rest of Amanda's story

if you don't know what hummus is it's a food

Johnlock one- shot that I was forced to write for English lessons in my school. When you can't say I love you. you should make hummus. Hope you'll enjoy. May the hummus be with you. English isn't my first language. If you see any mistakes please write me, I'll correct them. Cover fanart by emmycroft.

My paper towel eating story. (Don't take this seriously. I don't actually eat paper towels)

Snoozie she was well, Snoozie! There's no better way to explain it. She bothered Hummus ALL DAY.. She played with Hummus' kids. She taught them beautiful lessons. She drew pretty pictures for Hummus. She set up all of Hummus and Snelly's dates! Well Hummus, she was also just Hummus. She would chase after Snoozie. Do ANYTHING to get away from taking care of the kids. She would always be late to everything. And well, she would always be forced to attend Snoozie's amazingly beautiful and perfect concerts.

The awkward friend is with a social butterfly in which she goes to a party and meets and boy who she falls head over heels for. But have no hope she can see that the boy is really into the friend. But Her Friend really liked the friend of the boy ---- " Zack ! " Zack stopped looking at me with pain in his eyes " YOU SAID! That Mary didn't like Aidan!" " she doesn't! It's apart of the Play..." He scoffed at that. Soon after Mary came and dropped into his arms with an big hug....

For those who live, and those who know

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Food

My school year turned into a DISASTER😭

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