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I, April Jones am all kinds of immature and clumsy but here is a list of things I have never done: 1. Missing my flight. 2. Walking outside of the airport, in 3am, in complete darkness when I miss my flight. 3. Getting kiddnapped by THE most wanted man by FBI. 4. Calling him a dumb poptart. 5. Being stuck in the middle of nowhere with his gang, mafia, whatever. Well I guess there is a first time for everything. ********** Be warned by my cheesiness. Read at your own risk.

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173 votes. Still not good enough. When I counted my place, I was currently at 13th. Sighing in frustration, I typed in a new tweet. “Who is this Henry guy? Is he famous or something #jealousaf” I changed into a pair of denim shorts and a white v-neck shirt. I slipped on my red Vans sneakers and grabbed my phone. On the way outside, I felt my phone vibrate. It was a new tweet. “@AfuckingHunterA: @KaiaMeatSix but I’m Henry :((“ After Kaia starts following Hunter on Twitter, she actually starts having something to look forward to every day. They tweet each other and exchange interests, even share music. When a concert that they're both going to happens, will they finally see each other and have that cliche ending? Or will she lose the chance to meet him and regret it until now?

a group of young men take their band on the road for the first time taking on multiple eccentric gigs to make a name for themselves.

This is my 1st storey I have made so I hope u all like it, so please read!!!!!!!! Intro Have you ever met the most humiliating girl in the Mainland high? Of course you know her, her name is popular for humiliation! But if you didn't know her name, her name is Jennet Claringstone. You will see a couple of days of Jens humiliating life! And if you want a series leave a message. And if 20 people say they want a series I will make a series for My daily life of humiliation! Thank you!

Kimberly is going on vacation to Mexico for 3 weeks. She is happy to see her family again. She didn't expect to meet someone. But she did.

What is Ohgiri(大喜利；おおぎり)? 【Ohgiri：The meaning of Japanese Ohgiri(大喜利) is just a simple style of game where you are providing funny answers to the topics. Japanese comedian allows you to tell the best jokes to respond to the topics that are presented. 】 Ohgiri Title：Let's come up with a line from an idol singer's retirement concert that the fans didn't want to hear! 《１》 I've decided to retire because I'm starting to smell "Freaking Stinky" from my microphone after I'm done singing! Thank you for coming today! 《２》 Hey guys! Thank you all for coming together like a swarm/horde of cockroaches! 《３》 Hey, guys, listen up! I have Phlegm/Sputum in my mouth right now! 《４》 I'm so overwhelmed, I can't stop crying and breastfeeding! 《５》 Hey guys, thanks for coming out today, but I have to admit, the crowd filling the upstairs seats are all hired SHILLS!

when you move into an old haunted house and meet your soulmate there.

I thought it would be fun if I made a book about some YouTubers and me in weird chats. I never meant to lock us inside of Wattpad, but it happened. Join my crazy adventure with some YouTubers to fight our way back to the normal world. -- This book was deleted by an annoying friend of mine, but because of a glitch on my phone I found it back! I will retutn all the chapters back to Wattpad, where they belong! <3

"I woke up this morning with a grudge the size of a story oh man I feel so low". If we had theme songs believe me that would be mine. ----------------------------------------------- Cassy is a 17 year old girl whose in love with everything opposite that a girl should love. She hates pink, she hates being called princess and she loves rain on a Monday morning and she hates boys. But when Spencer Hayes walks into her life she doesn't know how to act, why the butterflies in her stomach are suddenly going crazy, why she's doodling girly things during class, or even why every time she talks to him her brain shuts down. Enjoy the unwinding mystery of spencer and Cassy as they unravel their love for each other that Cassy tries so hard to deny.

Most people probably haven't read the Manga (Which they should because it it FANTABULOUS [is that a word...]) and I decided That i wanted to make one x reader because I mean...who wouldn't want to be with a sexy beast they call a Water god not only that a sexy beast known as Habaek or aka Mui. ~~~ You are a girl from a small village suffering from a long, devastating drought. In order to appease the Water God, the most beautiful girl from the village must be sacrificed. You are chosen to become Habaek's bride, but instead of dying at the hands of a monster, you are unexpectedly rescued by Habaek and brought to his Kingdom. As You learn to live in a strange new world filled with gods, you are caught up in various intrigues surrounding Habaek and finds it increasingly difficult to know whom you can trust. In the midst of such trouble, you find you have fallen in love with Mui, unaware that he is the true form of Habaek.

No bunnies or furry animals were killed while making this poetry. I simply am trying to be morbidly funny. Enjoy!

Neve and Hima are twins who live in a world covered by snow. One day when Leviathan accidentally saunters in and gets lost he uses the help of the twins to get back home but when going home, he accidentally brings them with him. This is a story of finding the little things in life and being able to appreciate them.