Humoristic Geschichten

Elesteria Jackson is the daughter of Sally Jackson and the Sea God Poseidon. But before that, she was a normal human being who read the series "Percy Jackson and the Olympians." The only thought in her mind after registering her situation was "Fuck my life." Granted, what Percy Jackson went through wasn't too bad. If you didn't count the multiple near-death experiences and watching all your friends die fighting monsters part. Ok, so pretty bad. After much consideration, Essie decided to prioritise her mental health and her new mother's well-being - Sally was an angel who did not deserve the fate that was handed to her - and embarked on her journey to avoid the gods. And she succeeded, for like 15 years. Before fate came knocking down her door. Bringing a bunch of gods with her.

-Beneath your smile- ---------------------------- Something is going on, Aidan knows that. Something in between family secrets and the dark past of her childhood best friend (the man she secretly loves), Thomas. She doesn't know yet, but all he has ever done was to protect her from the dark world he's part of. _______________ Without knowing it, their red strings are sealed. In the better through the worse, Aidan and Thomas are mate-to-be. --------------------- Looking for a dark romance? Something about mafia and snipper maybe? Maybe something not about grape and corn? Then read this story .

Four fifteen years old end up being on the run after an event changes their life forever. They will have to steal , run and stick together to survive.

Johnny, a famous action actor, remembers his first love and wants a second chance. On his way, he will find several obstacles, but with the help of his "brother", he will try to find her.

To the outside world you seem... I guess normal, but to your friends and the rest of your high school you're perfect. Is your life actually tho? In this book we will be following Ryan Jacobs, a teenager trying to juggle her social life and her life at home. She doesn't know it yet, but curveballs will be thrown... I believe I brought the story really fun, maybe like she was writing in her diary or telling a story to someone or something but in a way it's not to obvious in my opinion.

Hope you enjoy it as much as I like writing it. If there is mistakes feel free to tell me in the comments. Criticism is constructive when it's not insults, and just giving your advice or point of view on something you see differently or disagree with.

Jayanna a 17 year old teenage move with her friends and her brother in LA. They're goal is to become famous singer or dancer for they're family to be proud of them and to help them. But what happen when itch of them get to see they're Idol that she fell in love with and they take interests in them but nether of the girls admit it. We invite you in a Humoristic, Romantic and Scandalous story where four ordinary girls meet they're favorite singer. Description of the four main character: Jay a.k.a Jayanna Hill is seventeen, she have a light tanned skin, with slight curly black hair that is retching her lower back and have Red/Black eyes color (PS jay: That's my real eyes color strange I know) and have a really curvy body (not like Kim Kardashian) She is a Thug at time but most of the time she is ether Lazy or being Crazy but she is really funny and gentle. She is like a snow leopard. Slo a.k.a Sloane Cleonis is a 21 young women, that have a chocolate colored skin, with frizzy clear brown hair that is retching her bottom and have green like emerald eyes with a curvy body but a little less than Jay She is constantly teasing Jay but she is calm and a lay back person to say it all she is like a puppy. Keli a.k.a Kelidja Benjamin is a 25 year women, that have chocolate colored skin, with curly black hair that retch her back and have dark grey eyes and with a curvy body like Jay. Most of the time she is crazy too but is calm and sociable, but like to make her thug with Jay. just for fun. She's like a panther. Emma Fradzig is a 18 years old almost 19, have a clear skin, She have straight dark brown hair that retch her hips and have with all this clear blue eyes. She is a perfect definition of a demon under a mask of angel. She can be so sweet gentle and caring, loving and shy like she can punch you for saying something or teasing her to much or cruel. She is mostly a Lioness. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Warming: Contents Insult and I don't know if we will put lime we will see.

I'm Kim Seo-Jun, A 23 years old guy from a small town. There's not much to know about me other than I like cooking and doodling. I went off to live by myself for a short while to study. One day the grocery bags I carried were just as weak as I am. That coincidental weakness turned out to not only be life changing, but it changed my whole fate.

A story about Jackson num12, a man who does everything in batches of 12. Whether it be seconds, minutes, hours, steps.

The book of laugh presents a collection of hilarious jokes to keep you and your friends amused and entertained for hours.With its compendium of comic gags and tales it promises a feast of laughter for every one.

A collection of silly poems. They try their best to be funny but I guess we'll see how funny they can be

What's worse than being kidnapped by a witch? Being accidentally chosen as her apprentice. Elara was just a regular village girl-until a terrifyingly powerful (and slightly insane) witch named Agatha dragged her into the cursed Blackthorn Woods. Now she's stuck learning magic she doesn't understand, in a swampy hut full of suspiciously glowing jars, sarcastic talking animals, and spells that have a habit of exploding in her face. But when a dangerous ancient magic awakens in the kingdom, Elara is thrown into a journey far beyond broom-riding lessons. Alongside a brooding young knight who hates witches, she must track down a legendary artifact before it falls into the wrong hands. There's just one problem: Elara might be the wrong hands. Magic. Mystery. Monsters. And the world's most eccentric witch. What could possibly go wrong?

What happens when a grade A procrastinator meets someone who will give her the motivation to keep going on fighting? When her slum life turns around when she meets a guy who will make it fun for her, even with his own troubled life meddling in. A scholar with another plan in grave as he reels her in troubles she never experienced. The excitement and dangers of the world is only one step ahead for these two. Only with a lot of obstacles and past differences they face to get to see the enjoyment of life. See how two delinquents change each other's life one step at a time, as if they were destined for each other.

In the weeks leading up to Christmas there seems to be happening much in a hospital in Colorado (Aurora). You follow around a few people that find themselfs in the hospital, wether they are patients or imployees. A romantic, humoristic and emotional story about eight people.

Ava is a baker in a small hometown. She lives with her stepbrother and has a small puppy. Her mom cares for her and her biological brother very much. One day, a customer comes into the bakery with a little girl asking for a sucker. Will this sucker change everything for Ava?