Humorous Stories

When aliens invade, four baristas are forced to become the saviours of the world. Grab your double-shot of java and strap in - it's going to be a bumpy ride! ***** In the Earth's darkest hour, unexpected heroes are stirring... their coffee, that is. Four baristas on a camping trip are under-qualified to save the world from an alien invasion. But thanks to a hologram with no fashion sense, newly developed superpowers and an alien with a guilty conscience, they've landed the job anyway! So grab your double-shot of java, your blueberry muffin and strap in - Hasta barista, baby. [[2018 Wattys winner and twice featured]] [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]] Please note this is a sample of the book, which has been published and is available for purchase: Ebook: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09WKFVKQJ Paperback: https://www.amazon.com/dp/1644342154

Geoff and Naomi are dead, and they're depressed, but when Geoff's cat Bernie dies as well, they embark on a wild journey to find it in the underworld. ***** When Geoff dies, alongside his girlfriend Naomi, they end up sharing an apartment in the Underworld as skeletons. But after a few years, Geoff starts suffering a mid-death crisis. What's the purpose of going through the motions as a skeleton if you can't really live? Then he gets word that his cat, Bernie, just died and he can collect him and bring him home! Geoff and Naomi hurry to get Bernie only to discover that, due to a clerical error, their cat has been lost. With the hunt for Bernie giving new purpose to Geoff's un-life, he and Naomi begin a quest to get back their cat. Battling skeleton pirates, climbing the sky ladder and facing off against the villain who took Bernie, Geoff is determined to find his purpose - or die a second time trying! [[2018 Wattys Winner - The Originals]] [[word count: 30,000-40,000 words]]

Camille Olivares never needed attention to feel whole. She was fine staying in the background-until she met Keigan Gomez, a boy who looked perfect on the outside but was silently falling apart inside. But when a school project pulls them into the same orbit, Camille starts to see what no one else does: behind Keigan's perfect image is someone hurting, someone tired of being who everyone expects him to be. As they grow closer, their connection deepens. And for the first time, Keigan begins to wonder what it's like to choose his own path... with someone who truly sees him. A story about quiet love, hidden struggles, and the courage to break free.

In a world torn by a magical Cold War between three mighty empires, fifteen students from rival nations form an unwilling alliance to survive the lethal entrance exam of the legendary Avaloria Blight Academy. Their unprecedented success defies centuries of tradition, branding them the "Unlucky Fifteen" and marking them as outcasts. Now, these reluctant allies-each hiding dangerous secrets and conflicting loyalties-must survive the academy's treacherous politics, their own clashing powers, and the terrifying truth that their very unity has made them a living violation of a thousand-year-old stalemate, turning all three empires against them.

New characters,a new adventure,and new memories. This story is a funny,action packed,tale.From visiting new places,to meeting new friends.To Paradise Island! is the best story you may have ever read. (So here is a song about it,if it was an intro of a cartoon.Based on Tiny Toon adventures.Look it up) Mr.D:We're tiny... Vicky:We're toony... Everyone:We're all a little looney,and in this cartoony,we're invading your TV! Mr.D and Vicky:We're comic dispensers... Mr.D:We crack up all the censors... Everyone:On our adventures get a dose of comedy! So in Cartoon World ,it's a whole wide world apart,it stands alone,our home sweet home,a cartoon work of art! Jestah:The scripts were rejected,so expect the unexpected... Everyone:In this adventure,it's about to start! Mr.D:Here's Jestah... Vicky:And Vicky... Mr.D:And her sister's Yicky... Everyone:Fatty's(Fantoccio)unlucky,and Gogo(Dribodod)is insane! We're tiny,we're toony,we're all a little looney It's time for our adventures,come and join the fun! Mr.D and Vicky:And now our song is done! (Enjoy! :3 (More stories\adventures in the future! ;) ) (PS:I do NOT own any of these characters except Mr.D,Vicky,and Yicky.The others are from Nintendo\Gamefreak\Creatures(Pokemon and Mario),SEGA,DC\Art Baltazar,Billie Bust Up,Popee the Preformer,(PSS:This story involves some YouTube creators)Shiloh and Bros,Forever Nenaa,Jaiden Animations,CaptainSauce,Markiplier,SMG4,and Luigikid

When Willow Mayfair's life falls apart, her mother brings her to Briar Cove, the coastal town where she grew up. Living with Rebecca's childhood friend, a new world filled with love, excitement, and friendship opens up for both of them. This story is for everybody who also dreams of a fairy tale and won't care if the "knights" were a little dirty. "Grab a bunch of broken misfits, chuck them in a tribe, add some glitter and loads of weird-ass garbage, voila, you've got yourself a fairy tale... kinda... just... you know... minus the fairies..." Paisley Davenport This story is my happy place; I do not plan on ever finishing it. It will go on and on like a soapie. I might break it up into volumes later. This book is ideal for forgetting the world and becoming best friends with the characters. Please Note:- I'm currently rewriting this story to edit and enhance parts. I'm also breaking up long chapters. Though the reading flow will not be broken, the chapter numbers will become out of sync at the border between old and new. ♫ Genre: Slice of Life/Romance/Humour This is a slow-burn journey through love and life, filled with an array of beloved characters, their sad moments, happy moments and a multitude of bat-sh#t crazy moments. P.S.: This is not a fairy tale... ♫ This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. TW: Please be advised that this story contains references to violence (sexual and other), drugs, anxiety, mental health issues, abuse and other possibly upsetting themes. Reader discretion is advised. I reserve all rights to my stories. Please do not copy or use my work anywhere without my permission. Thank you.

Kapoww Academy is a school for teenage superheroes to learn about both themselves and their power, but sometimes powers aren't what makes a super "Super"... Told from many points of view, Kapoww Academy is sure to thrill. This book isn't finished yet! It ends on a cliffhanger

Katherine walked over to the window and reflected on her damp surroundings. She had always loved this quiet place but more particularly,his classroom. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel in love. Maybe it wasn't the place but the memories. Much had happened there. She glanced at her reflection, she never wanted this kind of trouble. Her wants and needs were simple. She could now only hope for better. Teacher/Student romance story.

Hi y'all! Want some entertainment? Fret not! I have specially created this (due to lack of motivation)! So sit back, relax and enjoy! Note: I am not so free bc I have to deal with my routine like going to school.

{Complete} Danny and Sam haven't seen each other in 12 years. Has their love passed the test of time or has it gone out? Read to find out! DxS ABOUT THIS STORY MATURE CONTENT: Humorous references to sex. No swearing. References to other thematic elements. ORIGINALLY PUBLISHED: May 23, 2012 on Fanfiction.net COMPLETED: December 28, 2012 on Fanfiction.net DISCLAIMER: Danny Phantom and everything associated with it belongs to its creator and owner, Butch Hartman and Nickelodeon. I only own my characters and their plot lines

In which: Two troubled teens find both Hate, And Love through a Sport. (A Sugarhillddot production)

...Just don't get out of control while laughing.

Rated 27 in poetry 7/28/17 It's July again... The beginning of year three here on my beloved Wattpad... Thanks to every one who ever read one of my amateur pieces of work... To those who make my day when your profile pic pops up... Thank you... Thank you... Thank you... Thank you... Thank you... Thank you... ***All media images rights belong to their creators and can be found on the internet unless otherwise specified***

My friend told me I make funny insults, so I thought I'd share a few! Just read the first chapter and see what you think. I'm open to idea and if you have requests for more of this sorta thing, do ask. This story is now complete.

THE STORY IS ON HOLD! WILL CONTINUE LATER. --- "Divi, I love you. I know... I should have realized this years ago. I was such a fool. But not anymore. I finally understand how I feel about you. Please-please forgive me. Give us a chance," he blurted out in one breath. I was watching her, waiting desperately for her answer. Honestly, my entire life seemed to hang on it. Will she forgive him? Does she still feel the same way about him? No. No, no. I know my Divi. She wouldn't do that. I'd seen it-the love in her eyes. For me. I didn't even realize I was holding my breath. "Please, Divi, say something. Your silence is scaring me," he pleaded. And then she spoke, her words slicing through my soul, the words felt unreal, as if my own ears were betraying me. "I FORGIVE YOU" My knees started trembling, my eyes felt heavy, I couldn't stand there anymore witnessing the love of my life reciprocating someone else's feelings so- I left. __________________________________________ Divya Sharma : A 16 y/o girl studying in 11th, topper. She's confident, focused and beautiful. She simply accepts the reality of everything. She's a sunshine but still loves to be alone in peace with books and music. She have a rare quality to mend everyone's problems including herself. She lost her parents at a very young age and is broken from inside bearing the accusations and pain given by her own people. Krishiv Mishra : He's 16 y/o studying in 11th grade and the heartrob of his school, attractive, calm, perfect in almost everything. He has always admired his parents relationship but never intended to have one. He never entertained any girl with his charm. His prioritizes are set- friends, family, football, guitar. He has lived in a happy and cheerful family. He never loved any girl until he saw her. _________________________________________ Come join their beautiful and innocent tale *No love triangle* (just clarifying)

Who will win ur naughty little heart? Donny or Jojo? Idfk. Find out whore. (っ.❛ ᴗ ❛.)っ Thank you for reading this masterpiece I made in class.

She booked a one-way ticket to forget. He was just passing through before forever. Two strangers. One shared space. Twenty-eight days in cities that don't ask questions. She's quiet, unraveling. He's chaos, full of color. They never asked for contacts, pasts, or promises. And yet, something begins to bloom between the cracks. A story about healing, timing, and the kind of connection that doesn't fit into neat endings. Not every love story is meant to be a love story. But some are meant to change you - quietly, completely.

e·phem·er·al əˈfem(ə)rəl adjective: lasting for a short time In which Marinette and Adrien's kwami are switched in the midst of an Akuma attack. [A Miraculous Ladybug short story]

What can happen when a devilish sexy Italian man goes to work at a highschool where he meets a soft yet stubborn teenager and they have an undeniable attraction? find out and read ;)

Someone will be getting coal in his stocking . . . It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas in the small town of Bradley, North Carolina. Wreaths adorn doors, halls are decked, and candles cheerfully glow in windows. Adding to the Christmas excitement, there's also a lovely local wedding with many guests to wish the couple well. The wedding becomes a bit too exciting, however, when octogenarian sleuth Myrtle discovers the bride's rather outspoken aunt, mysteriously murdered. Myrtle and her senior sidekick must find the killer before someone else doesn't make it home for Christmas.