Истории Humorous

Geoff and Naomi are dead, and they're depressed, but when Geoff's cat Bernie dies as well, they embark on a wild journey to find it in the underworld. ***** When Geoff dies, alongside his girlfriend Naomi, they end up sharing an apartment in the Underworld as skeletons. But after a few years, Geoff starts suffering a mid-death crisis. What's the purpose of going through the motions as a skeleton if you can't really live? Then he gets word that his cat, Bernie, just died and he can collect him and bring him home! Geoff and Naomi hurry to get Bernie only to discover that, due to a clerical error, their cat has been lost. With the hunt for Bernie giving new purpose to Geoff's un-life, he and Naomi begin a quest to get back their cat. Battling skeleton pirates, climbing the sky ladder and facing off against the villain who took Bernie, Geoff is determined to find his purpose - or die a second time trying! [[2018 Wattys Winner - The Originals]] [[word count: 30,000-40,000 words]]

Abe Barrett is surrounded by ghosts - some of them are even his roommates! But now Abe's visions show something dark coming, and it wants Abe dead. ***** When Abe Barrett's family died, he started seeing ghosts. Soon he was living with three of them, and it turns out ghosts are just as eccentric as people. Abe is bothered by the ghosts constantly since he doesn't want to solve their murders, avenge them or do much of anything. He just wants to do his job and relax. His dreams, however, have been getting darker as people in town start to disappear. Soon Abe realizes there is something hunting him, and that same threat was involved with his family's deaths. A legacy of darkness is chasing Abe Barrett, and his supernatural roommates may not be enough to save him. [[word count: 60,000-70,000 words]]

When aliens invade, four baristas are forced to become the saviours of the world. Grab your double-shot of java and strap in - it's going to be a bumpy ride! ***** In the Earth's darkest hour, unexpected heroes are stirring... their coffee, that is. Four baristas on a camping trip are under-qualified to save the world from an alien invasion. But thanks to a hologram with no fashion sense, newly developed superpowers and an alien with a guilty conscience, they've landed the job anyway! So grab your double-shot of java, your blueberry muffin and strap in - Hasta barista, baby. [[2018 Wattys winner and twice featured]] [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]] Please note this is a sample of the book, which has been published and is available for purchase: Ebook: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09WKFVKQJ Paperback: https://www.amazon.com/dp/1644342154

Haru was a shy boy While Kai was a social butterfly. The two are different or complete opposites. But what if the social butterfly took a liking to the reserved boy? -Inspired by Glue (Beabadoobee)- Warning: Includes sensitive topics of loneliness and ptsd

Reagan Belrose has been dreaming about the same man. Vividly. In her dreams, he knows her, teases her, calls her wife with an ease that feels less fictional and more... remembered. She tells herself it's harmless, just an overactive imagination stitched together from late nights, rom-com addiction and romantic novels. Until she walks straight into him on campus. That same face. ....those same eyes and an infuriatingly steady presence. Except this version doesn't look at her like he knows her or soften at the edges when she speaks. If anything, he looks mildly annoyed she exists. The resemblance ends at appearance. His charm is replaced with cool detachment. His warmth with cutting restraint. And whatever dream-version tenderness she'd grown embarrassingly used to? Completely absent. But then they keep running into each other, and every encounter sharpens the tension.... irritation laced with something dangerously familiar. Because the more she watches him, the more certain she becomes of one thing: He moves like the man in her dreams. And sometimes, just sometimes... he looks at her like he's trying not to recognise something too. Is it a coincidence? Psychological projection? Or a trick of an exhausted mind?

Why do cats love racing around the house at night? Why does milk taste better when it's stolen from a jar in the fridge? And why bother with philosophy when all it takes is one sly look at a human to get everything you want? The main character of these stories is a cat named Willy: intelligent, independent, observant-and, of course, perfectly aware of how the world works. Especially the human world, with all its fears, weaknesses, and attempts to love and to feel needed. This is a collection of light, ironic, and slightly philosophical stories about what it's like to live with a cat who knows more about you than you know about yourself.

A spiritual, mostly fictional adventure, which takes place in both the 3rd and 4th dimension . . . and perhaps occasionally in the 5th. Under the umbrella of Mother Earth---School of Learning, Freewill Zone---the story, rather than looking at us as Souls (though of course we are) looks at us as though we are Developing Souls. Cleaning house. Cleaning up our act. Upgrading. Two of the six main characters have an opportunity to defeat death . . .

This here is just a collection of non-canon short Paw Patrol tickling stories, that I've been thinking of for quite a while now. The characters of this collection of non-canon Paw Patrol tickling stories are as followed: Ryder! Marshall! Rubble! Chase! Rocky! Zuma! Skye! Jake! Everest! Carlos! Tracker! Mandy the monkey! The Princess of Barking Berg! Sweetie! Mayor Goodway and Chickaletta. The reason why I chose these characters are because they are my absolute favorite characters of the entire Paw Patrol tv franchise, as well as some of the very first characters that have been introduced in the Paw Patrol tv series and franchise. Disclaimer: I don't own the characters of the Paw Patrol tv series and franchise. All characters are the properties of both Nickelodeon and Spin Master Entertainment. All tickle stories are mainly about the characters having fun or cheering each other up through the use of tickling, and is mainly meant to be kid friendly entertaining reading material only. The tickle spots are mainly the characters, sides, belly and feet, there will be no inappropriate touchings or actions of any kind. I'll see to that, thank you. Enjoy!

Comedy, romance, Filipino humor story, bl, LGBTQ! Disclaimer: This story is made of pure imagination and fictional characters. The story of "The Even Sunshine" is similar or dedicated to a series I already watch, it's "Even sun" under "wabi Sabi" company/entertainment. The story is all about a young man who visits an island to find his older brother's debtor, who owes over one million. The young man is very confident, saying to herself, "This job is too easy," not knowing that the person he'll meet is the most evil person he could imagine. The debt collection turns into complete chaos because of their harshness and sensitive personalities, creating a lingering feeling between them.

Yandere Oc x reader *A spin-off story of Yin Shan Meng Tan* Hollywood's big-shots saw the impact of China's box office and made an attempt to adapt renowned novel 'Dream talking in the hidden mountain'. It turned be be futile as finding a male lead resembling the otherworldly appearance of Ah Jiu was damn near impossible in America. So with the power of black mail, coercion and connections to the Chinese industry- a casting agency had agreed to look for an 'elf like beauty' in China's Northern provinces. Unbeknownst to all of this, a generationally flawless family hid in the very outer coasts of Shandong. Young Yuxuan could have never predicted his calm life in the fields changing to the glitz and glamour of the celebrity life.

At the age of 7 you found a box. The box helped you connect to a friend. That friend however... Something happened to him. You moved and then had a brother who was named after your friend. Your life was looking up to be pretty ok, average and simple. But out comes the box again and things start going downward when you and your brother open it. You discover secrets, old memories that you thought never existed and things that might make you snap. Oh, and during all of this you are protecting your brother from all danger's harm. Will you be able to survive the horrible things that's happening to you? Or will you become a victim to his hands?

COMPLETED Highest ranking: #27 in humor! #2 in #womanpower❣ Second place in the Runaway Awards!! Once, there was a sweet and shy girl whose life gets in trouble. The bad boy steps in and saves the day. But what if for once, it's the bad boy who needs the protection? And what if its the girl who can provide it? Read on to find out. *New chapters coming soon!*

envy is most cruel,psycho,he have done many bad thing,he ever done,kill a father of the little girl, Mainpulated a kid to do his benefits and his so call mother most of all,all he ever want is to kill his own father,his only purpose however his purpose have end,one he walk throught the gate,He demand gate bring him to his father,what he didn't expect he was transported to a modern world,where war between a of tall creature and warrior woman,Will envy accept this life finally free from his mother,or return to his old way more corpse will lay on the ground of his feet

New characters,a new adventure,and new memories. This story is a funny,action packed,tale.From visiting new places,to meeting new friends.To Paradise Island! is the best story you may have ever read. (So here is a song about it,if it was an intro of a cartoon.Based on Tiny Toon adventures.Look it up) Mr.D:We're tiny... Vicky:We're toony... Everyone:We're all a little looney,and in this cartoony,we're invading your TV! Mr.D and Vicky:We're comic dispensers... Mr.D:We crack up all the censors... Everyone:On our adventures get a dose of comedy! So in Cartoon World ,it's a whole wide world apart,it stands alone,our home sweet home,a cartoon work of art! Jestah:The scripts were rejected,so expect the unexpected... Everyone:In this adventure,it's about to start! Mr.D:Here's Jestah... Vicky:And Vicky... Mr.D:And her sister's Yicky... Everyone:Fatty's(Fantoccio)unlucky,and Gogo(Dribodod)is insane! We're tiny,we're toony,we're all a little looney It's time for our adventures,come and join the fun! Mr.D and Vicky:And now our song is done! (Enjoy! :3 (More stories\adventures in the future! ;) ) (PS:I do NOT own any of these characters except Mr.D,Vicky,and Yicky.The others are from Nintendo\Gamefreak\Creatures(Pokemon and Mario),SEGA,DC\Art Baltazar,Billie Bust Up,Popee the Preformer,(PSS:This story involves some YouTube creators)Shiloh and Bros,Forever Nenaa,Jaiden Animations,CaptainSauce,Markiplier,SMG4,and Luigikid

This fanfiction takes place in season five of Ninjago. Kyla just escaped from the Temple Of Airjitsu. There, she was trapped for 60 years. She meets the ninja and decides to them save Ninjago from Morro, who wants to destroy it. The problem is, she gets hypnotized by Morro. After Morro tells her his tragic story, he incidentally dehypnotized her. So she pretended to help Morro in his quest to save Ninjago, but she was a spy for the ninja. The thing is, it's hard to hold a grudge against Morro, the only person who Kyla feels can truly understand her. This book is #18 in suspenseful out of 1,400 stories. Please check out this book's sequel The Staff Of Darkness, which is #22 in suspenseful.

The novel is part sci-fi, love story and autobiography. Most of the settings take place in the year 2017 where a person loses touch with reality. Based on the events that are happening in a coincidental pattern, Joseph has to figure out what is going on before it's too late and he loses his mind. Does he live in some sort of Matrix, or is stuck between Heaven and Hell, or is followed by the NSA, or is something else causing the unusual events? The situation is further complicated by thoughts and feelings for the love of his life. Joseph eventually solves the puzzle of what is going on and why has all this happened. As a result, he is able to see the world from different perspectives than ever before, and is able to strip away all the endless filters that many entities such governments and corporations place in front of people's eyes to keep them silent. The novel consists of two separate parts that are different but related to each other. In the second part, many current social, political and economic events are discussed, including the relationship between Artificial Intelligence and the deep state government, and the consequences of "business as usual" actions of our society. For more info go to eyeforeplay.com

OKAY! So, you're going to get a peek at how my life went down during the two weeks I was on crutches. This involves my unfortunate thoughts, feats, and tumbles down flights of stairs and doorways to classrooms. I'm doing this on a whim mostly because I was suggested this idea by one of my readers. I was sharing what crutches were like for me on my announcements to my followers and it became a thing. WARNING: There is minor cussing, lots of mentions of injury, and bullying, albeit teasing because that lowkey should not count as bullying. Please use this to your viewer discretion.

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Cameron's making a YouTube video when he gets a text from one of his pals, Nash Grier. The texts reads "Turn around" and as soon as he does he doesn't find anything, but when he faces his camera again he finds a beautiful girl standing there.

Noah is having mysterious dreams about a mysterious girl with mysterious intentions. But he believes they are more than just dreams, and that this girl with clear, bright, blue eyes who haunts his sleep is real. Will he be able to figure out what this strange girl wants from him, while also managing his own reality?