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When aliens invade, four baristas are forced to become the saviours of the world. Grab your double-shot of java and strap in - it's going to be a bumpy ride! ***** In the Earth's darkest hour, unexpected heroes are stirring... their coffee, that is. Four baristas on a camping trip are under-qualified to save the world from an alien invasion. But thanks to a hologram with no fashion sense, newly developed superpowers and an alien with a guilty conscience, they've landed the job anyway! So grab your double-shot of java, your blueberry muffin and strap in - Hasta barista, baby. [[2018 Wattys winner and twice featured]] [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]] Please note this is a sample of the book, which has been published and is available for purchase: Ebook: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09WKFVKQJ Paperback: https://www.amazon.com/dp/1644342154

Geoff and Naomi are dead, and they're depressed, but when Geoff's cat Bernie dies as well, they embark on a wild journey to find it in the underworld. ***** When Geoff dies, alongside his girlfriend Naomi, they end up sharing an apartment in the Underworld as skeletons. But after a few years, Geoff starts suffering a mid-death crisis. What's the purpose of going through the motions as a skeleton if you can't really live? Then he gets word that his cat, Bernie, just died and he can collect him and bring him home! Geoff and Naomi hurry to get Bernie only to discover that, due to a clerical error, their cat has been lost. With the hunt for Bernie giving new purpose to Geoff's un-life, he and Naomi begin a quest to get back their cat. Battling skeleton pirates, climbing the sky ladder and facing off against the villain who took Bernie, Geoff is determined to find his purpose - or die a second time trying! [[2018 Wattys Winner - The Originals]] [[word count: 30,000-40,000 words]]

Abe Barrett is surrounded by ghosts - some of them are even his roommates! But now Abe's visions show something dark coming, and it wants Abe dead. ***** When Abe Barrett's family died, he started seeing ghosts. Soon he was living with three of them, and it turns out ghosts are just as eccentric as people. Abe is bothered by the ghosts constantly since he doesn't want to solve their murders, avenge them or do much of anything. He just wants to do his job and relax. His dreams, however, have been getting darker as people in town start to disappear. Soon Abe realizes there is something hunting him, and that same threat was involved with his family's deaths. A legacy of darkness is chasing Abe Barrett, and his supernatural roommates may not be enough to save him. [[word count: 60,000-70,000 words]]

What would happen if one could see my mind? Wierd question that is for homework, don't you think? Well, probably nothing cause my mind is not too interesting for others to see. I am a fine teenager living out my best life. My life is going so well that I don't feel sad now. That's a great thing, right? But oh well, I won't want anyone to see my mind, though, because sometimes it gets a little restless. Wierd thoughts come to me from time to time, thoughts that should not come. Oh, but that does not matter cause I am fine. Right?

There's one rule in the industry, K-POP IDOLS NEVER DATE. Yet here was Ryu, starry-eyed, under the spell of A high-achieving medical student. *** At just 23, Lee Jisung, better known by his stage name RYU, is at the peak of his recklessness and fame. A global icon as part of The 7TH ROW, the world's most explosive five-member K-pop group, and the only son of Samsung's CEO-he lives like nothing can go wrong. Until everything does. A public fallout with his father lands Ryu in an exclusive rehab facility, far away from flashing cameras and screaming fans. Meanwhile, Akira Charanchitta is the golden child of medicine-an A straight-A student, cancer researcher in training, and someone who despises distractions like music. But after one misstep at a local event costs her her 'innocence', her parents, in an overreaction, check her into the same rehab, believing she's lost her way. Neither expected rehab. Neither expected a roommate. And neither expected each other. Thrown together in a single cell, they're forced to confront their wildly different worlds. As days stretch into weeks, shared pain, unexpected laughter, and vulnerable nights forge a bond neither saw coming. Akira begins to realize there might be more to life than just lab reports and long hours. Ryu, however, is torn-between his career, family legacy, and the only girl who's ever made him feel real. He knows a relationship with Akira could cost him everything. But how can he ignore the only muse he's ever had? How can he not write about her, think about her, fall for her? Will their jagged, beautiful connection bloom into something strong enough to change their world-or will it wither under the pressure of fame, fear, and the price of love? *** Disclaimer: @firestoneflies. Copyright ©- ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

In which our favorite elven mage hires a stand-in vanguard, does some unintentional flirting, and helps some (not all) members of a party out of a nasty situation thanks to some lessons she learned from a great hero.

a commemoration of some of the weirdest, fluffiest, and angstiest text exchanges between the nordic countries. [ requests are accepted and encouraged ! some of these are mine, but i have granted credit where it is required! ]

Accidentally matched on a dating app , one falls first and other falls harder 🎆 One is hellbent to not fall in love with other 💔 while the other lovingly caves a warm place in other one's heart❤️‍🔥Will this unfateful accident change their fates forever and is the world ready to witness this epic love story ?💫

New characters,a new adventure,and new memories. This story is a funny,action packed,tale.From visiting new places,to meeting new friends.To Paradise Island! is the best story you may have ever read. (So here is a song about it,if it was an intro of a cartoon.Based on Tiny Toon adventures.Look it up) Mr.D:We're tiny... Vicky:We're toony... Everyone:We're all a little looney,and in this cartoony,we're invading your TV! Mr.D and Vicky:We're comic dispensers... Mr.D:We crack up all the censors... Everyone:On our adventures get a dose of comedy! So in Cartoon World ,it's a whole wide world apart,it stands alone,our home sweet home,a cartoon work of art! Jestah:The scripts were rejected,so expect the unexpected... Everyone:In this adventure,it's about to start! Mr.D:Here's Jestah... Vicky:And Vicky... Mr.D:And her sister's Yicky... Everyone:Fatty's(Fantoccio)unlucky,and Gogo(Dribodod)is insane! We're tiny,we're toony,we're all a little looney It's time for our adventures,come and join the fun! Mr.D and Vicky:And now our song is done! (Enjoy! :3 (More stories\adventures in the future! ;) ) (PS:I do NOT own any of these characters except Mr.D,Vicky,and Yicky.The others are from Nintendo\Gamefreak\Creatures(Pokemon and Mario),SEGA,DC\Art Baltazar,Billie Bust Up,Popee the Preformer,(PSS:This story involves some YouTube creators)Shiloh and Bros,Forever Nenaa,Jaiden Animations,CaptainSauce,Markiplier,SMG4,and Luigikid

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One shot inspired by a post on tumblr in which Harry has a date with a really boring guy. Harry tells his famous jokes, but the date doesn't laugh, instead a guy sitting alone in another table is laughing uncontrollably. His date might have gone home alone, but Harry definitely didn't.

When listening to bed time stories turns into gossipping with a cup of coffee.. Turns out my grandma is a master :DD I've decided to share some stories with y'all, cuz I find them hella interesting!

Ketchup-san has been peaking at French Fry-chan since she arrived, but so has Mohammad the Mustard Bottle. French Fry-chan also likes ketchup but she's been waiting for 3 minutes (AGES for french fries) to confess to ketchup-san but the human hasn't started eating their french fries yet.

Mackenzie has always loved the beach, but when her dad drowns while teaching her how to surf. She slowly starts to hate the beach. Until she can't stand it, one day her friends decide to drag her to the beach, to surf. She surfs only to make her friends happy, but ends up meeting Emmett- a strong willed boy who at first seems to be perfect. But how can someone be so perfect without having his own dark secrets.

I am bullied by Tyler Joseph he roasts me _ enjoy [completed] _

Even though you have a crush on him, you can't forget the humiliation of your first encounter. Fortunately, you have the master plan to get revenge! >:-) -- This story contains a tad bit of swearing, no lemon but the blissful relief of fluff! Happy reading~!! --

I always have random thoughts and questions (duh if u know my name and read my other stuff) but I decided to make a book where all you Wattys can give ur opinion. I always think what other people would say so yeah. Each chapter is one question and u answer in the comments (duh). Now I don't want anyone bagging or bullying someone with a different opinion. Let them say and speak GODDAMMIT! So yeah. Pickle sauce monkey car.

Don't read this it is a waste of your time, but if you want to, here's a quick summary; Steven was living an ordinary life, but after July 8, this ordinary life wasn't so ordinary anymore. Steven and a bunch of other weirdos are going to face multiple disastrous adventures. How chaotic could these adventures become?

( A HARRY STYLES AND JUSTIN BIEBER FAN-FICTION) 18 year old Anastasia, or famously known as "The Mystery Girl" on YouTube, has been signed by Justin Bieber under a contract. Her life is about to become extra ordinary, with more twists and turns as she starts suspecting certain things about her so called "Best Friend" Justin's past. Meanwhile Anastasia meets Harry Styles at a party, and they seem to develop a close bonding. Her life is going all smooth, when the ladder to success becomes rocky, with her past drowning her back, Justin's inconspicuous behaviour and having to choose between Harry or Justin. ||READ TILL CH-4 THEN DECIDE. DO NOT FORGET TO VOTE AND COMMENT! ! LOVE YOU :* READ ON!!||

Life is about to turn upside down for Haley. She is moving from her hometown to North Carolina, leaving all of her friends, and basically her whole life behind. But what happens when she gets an unexpected surprise that can change her whole life around? [i wrote this when I was like 13, amd this is mostly just up for the memories because the writing is so sucky :/ read at your own risk!]