Humorousnonsense storie

A collection of short stories. Rants, interesting facts, made up stories from the dark recesses of my brain and those who have dared to throw some of their own ideas at me from a suitable 2 meter distance. *some profanity and violence, but nothing really graphic. Just stuff like "I beat him over the head with a shovel".

the nonsensical whims of a mad author. basically, just a deranged bear and what goes on in her head, even though it's kind of muddled in there. well, it's mostly occupied by coffee and 50 ways to hide a body <comes in handy> but that's beside the point. WARNING: this book is so hilarious, keep your expectations on the floor, there are high chances of you dying in a fit of laughter. so please make sure you don't die of how funny this book is. <but still, keep your expectations on the floor or yeet them out the window, i'm not picky>. #teamroadtrip

Ladies and gentlemen, and gays of course, welcome to the first ever Humorous Nonsense awards ceremony! Your host is me, Millie02468, and click "read" to enter the madness and chaos and confusion that lies behind this door! Enter if you dare, for your mind might become as twisted and crazy as the seven combined minds that hide behind this door. *kicks the door a few times* You know what they say: great minds think alike, so you can only imagine how great this book is with seven extraordinary minds. But you know, they also say that if someone dares you to do something, you probably shouldn't do it. That obviously doesn't mean people don't listen to dares, so let's see if you're one of those people who don't listen. *evil laughter* :D

Riv wrote this and owen polluted it