Humors Stories

What does the Akatsuki do when they aren't on a mission? Find out in this fanfiction. Full of humor and for laughs, it is a great fanfiction to cheer you up. I do not own Naruto or anything

To lia guitterez,she doesn't need anyone to be happy,she doesn't need a new relationship. Sure that she has many suitors,but some of her suitors made her realize something....what could it be? "John is gonna transfer here"ella told lia. She said to herself that she moved on,but why did she cried after seeing him?will they have closure?will they be friends? Yes,she fell in-love again but,its was gone again because of something. Will lia's life get better? Some of her suitors got her butterflies party in her stomach... Will lia give love another chance? Or will it be hard for her?

Cold breeze kiss her cheek and her jet black hair swaying harshly through the wind as the blade dip to her neck. The waves are slamming through the spikey rock below the cliff. He back her up slowly to the edge of the cliff and witness a small blood coming out of her neck. "I won't give in to you" she said through gritted teeth. He smirked and keep the danger on her neck, "Surrender darling. There's no way of getting out of this one". She looks behind her, and view the water violently hitting the rocks. She then looked back at him and grin. "They're still one left though". She stretch her hand outward, takes a deep breath and falls backward. The last thing she saw was him looking at her over the tall cliff, before her head dive to the water . He chuckled and turn around. But he only take two steps before he rolls his eyes. "You're so dumb" He mumbled and transform into a winged demon and dive in after her. This book include: -Sexual and Physical harm -Violence -Mature Scenes -Strong Language Note: This is ONGOING so I update two chapters every Thursday. Date started: 10/21/2021 Date finished: ??/??/????

❝ do you love me? ❞ ❝ to the moon and back. ❞

sensitive tale of adolescent love follows a 16-year-old boy who falls in love with a beautiful, older woman and experiences a whirlwind of changing emotions, from exaltation and jealousy to despair and devotion.

oof i tried just pls enjoy once again btw its kinda like a ship *W H E E Z E*

"din sini din" "ya apa pah?" "tolong ambilin kacamata papah din" "yaelah pah kan itu kacamatanya disamping papah" "jauh din tangan papah kurang panjang " "kan tinggal geser duduknya uda bisa ngambil kacamatanya pah" "kalo tangan papah panjang juga ga bakal minta tolong kamu din, tapi sayang tangan papah kurang panjang" "geser duduknya pah, bukan masalah tangan panjang atau pendek" "lah kan gini din, kalo tangan papah panjang juga gak harus geser tempat duduk kan" "ya tapi kan tangan papah gak panjang!" "mangkanya papah minta tolong kamu din"

A compilation of Quotes, Ideas, Motivationals, Inspirationals, Passion, Riddles, Advice and Humors... P.s- Hindi po akin ang mga ito, nakuha ko lang din po ito sa iba't ibang website at gusto ko lang po na ishare;)) Enjoy reading:) Sana magustuhan niyo din ang story ko na 'A Killer Machine' Thank you:)

Any quotes: Love, Life, Inspirational, Positive, Deep, Friendship, Sad, Relationship, Broken, Depression, Attitude, Strength, Success, Beauty, Happiness, Friends, Meaningful, Smile, Family, Humor and many more

This story is originally based from WhatsApp. Yes, you read that right, WhatsApp Messenger. I wrote and created this story spontaneously in a group chat of my friends and I when I spammed "Hi" multiple times and none of them replied back with a "Hi". I was disappointed because they did not reply back with a Hi, I just want a simple Hi, goddammit. It took me 1 hour and 45 minutes to complete this whole story. Everything was spontaneous. I thought I'd share it with you guys. This is the original one, no added lines included. I hope everyone will enjoy it. Lol <:

Knowing her mother's plan to engage her with the obnoxious Martin Blobsmith, Alycia Cobra finds herself escaping her hometown. Her plan goes awry when she accidentally teleported to Earth and got noticed by an insecure witch hunter who stubbornly tries to hunt her down. Trying to get back to her own world, she meets a mysterious person who offers to help her, but not without a price.

its a short story about a dog and his owner. well pls read and subscribe .

This story is NOT meant to be taken seriously. It's set up so each chapter is its own short story. So there is no beginning or end! It is just to show how much of a nub Twilight is. Jk I love you Twilight

Jatz and Zeck has a strong relationship they always forgive each other no matter what they do wrong in their relationship even their relationship is full of cusses and delinquency. They are still believing that it will not be the reason that will make them separate because imperfections will make their relationship perfect. But as long as we can call it love if there is always sending forgiveness at the same time, receiving pain.. They just believe that they have an unbreakable love. Unbreakable nga ba? Let's find out #IF YOU WANT TO BE TRUSTED THEN BE FAITHFUL.

Babaeng manhid,Simple at Play Girl na walang intensyong magka B.F... Nang dumating si Alexandrei Gonzales ay dito niya natutunan ang paano magmahal, maging masaya at paano ipahalaga ang kanilang relation ship..pero sa pagdating ng panahon bigla-biglaan lang ito naglaho na akala niya ay meant to be,forever at

Spoken Words

Damon is the bad guy with lots of attitude and ego. But what happens when he meets Sarah who is ready to give equal replies to the attitude of Damon.

In the fertile Lydia, Once there is the wealthiest king in whole world, Croesus. A blessed king with a golden spoon on his mouth. It foretells how a stolen magical artifacts from the mystical sorcerer, Gyles of Lydia causes him to lose everything that he gains. **This is a one act stage play**