Humorstories Stories

A book of relatable things that might have already happened in your everyday life. Some of these "Can You Relate" parts are just made up too! Lets See If You Can Relate!

Harry Potter finds out that the Triwizard Tournament, the legendary event where contestants have, you know, died before, is back on schedule. He thinks this might finally be a year for some peace and quiet at Hogwarts, but nope, the Goblet of Fire, with its flair for drama, tosses Harry's name into the competition. Hogwarts isn't the only one competing; Beauxbatons, Durmstrang, Ilvermorny, Castelobruxo, Koldovstoretz, Mahoutokoro, and Uagadou all send their best to compete, who are all much more magically advanced than Harry. Ron finds himself in a moral dilemma, torn between cheering for his best friend or his ultimate hero, the Durmstrang contestant, who can catch a Snitch with his eyes closed. Hermione, ever the activist, kicks off a new organization for the betterment of non-human creatures, probably because saving house-elves isn't challenging enough. Meanwhile, Lavender Brown and her singing group, the Crooning Chimeras, keep the Hogwarts crowd entertained with their hit single about wombat butts, complete with some, er, enthusiastic twerking. Join Harry and his hilariously dysfunctional friends in these 24 chapters as they navigate magic, mayhem, and misadventures in Scarred from the Goblet of Fire. Only die hard fans will recognize the deep cut references and foreshadowing. Get ready for a magical journey filled with more humor, more heart, and a whole lot of fun! This is a fan fiction parody retelling of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire by J.K. Rowling, written for non-commercial use. Drop a 🪄 (wand) in the comments if you love the new story!

When it comes to survival. What would you choose? Love or your food! This is what happened to me. A twist in my life that made me realize that life is not black or white. It's grey. You can have love and still eat better. I am Joe 🦎 *Reasons why to read* 1.Story contains Lizards and mosquitoes. No humans. 2.No violence just light humor 3.Nothing to trigger you unless phobia of insects 4.Cute and funny graphics 5.Hidden extra cookies at the end of chapters. 6.SFW 7.Very short stories 8.Feel good happy chapters 9.Fast paced romance *Ranking Progress* # 155 creative out of 15.8K # 25 funnystuff out of 1.6K stories # 663 fantasy-romance out of 35.9K stories # 63 feelgood out of 3.3K stories # 5 funnystories out of 259 stories # 26 lightromance out of 732 stories

Hi wuzzup32 here This is my fake morning routine. Warning: If you dont read the story your butt might fall of during your graduation or promotion or any special event in yo life dod! 'w' :)