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shit (ps I drew the cover)

These are some silly stories that @ImRunningForTheWorld and I thought of in school. Please to enjoy! And yes, I know I said please to enjoy. Twasn't a mistake so HA! :D

I feel like it sooo let's START

If you are truly board and have no friends and have nothing else to do with your life then read this book????

This is a love story about two people who meet by fate. The feelings for each other aren't realized until five years later. This is the story of Nick And Autumn.

This is my parody for pity party. It isn't the best but it is the only thing I could thing of. Hope you like it! I don't want to offend the singer.

"She was 17. She was pregnant. Yes it was a mistake then, but am I really a mistake? I am a half bred princess. My father was a towns paper delivery guy and my mother is the queen of Davenport. People look at her with disgust and at me with... Sorrow? Maybe it's something she did in her past?" I write this down in my journal. Math is so boring. I look up and see... Him... Staring at me. I can feel his eyes. Those beautiful blue-green-yellow... Another second thinking and I'll be a puddle on the floor. I have to leave this room. Or.. At least pretend to not be here. "Play it cool Lish" I whisper to myself. Maybe he is just curious. Or... Or I have food on my face. I wipe at my face until it's red and hurts. "Lish?" Ms.Price stands staring at me. Damn... Did I forget to say something?... "The answer?" She waits while the class states at me waiting for a reply that never comes. The walk to the principles office is long and cold.

A teenage falls in love in a hopeless. Place with Bradley Simpson

A stone cold mafia boss that got caught on purpose. People don't know what he did it, some think that he did it to make a reputation and escape later on. Others think that he just got tired of life and decided to get caught. No one ever got into his cold heart not even his fiancée can get into his heart. He had to marry her at his own cost. Her family decided to give him over 600,000 dollars. Until he decides to go to jail, and meets this short sized, somewhat smart but also stupid girl to make him see the world differently.

A teenage girl in the hospital, but doesn't know the reasoning though.

me and my fren wrote this

*Currently rewriting story* Meredith is in her third year of surgical residency. A secret that was supposed to be kept to herself has to be let out when she becomes in danger. What will happen when she tells the people closest to her? Will it break her relationships or make them stronger?

I have a random life. Everything that happens to me happens to me randomly.And I love it that way. :3

In a city where everyone's either launching a startup or launching into unsolicited advice, Rafiq Ahmed finds himself doing both. A retired consultant with a fondness for acronyms and misused jargon, Rafiq begins offering strategic life audits to unsuspecting strangers-from rickshaw pullers to marriage brokers. His niece Suhaila, ever the opportunist, starts filming him. Soon, "Consultant Uncle" becomes a viral icon, doling out emotional KPIs and SWOT analyses of heartbreak on Facebook Live. But Dhaka is not a spreadsheet. And as Rafiq's fame grows, so does his unease. What begins as satire turns strangely sincere, as he's forced to reckon with the very culture he's parodying-and the quiet loneliness behind his frameworks. But as the views climb and brand offers roll in, Rafiq begins to question the spectacle. Is he helping people, or just entertaining them? Is clarity a commodity, or a calling? What happens when the frameworks run out and all that's left is silence?

This story is for my dog (peanut) for being so cute and loving. Hope you love this story as much as i do bye.

When 12 year old Jamie Dallas decides to have the best summer ever things can get a little crazy. First, her bestfriend moves to country living her behind in big city without a friend. Second, her parents go clean freak crazy. Third, everything goes way wrong when she tries to fix everything and make it normal again. Let's see what happens next.