Humot Stories

The shortest story ever written about one girl who did everything. About things random and weird. About life and love. To prove that there are things more wonderful than what meets the eye.

Thoughts and Verses that attack the heart, feed the soul and twist the mind

The Star Girls are a group of 6 girls based off of Sailor Moon. Star Girls are fighting crime and have powers that are for the greater good. Placed in the wrong hands the Earth will fall.

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We all feel like we go through some problems that we make us think that we're the only ones going through them, but this guide will show you that you're not the only one. This will help you get through daily girl problems and if you're a dude, this will help you understand why we act the way we do and know what to do when such situations arise.

*Not famous version* Niall and Ashley weren't exactly a cup of tea you would enjoy. They were selfish, gullible, and misunderstanding. But high school struck them as they soon started to feel something towards each other. What happens when these two awkward, teasingly, weird people collide? Welcome to Being Friends With A Bully. (c) All rights reserved to niallwhorayn 2014.

Willow Grey is going to school to become a game designer. But then suddenly her boyfriend Aaron starts to become very abusive. Then one person comes into her life. Will he change it or leave her life?

Delilah Cohen is an aspiring actress from Canada, who wants to have a serious career. However, things change when she's cast as one of the leads in a preschool show along with her overly happily Co-Host Meyer.

Narry cute one shots :)

She ordered closure. Instead, a man showed up in a box. Six months after being dumped via a PowerPoint presentation complete with pie charts, transition effects, and a disturbingly organized list of reasons why she wasn't "the one," Piper Hayes is still spectacularly stuck. She's stopped writing. She's stopped dreaming. And if her thriving houseplant, Winston, has become her most consistent source of emotional support...well, she'd rather not talk about it. So when an online company called Unbox You promises to help customers move on after heartbreak, Piper assumes she's ordering the usual breakup survival kit-journals, affirmations, maybe a candle with an overly optimistic scent like New Beginnings. Instead... A six-foot-tall man arrives in a wooden crate. Lucas is a professional Companion, sent by Unbox You to help Piper rebuild the life she forgot she deserved. According to company policy, he can't leave until she's ready to stand on her own again. There's just one problem. No one warned Piper that healing would involve pancake debates, suspicious cucumbers, pep talks for her fern, late-night hot chocolate, and a man who somehow makes ordinary days feel extraordinary. As Piper slowly finds her confidence, her laughter, and the words she'd stopped believing she could write, she begins to wonder if the best thing delivered to her doorstep wasn't closure... It was Lucas. But Companions aren't forever. And every delivery eventually comes with a return date. Now Piper must decide if loving someone means letting them go... Or if the bravest thing she'll ever do is ask the one person who was never supposed to stay...to stay anyway. Filled with laugh-out-loud banter, slow-burn romance, unforgettable characters, and all the warmth of your favorite comfort movie, UNBOX YOU is a heartwarming romantic comedy about rediscovering yourself, taking chances on love, and realizing that sometimes the most important package you'll ever open...is your own heart.

NO WAR ONE SHOT Two years after initiation, the gang goes out for dinner at the fanciest resultant in Chicago... Dauntless Cafe. When the waiter forgets to put in their order, he and the manager have to deal with some angry Dauntless. Things do not go well.

Ahem let's welcome Jeff the Killer. The murderer with a great smile. Eyes as black as his wonderful soul. Stylish with his black and white clothes. Saves people from the world. Okay we all know all those fangirls who would do anything to meet Jeff. Well... currently in most stories with Jeff as the purpose, the girls are always scared. While the fans are screaming at her how lucky she is. Apparently in the end they end up falling in love since she didn't die. Hmm sounds clichè. Sweet girl + Killer (bad boy) = Love Yup just cause he's a killer doesn't make the story any less clichè. Now let's have a story where the fangirls are at the spot to meet him. While Jeff is confused as fuck. They're screaming and crying with so much glee they might even faint by just looking at him. Still confused Jeff he is.

A 13 year old girl gets brought to a school were the students are heroes of Greek gods. They must defeat the powerful hero of Nike before she gets assistance for the Palestine and Roman troops. Will they make it through there quest. Major Stupidity and Obliviousness.

funny and humor short story...enjoy it.