Humour Stories

✨ Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage ✨ ~*~*~*~*~*~* 🏆 Third Place in SwaSan Awards 2022 [31/08/2022] Highest Rank : #770 In Fanfiction On 09/08/2018 #4 In #SwaSanFF On 31/05/2025 ~*~*~*~*~*~* Ever since the most unfateful day of her life, she could never expect anything beautiful from her fate again. All she knew was her heart and soul were left scarred by the ones she thought would never hurt her. But they did. That's just it - she lost her self esteem and her belief on love and trust once and for all. Because the only day that was going to be the most beautiful day of her life turned out to be the most unfortunate day of her life. Ever since then, Swara Bose had only one aim. The one determination that could give her something to live, to love. And she was firm, she wasn't going to let anything ruin what she planned ahead for herself. 'Dr. Swara Bose'! This was the only identity she wanted to have all her life. And one day, all because of her hardwork, intellect and merits, she found herself, all professionally dressed, standing with a smile on her face, at the doorstep of... 'KOLKATA HOSPITAL'. ~*~*~*~*~*~* Dr. Sanskar Maheshwari was one of the best Cardiologists of the hospital. But one day, he himself did not know why but something... apart from his work and duty, intrigued him. For the first time, there was someone in the hospital who had this Cardiologist's heart. Very soon, he seemed to be losing his own heart... ...and she was the one winning it. Before he could realise, he'd fallen in love with her. With Swara! But Swara couldn't trust someone again. She had her own reasons! What do you think happened with Swara before that she lost her belief in true love and happy endings? Would Sanskar be able to break those hard walls around her heart? ~*~*~*~*~*~* • Started : 11/05/2018 • Status : Ongoing

⋆｡˚ ꧁ ꧂ ˚｡⋆ On the night of the sun festival, a mysterious power surges from the sea, drawing the attention of the Saiyan Prince, Vegeta- and the kindhearted Saiyan, Goku. Eager to investigate, they embark on a search that will lead them not to a beast, but to a wounded woman with an unexpected past. As the truth unfolds, Vegeta's long-dormant Saiyan instincts awaken, and a connection forms that he never anticipated- one that could change their fates forever.

What if one message could change your entire life? Siya Tyagi never planned on talking to strangers online. A twenty-year-old college student from India, Siya would much rather spend her time buried in books, writing stories, and overthinking every decision she makes. Talking to strangers has always been a hard no. Then one day, she receives a message. From a boy she's never met. Meet Neil Hayes. A twenty-two-year-old American studying medicine in Bangalore, India, with dreams of becoming a cardiologist. Quiet. Intelligent. Observant. The kind of person who notices everything but says very little. He isn't a flirt. He isn't the life of the party. And he definitely wasn't looking for love. In fact, Neil only created an account because his friends practically forced him to. What starts as a simple conversation between two strangers slowly turns into something much more. Different backgrounds. Different personalities. One unexpected message. And a connection neither of them saw coming. Will they remain strangers behind their screens? Will friendship be enough? Or will two people who never expected to find each other discover that love has a habit of showing up when it's least expected? One girl who hates talking to strangers. One guy who barely talks at all. And one message that changes everything. ♡ A slow-burn online friends-to-lovers, story filled with humor, late-night chats, found family, betrayals and plenty of chaos. Stay tuned 🌻

"Bridget Jones with a lot more wine! This story is hilarious, feel-good and relatable in all the best ways!" - Grace K @ HQ. She's just quit her high-flying job, and her marriage is coasting on fumes. Can Alice find a sense of purpose in the wreckage? ***** Alice's life isn't going to plan. She's tied to her phone, pointlessly managing PR for a sinking corporate megalith. She's become a bit player in her kids' lives, and her marriage is coasting on fumes. Forcing herself into action with a rash resignation, Alice sets out to make a positive impact on the world around her. But how? Meditation leads to napping, and her attempts to get closer to her teenage daughter result in the discovery of a secret that leaves her at a loss. As the months tick by and a sense of purpose continues to elude her, Alice finds herself forming bonds with the most unlikely characters: the young woman who panhandles outside her old office; the homeless boy who sits cross-legged outside the liquor store with his ginger cat; her own dog walker who, it turns out, knows a thing or two about developing a good crema. Testing the limits of marriage, motherhood and the Toronto subway system -- can Alice find her way into a purpose-driven life? Or will it all be one giant hangover? [*Wattpad Editor's Pick 2018*] [[word count: 70,000-80,000 words]] Readers say: "This had me laughing so loud that my sister came to check up on me to see if I'm OK!!!" "...the new Bridget Jones, a working woman's take on the digital age." About the Author: Working mother and red wine enthusiast, Renee lives in Toronto with her flawed but wonderful family (seriously, who left socks on the kitchen counter?) in a flawed but wonderful house (what *is* that smell in the basement?) where she writes flawed but wonderful stories about what it is to be a woman today.

𝙴𝚕𝚒𝚊𝚗𝚊 𝚂𝚘𝚕 𝙲𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚊𝚜 doesn't do mercy. She does revenge. An assassin draped in silk and armed with sharper knives, sharper comebacks, and a promise to make the Russian responsible for her sister's death bleed. 𝚁𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙰𝚛𝚎𝚜 𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚔𝚘𝚟 has never met a bad decision he didn't enjoy. The Bratva's deadliest assassin is gorgeous, charming, and dangerously unhinged-a psychopath in designer suits with a smile pretty enough to make people forget he's the reason they're dying. When the truth behind her sister's murder changes everything, an unwilling alliance forces them into a war against the Serbian mafia. They're lethal together. They're worse when they can't keep their hands off each other. ******************* 𝚃𝚛𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚜:- Enemies to Lovers. Slow-burn. Assassins. Forced proximity. Touch her and you die.

𝑽𝒂𝒔𝒍: 𝑼𝒏𝒊𝒐𝒏. وصال 𝑉𝑎𝑠𝑙 𝑘𝑖 𝑟𝑎𝑎𝒉 𝑚𝑒𝑖𝑛 𝒉𝑖𝑗𝑟 𝑘𝑎 𝑑𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑦𝑎 𝑡𝒉𝑎, 𝐻𝑎𝑟 𝑘𝑎𝑑𝑎𝑚 𝑝𝑎𝑟 𝑏𝑎𝑠 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑧𝑎𝑎𝑟 𝑘𝑎 𝑠𝑎𝑎𝑦𝑎 𝑡𝒉𝑎. **** For the hearts forced into silence, and for the souls searching for peace in a world full of storms. May this story remind you that even the most broken paths can lead back to Allah.

☆A romance between an ambitious girl and the arrogant heir of a celebrity dynasty.☆ 《Nia Bansal - vivacious, outspoken, and endlessly ambitious. With a heart full of dreams and a spirit that refuses to be silenced, she is every bit the extrovert she appears to be. But what the world sees is only a curated glimpse. Beneath her bright smile and carefree laughter lie layers of complexity and secrets she shares with no one. Cheerful yet enigmatic, grounded yet fearless - Nia is, in every sense, a paradox wrapped in beauty and brilliance.》 《Ishan Oberoi, the youngest son of the legendary Darius Oberoi, is the epitome of privilege. Handsome beyond reason, sharp-tongued, and effortlessly arrogant, he moves through life as though it belongs to him - because, quite frankly, most of it does. Whether it's women, wealth, or attention, he never has to ask twice. Yet amidst all the excess, it's her - the one girl unlike any he's ever met - who haunts his thoughts. She's loud where he's silent, kind where he's cold, and real in a world full of masks.》 Two souls. Polar opposites. No reason to collide - and yet, they do. And when they do, sparks don't just fly. They ignite. "Being rich doesn't mean you've faced a single damn hardship, you arrogant punk!" "I'd suggest you learn to control that mouth of yours, sweetheart." "Oh, and I suppose I should take life advice from someone who's never heard the word 'no'? Spare me." "Careful, or I might just find a way to shut you up myself." "Really? And how exactly do you plan on doing that?" He smirks, lazily, eyes glinting. "You... You absolute-!"

❝ 𝗛𝗢𝗪 𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗛𝗘 𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗧 𝗢𝗡 𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗪𝗜𝗙𝗘?! ❞ 🅘🅝 🅦🅗🅘🅒🅗 the Epic the Musical cast reacts to Hamilton! A/n: not all characters are included, not including "intro" where I explain everything, I will be speaking in italic/underline sometimes TW: some swearing, some mature jokes ✎ᝰ CHECK OUT • Hamilton reacts to Epic the Musical ──── ୨୧ ──── Started: April 19th, 2026 Finished: TBD ──── ୨୧ ──── I do not own Epic the Musical or any of its characters, or Hamilton or any of its characters. All copyright goes to its rightful owners.

What happens when you find peace amidst chaos... in a person you were never meant to choose? A marriage arranged by families. A connection that feels anything but accidental. Was it ever truly arranged... or always destined? Vihaan Singh Rathore-an ex-army officer. An introvert who has faced wars at the borders, conquered enemies... yet remains defeated by the chaos within himself. Niyaati Mehra-a psychologist and a professor. Calm, composed, and perceptive yet chaotic. Someone who understands minds... yet carries a childhood lost to responsibilities, still holding onto the innocence in her heart. Two strangers. Two broken silences. One unexpected bond. In a relationship built on formality, secrets begin to surface, walls begin to crack, and emotions refuse to stay controlled. Will they be able to heal each other... or will their unspoken truths tear them apart?

J'ai commencé à écrire cette histoire quand j'avais 14 ans. Je ne pensais jamais que je pourrais la réécrire un jour. la plupart de mes histoires sont sur papier enfermés dans un coffre chez mes parents. Celle la était selon moi la dernière que j'allais ressortir mais, je me suis bien trompée. Pourquoi ne pas publier cette histoire qui élève un jeune homme vivant dans le monde des morts ? Pourquoi les personnes vivantes ne peuvent elles pas avoir d'autorité sur un monde qui n'est pas le leur ? Pourquoi éliminer toute personne différente de soi ? Parce qu'elle est une menace ? Parce qu'elle ne voit pas les choses de la même manière que nous ? C'est ce que nous allons découvrir avec Theo et Laya ! Suivez moi !

A script-style classic avengers tower sitcom! Includes the main six and many guest appearances. Any recommendations are welcome!!

Stuck in a dungeon, Li Si ( Gu Mian) must complete dungeon missions and tasks in order to survive the horrors and go back to the human world. Bound by a system, she must raise the horrors' affection and gain points as she journeys into dungeons to survive and make a name for herself to become envied by her hated family. " In a world filled with horrors, survival is my only option"

A waiter at a Hollywood restaurant recognizes a pair of B-movie actors. The actress tries to explain where it all went wrong. Flash fiction, 627 words.

City outbreak

Let's be entirely realistic about the situation: a clash with a rabid giant snake is a bridge too far, even for a seasoned Potions Master. And so, Severus Snape finds himself standing at the very gates of eternity. Unfortunately, celestial bureaucracy shows no mercy, and since Snape simply cannot bring himself to decide where he would prefer to spend the rest of forever, he is promptly sent straight back. These chaotic reincarnations are meant to help him reach a final decision - or, alternatively, drive the mortal world to sheer despair. Neither Hogwarts nor Professor McGonagall and his former colleagues are spared his return. Especially since Severus Snape is by no means returning to his old stomping ground in the manner that was originally intended. His old acquaintance Lucius Malfoy, too, is in for a thoroughly rude awakening. As the unsuspecting master of a chronically bad-tempered new house-elf - who flatly refuses to toe the line - Lucius watches his peaceful, aristocratic existence dissolve into a living nightmare. And to top it all off, the universe's third attempt spits Severus Snape out right into the terrifying heart of the Muggle world. Let the cosmic chaos begin ...

That person who enters your life out of nowhere and suddenly means the world to you. I don't know what our destiny will be like, but I know what beholds for Arnav and Khushi if you also want to know peep in!! A whole lot of emotions is waiting to be revealed. Let us all together experience the anxiety, anger, humour, guilt and what not?! so Peep in and enjoy their story ^_^

Imagine beautiful Sunday evening with f****** power rangers turned into a fight for my life . After Alexia fell through the ceiling and into jayden's room.His life went upside down now it's either he follows her or dies a very miserable death at the hands of blood thirsty people after Alexia's very own existence and any one she has crossed paths with.......... I mean if you were in this situation what would you do. Read the rest in the book

━━━━━━━━ 𖤐.ᐟ OPEN I Saw This Thing On ITV The Other Week .

"අනූ!!" අනූ කැබින් එකේ දොර ළඟට යනවත් එක්කම ඇහුන කටහඬත් එක්ක නැවතිලා ආපස්සට හැරුනා. තීමූ!!!! ඔන්න ඔන්න එක්කෙනෙක්ගේ මූන රතු වෙනවා. ඒ මූන එක්කෙනෙක්ව පාවා දෙනවා. "මොකෝ රතු වෙලා?" "මූන රතු වෙලාද? රස්නෙට වෙන්නැති" "එහෙමද හාකෝ හාකෝ" "මොකෝ පස්සෙන් ආවේ?" "එක්කෙනෙක් අද මාව නොදැක්ක ගානට හිටපු නිසා." මෙහි එන නම් ගම් සියල්ල මනඃකල්පිත වේ. Start date: 2025.10.14

She's not exactly the fairest of them all, and when she moves into the forest, the animal, troll, and human worlds collide. Is a happily-ever-after possible for a lady whose face can curdle milk? Is it really true that there's someone for everyone? Short story, 1400 words.