Humour Stories

"Bridget Jones with a lot more wine! This story is hilarious, feel-good and relatable in all the best ways!" - Grace K @ HQ. She's just quit her high-flying job, and her marriage is coasting on fumes. Can Alice find a sense of purpose in the wreckage? ***** Alice's life isn't going to plan. She's tied to her phone, pointlessly managing PR for a sinking corporate megalith. She's become a bit player in her kids' lives, and her marriage is coasting on fumes. Forcing herself into action with a rash resignation, Alice sets out to make a positive impact on the world around her. But how? Meditation leads to napping, and her attempts to get closer to her teenage daughter result in the discovery of a secret that leaves her at a loss. As the months tick by and a sense of purpose continues to elude her, Alice finds herself forming bonds with the most unlikely characters: the young woman who panhandles outside her old office; the homeless boy who sits cross-legged outside the liquor store with his ginger cat; her own dog walker who, it turns out, knows a thing or two about developing a good crema. Testing the limits of marriage, motherhood and the Toronto subway system -- can Alice find her way into a purpose-driven life? Or will it all be one giant hangover? [*Wattpad Editor's Pick 2018*] [[word count: 70,000-80,000 words]] Readers say: "This had me laughing so loud that my sister came to check up on me to see if I'm OK!!!" "...the new Bridget Jones, a working woman's take on the digital age." About the Author: Working mother and red wine enthusiast, Renee lives in Toronto with her flawed but wonderful family (seriously, who left socks on the kitchen counter?) in a flawed but wonderful house (what *is* that smell in the basement?) where she writes flawed but wonderful stories about what it is to be a woman today.

Being a normal college student, Eunseo was reincarnated into a book she barely remembers as a no-name canon fodder. To survive in an unknown world she devises a plan and cuts herself off from the main plot. But there she was years later standing neck-deep in trouble which she believed she had escaped. Will Eunseo be able to survive yet again?

Arrange Marriage Series - Book 1 An Arranged Marriage with a spark of love!! Two people tied in a pious bond of marriage by their family. Sounds boring?? Arrange Marriage?? Ohh, it is Arranged but..... with love! Dive in to see the not so simple life of Ahmeds and Shahids.... This is my first story ever so there'll be mistakes but I tried my best!? Thank you for giving my story a chance!!

Even though the room was dark, I could still the one person who made my heart skip a beat. He stood there, his hands tucked in his pockets, staring at me. So entranced by the Alphas beauty I didn't the notice the foot in front of me. Within a second I tripped over the foot, causing the cake to fly right out of my hands. I managed to keep my balance, but I couldn't ignore the gasps from around the room, and the inhuman growl from in front of me. Hesitantly looking up, a shocked gasp left my mouth. The Alphas venomous gaze was fixed on me. He growled once more making me jump back two steps. Too focused on the door, I was shocked when the Alpha pushed me against the wall, pinning my hands above my head. His face was still covered with cake but he's bloodshot eyes could be seen from a mile away. **************** Alicia Faye. A girl with an extraordinary personality. She's confident yet socially awkward , has good manners and when she walks into a room she's a breath of fresh air. She doesn't care if a person is wealthy, middle-class or poor and treats all the people in her life with the same respect and care. Even though she has the biggest secret known to the werewolf kingdom resting on her shoulders, she always smiles. Unable to make new friends in the fear of losing her secret she stays to herself, only speaking up when she needs to put someone in their place. Asher Raven. An Alpha with an enigmatic personality. He's feared yet no one has heard a word from him. He ignores every living organism and when he walks into the room, it's a sign for everyone to leave. He respects all his pack members no matter their social status. He has never been caught smiling since what happened. Ever. What happens when Alicia Faye meets Asher Raven? What happens when Asher Raven meets Alicia Faye?

The main lead's story is about a marriage arranged by destiny itself - a divine connection. Two strangers, with contrasting personalities and different perspectives on life and love, are bound by a single vow of prestige. Destiny played its game - and in doing so, filled their hearts with immense love. The second lead's story is about love at first sight. Two total strangers slowly become one soul in two bodies, two lives sharing one purpose, two destinations merging into a single path. He fell first... but she fell harder. Started: 1 August 2024 Ended:

𝐒𝐀𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐃 𝐎𝐅 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 ~ 𝐀 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐠𝐞𖥔 ࣪ ᥫ᭡ꗃ⋆࣪. "What do you want for dowry?" She asked bluntly. The question hit him so hard that he nearly choked on his tea. He coughed, patted his chest and glared at her but she didn't even blink. There's no sympathy, no apology, just that calm, annoying composure. "Do I...Fuck!" He rasped, reaching for water then asked,"Do I look like that kind of person to you?" "Language, Mr. Rajput." She shot back, folding her arms. The sheer boldness of her tone almost made him laugh but he's enjoying it. "Logo ko dekh ke pata chal jata toh kya hi baat hoti, nahi? Who knows, you might torture me after marriage for not bringing any dowry?" She asked with a smirk. He stared at her for a moment then leaned in just to retort, "And what makes you think that even after getting dowry, you'll be safe?" Her throat went dry, but she didn't look away,"Exactly. In my opinion, shaadi is equal to barbaadi. So please, back out of this marriage and do both of us this favour." He smirked then slipped on his sunglasses,"I don't want anything from Mr. Rana... except his blunt-mouthed daughter. So yeah congratulations, soon-to-be Mrs. Rajput." He walked away, leaving her fuming and slightly breathless as she muttered,"Arrgh....arrogant idiot! " A soldier who hides his heart and a researcher turned assistant professor who denies hers, tied in a marriage that turns into the most sacred bond of all.

#1-Romedy(11/02/2022) #1-Indian love(21/07/2021) #1-Puppy love(02-5-2021) #8-Romance(29/06/2021) # 9-Awesome(30/3/2021) #5-Tease(30/3/2021) #17-cousins(30/3/2021) Abhimanyu khurana is a cold hearted arrogant handsome billionaire mafia don who rules all over the world along with his best friend veer singhaniya with their snap of fingers. Everyone is afraid of him as he likes to see fear in everyone eyes for him except his family... Zoya singhaniya is a gorgeous soft hearted sluggish girl who have a qualities of tortoise. She is queen of her family and Everyone in her family adores her. she is head over heels for abimanyu from her childhood...but afraid of him and craves for his one glance at him.. So, here is the beautiful souls of two chidhood sweethearts which are surrounded by a love, fun,sad and family.

All roads lead to you... even those I took to forget you.

The court papers were still warm when Arya Deshmukh drove like she was escaping a crime scene. Technically... she was. Beside her sat her newly signed husband. Calm. Silent. Watching. No complaints. No questions. Just that unreadable gaze. Arya tightened her grip on the steering wheel. "Relax," he said quietly. She scoffed. "Mi relaxed ch ahe."(I am relaxed) She was not relaxed. She had just married a man her parents knew nothing about. No wedding. No rituals. No warning. And now she was driving home to announce- "Hi. Surprise. I got married." Her phone rang. "Baba" flashed on the screen. Her stomach dropped. She answered. Before she could speak, her father's voice came through- "Zhala ka court marriage?" Her brakes screeched. She stared at the road. "How do you-?" He chuckled. "Tu mazi mulgi aahes. Ani mi tuza baap aahe." (You are my daughter. And I am your father.) Silence. "Bring my son-in-law home," he continued casually. "We are ready to welcome him."

Lily is a successful novelist hiding a crippling secret: she is trying to write a love story, but is terrified of intimacy. Sent away to the red rock haven of Sedona to reset her creative block, she receives one strict mandate from her agent: "Stop writing love. Start living it." Isaiah is just looking for a place to breathe. Escaping a suffocating life in Los Angeles, he books a month-long retreat under a fake name, Jay, seeking refuge in a town where no one asks too many questions. He's here because he forgot what feeling anything was like. When they reach for the same blueberry muffin in a local coffee shop, they spark a connection neither saw coming. Their accidental encounters quickly evolve into a quiet rhythm of morning hikes, shared coffee, and late-night porch confessions. In a town built for exhausted creatives, they find safety in a mutual agreement: they don't ask what the other does. But their time in the desert is running out. As Lily's manuscript finally begins to feel dangerously real and Isaiah's self-imposed exile comes to an end, the secrets they left behind in Los Angeles threaten to shatter their sanctuary. Can a love built in the quiet spaces of the world survive the glaring, electric lights of reality? Find out in OPEN HEARTS

Haramatsu Mihoko used to believe in full volume and no hesitation. Now, as her closest friends drift toward different futures, she must decide whether she's brave enough to speak before "eventually" turns into goodbye.

In the enchanting sequel to "A Sweet Magic", Hex, the sorcerer, finds himself on a perilous journey to rescue his beloved Rose from the clutches of the devious Prince Horace and the wicked witch Agnes. With the help of an unlikely ally, Chester the toad, Hex must navigate through treacherous forests, outsmart cunning goblins, and confront his inner demons. Meanwhile, Cathy and her brother Jake are thrust into the heart of the fairy realm, where they must rely on their wits and courage to survive. As secrets unravel and alliances are tested, the siblings discover that magic is not just about spells and potions, but about the strength of the heart and the power of love. Will Hex succeed in his quest, and can Cathy and Jake find their way back home? Dive into a world of mystery, adventure, and magic.

Mehr-o-Mah : مہر و ماہ :-The Sun and the Moon ***** She had always believed that love was never meant for her. Even the phrase "let alone" sounded strange as if loving and being loved were luxuries reserved for other people. The feeling of being chosen, cherished, or even noticed in that way felt unfamiliar... almost impossible. But don't they say to expect the unexpected? At her cousin's wedding, between the soft glow of fairy lights, whispered duas, and stolen glances - Zalya Khan came face to face with something she had spent her whole life denying. Or perhaps... someone. Marwan Abbasi. A man of very few words - and even fewer appearances That wedding - and one small interaction - was supposed to be anything but this. Anything but the reason their hearts would begin to feel restless in the quiet of the night. It was only a glance. A few words. A moment that should have faded with the music and lights. But some moments refuse to be ordinary. And then again who has ever truly won against destiny? The tale of Zalya and Marwan -how a girl who believed love was never meant for her crossed paths with a man who never believed in explaining himself. How silence turned into longing. How distance turned into inevitability. How two guarded hearts slowly realized that sometimes, destiny doesn't ask for permission - it simply writes its own story.

i have no idea what im doing with life

June 1987. Severus Snape had hoped the school year would finally draw to a close, allowing him to return to the only constants in his life worth cherishing: silence, research, and the blissful absence of other people. Instead, he found himself trapped in a predicament that was, even by his standards, utterly absurd: He was forced to leave Hogwarts. He was compelled to travel. And-as the ultimate cruelty-he was not permitted to do so alone. His trainee-that obstinate, insolently capable young witch who had already transformed the previous year into a trial of endurance-had been assigned to him once more. A decision that Snape, naturally, viewed with profound disapproval. Together, they were thrust into a world far more alien to him than the Dark Arts ever were. A realm of unfamiliar landscapes, unwritten rules, and people who held no regard for the boundaries Snape had so meticulously constructed around himself. And as if that were not challenge enough, he was forced to confront a terrifying truth: the greatest danger was not lurking in the distance-but walking right beside him.

──── Aria Hale spent years hiding from the world, but Hawkins-quiet, odd, unassuming-felt like the first place that ever offered her a home. That illusion fractures when her favorite kid among her cousin's friends goes missing, stirring old fears she's tried to forget. And when a silent girl with a buzz cut appears, carrying a wrist tattoo eerily similar to Aria's own, the past she buried begins to rise. The life Aria built starts to unravel, pulling her back toward the one truth she never wanted to face-some shadows don't stay gone. [stranger things ff steve h. x fem oc season 1-5] status: ongoing (maybe slow updates) updates: random started: 06/12/2025 ended: tbd season one-✅ season two-✅ season three-✍️ season four-❎ season five-❎ I do not own anything! everything belongs to the respective owners except for my OC and their plotlines.

They say dreams are just memories from the subconscious. But what if some of them came from another life? Since she was twenty, Rosaline has been having strange dreams. Fragments of another life. Battles, forgotten faces, an ancient war she knows nothing about... Little by little, the line between reality and memory blurs. Strange faces become familiar. When a mysterious student reveals that she is the reincarnation of a powerful warrior from another life, Rosaline is unwillingly drawn into a past of blood, magic, broken vows... and an enemy she has already faced. But how can she accept a destiny she doesn't remember? She doesn't remember... but he has never forgotten. One chapter a day. At 12:00 PM. Be ready!

Je me mens à moi même en me disant que je le connais mais est ce vraiment la vérité ?

Heer Sharma learned early that silence keeps you safe. A national prodigy who never wanted the spotlight. A daughter who mistook endurance for strength. A girl who didn't believe in feelings. Ahaan Malhotra had everything : attention, confidence, control. Until he met the one person he couldn't read. Between competitions, staircases, jealous glances, and a rain confession neither of them were ready for, something fragile began to grow. Then it was destroyed. She vanished. Four years later, fate puts them in the same auditorium again. He sees her first. She still doesn't run fast enough. Some loves fade with time. Some just wait.