Humour Stories

"Bridget Jones with a lot more wine! This story is hilarious, feel-good and relatable in all the best ways!" - Grace K @ HQ. She's just quit her high-flying job, and her marriage is coasting on fumes. Can Alice find a sense of purpose in the wreckage? ***** Alice's life isn't going to plan. She's tied to her phone, pointlessly managing PR for a sinking corporate megalith. She's become a bit player in her kids' lives, and her marriage is coasting on fumes. Forcing herself into action with a rash resignation, Alice sets out to make a positive impact on the world around her. But how? Meditation leads to napping, and her attempts to get closer to her teenage daughter result in the discovery of a secret that leaves her at a loss. As the months tick by and a sense of purpose continues to elude her, Alice finds herself forming bonds with the most unlikely characters: the young woman who panhandles outside her old office; the homeless boy who sits cross-legged outside the liquor store with his ginger cat; her own dog walker who, it turns out, knows a thing or two about developing a good crema. Testing the limits of marriage, motherhood and the Toronto subway system -- can Alice find her way into a purpose-driven life? Or will it all be one giant hangover? [*Wattpad Editor's Pick 2018*] [[word count: 70,000-80,000 words]] Readers say: "This had me laughing so loud that my sister came to check up on me to see if I'm OK!!!" "...the new Bridget Jones, a working woman's take on the digital age." About the Author: Working mother and red wine enthusiast, Renee lives in Toronto with her flawed but wonderful family (seriously, who left socks on the kitchen counter?) in a flawed but wonderful house (what *is* that smell in the basement?) where she writes flawed but wonderful stories about what it is to be a woman today.

What if one message could change your entire life? Siya Tyagi never planned on talking to strangers online. A twenty-year-old college student from India, Siya would much rather spend her time buried in books, writing stories, and overthinking every decision she makes. Talking to strangers has always been a hard no. Then one day, she receives a message. From a boy she's never met. Meet Neil Hayes. A twenty-two-year-old American studying medicine in Bangalore, India, with dreams of becoming a cardiologist. Quiet. Intelligent. Observant. The kind of person who notices everything but says very little. He isn't a flirt. He isn't the life of the party. And he definitely wasn't looking for love. In fact, Neil only created an account because his friends practically forced him to. What starts as a simple conversation between two strangers slowly turns into something much more. Different backgrounds. Different personalities. One unexpected message. And a connection neither of them saw coming. Will they remain strangers behind their screens? Will friendship be enough? Or will two people who never expected to find each other discover that love has a habit of showing up when it's least expected? One girl who hates talking to strangers. One guy who barely talks at all. And one message that changes everything. ♡ A slow-burn online friends-to-lovers, story filled with humor, late-night chats, found family, betrayals and plenty of chaos. Stay tuned 🌻

#TOP 1 in India (18/10/24) #TOP 7 in India (25/11/24) #TOP 2 in India (27/11/24) #TOP 2 in India (14/12/24) #TOP 4 in India (17/02/25) #TOP 2 in India (17/02/25) #TOP 3 in India (31/03/25) #TOP 1 in India (31/03/25) #TOP 4 in India (17/11/25) #TOP 2 in India (26/01/26) #TOP 3 in India (20/03/26) #TOP 5 in India (21/03/26) #TOP 2 in India (08/05/26) When their unrequited love turned into requited, everything - even the world around them - seemed to fade away. There was only one thing left: them, bound by true and unconditional love. The only way to heal from unrequited love is to give it to someone who knows how to "appreciate" it. She, in the midst of unrequited love, says: "I understand your story, I know your pain, I wanted to be with you in every rain. I wanted to hold you close and whisper, it's going to be alright. But I don't know... will that day ever come?" When it becomes requited, he says: "You understand my story, You know my pain, You wanted to be with me in every rain8. You wanted to hold me close and whisper, it's going to be alright. And look - it all happens today." Discover the universe of Unrequited To Requited love..... Started: 13th July 2024 End:

⋆｡˚ ꧁ ꧂ ˚｡⋆ On the night of the sun festival, a mysterious power surges from the sea, drawing the attention of the Saiyan Prince, Vegeta- and the kindhearted Saiyan, Goku. Eager to investigate, they embark on a search that will lead them not to a beast, but to a wounded woman with an unexpected past. As the truth unfolds, Vegeta's long-dormant Saiyan instincts awaken, and a connection forms that he never anticipated- one that could change their fates forever.

𝐇𝐚𝐦𝐍𝐚𝐟𝐚𝐬 : 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐨𝐧 **** For the souls that feel like home. For the hearts that never question. For the connection beyond distance. This book is for them.

𝙴𝚕𝚒𝚊𝚗𝚊 𝚂𝚘𝚕 𝙲𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚊𝚜 doesn't do mercy. She does revenge. An assassin draped in silk and armed with sharper knives, sharper comebacks, and a promise to make the Russian responsible for her sister's death bleed. 𝚁𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙰𝚛𝚎𝚜 𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚔𝚘𝚟 has never met a bad decision he didn't enjoy. The Bratva's deadliest assassin is gorgeous, charming, and dangerously unhinged-a psychopath in designer suits with a smile pretty enough to make people forget he's the reason they're dying. When the truth behind her sister's murder changes everything, an unwilling alliance forces them into a war against the Serbian mafia. They're lethal together. They're worse when they can't keep their hands off each other. ******************* 𝚃𝚛𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚜:- Enemies to Lovers. Slow-burn. Assassins. Forced proximity. Touch her and you die.

"𝑭𝒖𝒍𝒇𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒎𝒚 𝒕𝒆𝒏 𝒘𝒊𝒔𝒉𝒆𝒔, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑰'𝒍𝒍 𝒅𝒊𝒔𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒂𝒓." Travis is a pessimist who finds himself tangled in the mystery of Christine Evergreen, an honor student who died in a hit-and-run incident. With their paths merging, Travis promises to fulfill her ten wishes with the ultimate goal of the afterlife.

Selamat ke anak cucu,bak kata Saloma. Tapi,bagi Qaira NurQadeeja, adakah itu benar? Selamat ke anak cucu,yang selamat itu apa? Selamatkan nyawa? Agama? Bangsa? Tanah air? Selamatkan cintanya? Atau selamatkan dirinya sendiri? Muhd Tsaqif Ulfan. Muhd Eijaz Nu'man. Yang mana satu dia mahu selamatkan? "Aku dah salah buat pilihan ka?"-Qaira NurQadeeja "Mungkin."- "Mungkin."- Sememangnya jodoh itu memang sudah tertulis di Loh Mahfuz lagi, hanya kita yang perlu membuat pilihan, sama ada menunggu atau mencari. very slow burning yang memang hangus lambatnya -first time tulis cerita melayu, tatabahasa pon dah tata tata ni.enjoy jela.tak selalu update sebab author sibukkan diri dengan benda lain.nakbaca,baca jalah ye.thankie- 🍓🥛

Five girls. One fandom. Approximately seven hundred unresolved incidents. This is the story of BLADE. According to management, this description should be professional. According to Sera, this description should be informative. According to Rhea, this description should be organized. According to Kaiya, descriptions are a social construct. According to Rin, we should thank everyone for reading. Anyway. Hi. If you're reading this, congratulations. You've somehow found BLADE. This book contains: Kaiya causing public concern. Sera regretting her life choices. Rhea trying to maintain order. Rin accidentally becoming everyone's favorite. Me being right. Mostly. Follow BLADE through comebacks, performances, variety shows, interviews, scandals that aren't actually scandals, and whatever happens when five very different people are trapped together under the same group name. Our fandom is called Shards. They're not okay. Neither are we. Welcome to BLADE.

Ceci est la suite du tome 1 😊 J'espère que vous aimerez autant que le tome 1. Bonne lecture les gens !

ཐི༏ཋྀ Floor Five, Braedon Avenue.

Let's be entirely realistic about the situation: a clash with a rabid giant snake is a bridge too far, even for a seasoned Potions Master. And so, Severus Snape finds himself standing at the very gates of eternity. Unfortunately, celestial bureaucracy shows no mercy, and since Snape simply cannot bring himself to decide where he would prefer to spend the rest of forever, he is promptly sent straight back. These chaotic reincarnations are meant to help him reach a final decision - or, alternatively, drive the mortal world to sheer despair. Neither Hogwarts nor Professor McGonagall and his former colleagues are spared his return. Especially since Severus Snape is by no means returning to his old stomping ground in the manner that was originally intended. His old acquaintance Lucius Malfoy, too, is in for a thoroughly rude awakening. As the unsuspecting master of a chronically bad-tempered new house-elf - who flatly refuses to toe the line - Lucius watches his peaceful, aristocratic existence dissolve into a living nightmare. And to top it all off, the universe's third attempt spits Severus Snape out right into the terrifying heart of the Muggle world. Let the cosmic chaos begin ...

A waiter at a Hollywood restaurant recognizes a pair of B-movie actors. The actress tries to explain where it all went wrong. Flash fiction, 627 words.

A Scandinavian Fairy Tale. She's not exactly the fairest of them all, and when she moves into the forest, the animal, troll, and human worlds collide. Can there be a happily ever after for a lady whose face can curdle milk? Is it really true that there's someone for everyone? Short story, 1,400 words.

✨ Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage ✨ ~*~*~*~*~*~* 🏆 Third Place in SwaSan Awards 2022 [31/08/2022] Highest Rank : #770 In Fanfiction On 09/08/2018 #4 In #SwaSanFF On 31/05/2025 ~*~*~*~*~*~* Ever since the most unfateful day of her life, she could never expect anything beautiful from her fate again. All she knew was her heart and soul were left scarred by the ones she thought would never hurt her. But they did. That's just it - she lost her self esteem and her belief on love and trust once and for all. Because the only day that was going to be the most beautiful day of her life turned out to be the most unfortunate day of her life. Ever since then, Swara Bose had only one aim. The one determination that could give her something to live, to love. And she was firm, she wasn't going to let anything ruin what she planned ahead for herself. 'Dr. Swara Bose'! This was the only identity she wanted to have all her life. And one day, all because of her hardwork, intellect and merits, she found herself, all professionally dressed, standing with a smile on her face, at the doorstep of... 'KOLKATA HOSPITAL'. ~*~*~*~*~*~* Dr. Sanskar Maheshwari was one of the best Cardiologists of the hospital. But one day, he himself did not know why but something... apart from his work and duty, intrigued him. For the first time, there was someone in the hospital who had this Cardiologist's heart. Very soon, he seemed to be losing his own heart... ...and she was the one winning it. Before he could realise, he'd fallen in love with her. With Swara! But Swara couldn't trust someone again. She had her own reasons! What do you think happened with Swara before that she lost her belief in true love and happy endings? Would Sanskar be able to break those hard walls around her heart? ~*~*~*~*~*~* • Started : 11/05/2018 • Status : Ongoing

Lana Milicent and Liam Evans are always at each other's throats. With their different complexes, such as Lana being the tallest girl in class and Liam being the shortest guy in class, there is never a day when both of them won't erupt with insults. But somehow, one will always falter, and that is when chaos happens. Will their hatred for one another prevail, or will love come to save the day?

this is maknae line indian ff but others members will be there. the story will be in english. jimin x afla taehyung x ani jungkook x geet this story will be full of chaos, fun and madness 💗💋.. don't expect anything vulger, this is pure fun and romance story.

Description: Sydney is a 24-year-old single mom who has her life exactly where she wants it- content, independent, and raising her adopted son James with love and laughter. She doesn't need a man. She doesn't want one. But when her sister Molly's beach wedding brings her to a gorgeous Florida resort, Sydney finds herself constantly running into Ethan- the groom's best friend. He's funny, warm, and way too easy to talk to. And James? James is determined to play matchmaker. Between Molly's relentless teasing, late-night conversations under fairy lights, and a six-year-old who has no filter, Sydney starts to wonder: maybe she didn't know what she wanted after all. A heartwarming, laugh-out-loud story about sisterhood, second chances, and the family you choose. ---

On a quiet night in Hawkins, a group of friends gathers around a table, laughing, arguing, and battling monsters in their favourite game. For Summer Byers, it's just another night of dice rolls, teasing, and imagination-until the game ends and something far more real begins. When her twin brother Will vanishes without a trace on the ride home, the line between fantasy and reality shatters. Strange lights flicker, the woods whisper with something unseen, and Summer begins to experience terrifying visions of a broken, shadowy version of her town-one that shouldn't exist. As fear grips her family and the town brushes off Will's disappearance, Summer knows something is deeply wrong. Determined to find her brother, she's pulled into a mystery filled with secrets, danger, and a chilling presence lurking just out of sight. Because whatever took Will... isn't finished yet. PS: this is probs gonna flop so bad istg

In Brussels, three students summon Satan to become rich, loved, and respected. Bad news: he answers. Very bad news: he sends a touchy demon and a hellfire that doesn't burn walls... but egos. In an ordinary apartment tower, Guillaume a trainee firefighter nicknamed "Little Matchbox" tries to contain the blaze while his lieutenant calmly finishes his fast food. The building's caretaker guards his tower like a sacred relic, a brilliant lawyer refuses to be "ordinary," and a fallen Belzebuth discovers that even his own fire no longer obeys him. The result: flaming shoes, collective hallucinations, existential breakdowns, and a demon losing his horns in public. To survive, they'll have to stop trying to shine... and learn to stand together. Because this kind of fire can't be put out with an extinguisher. It's extinguished with humility.