Humour Stories

"Bridget Jones with a lot more wine! This story is hilarious, feel-good and relatable in all the best ways!" - Grace K @ HQ. She's just quit her high-flying job, and her marriage is coasting on fumes. Can Alice find a sense of purpose in the wreckage? ***** Alice's life isn't going to plan. She's tied to her phone, pointlessly managing PR for a sinking corporate megalith. She's become a bit player in her kids' lives, and her marriage is coasting on fumes. Forcing herself into action with a rash resignation, Alice sets out to make a positive impact on the world around her. But how? Meditation leads to napping, and her attempts to get closer to her teenage daughter result in the discovery of a secret that leaves her at a loss. As the months tick by and a sense of purpose continues to elude her, Alice finds herself forming bonds with the most unlikely characters: the young woman who panhandles outside her old office; the homeless boy who sits cross-legged outside the liquor store with his ginger cat; her own dog walker who, it turns out, knows a thing or two about developing a good crema. Testing the limits of marriage, motherhood and the Toronto subway system -- can Alice find her way into a purpose-driven life? Or will it all be one giant hangover? [*Wattpad Editor's Pick 2018*] [[word count: 70,000-80,000 words]] Readers say: "This had me laughing so loud that my sister came to check up on me to see if I'm OK!!!" "...the new Bridget Jones, a working woman's take on the digital age." About the Author: Working mother and red wine enthusiast, Renee lives in Toronto with her flawed but wonderful family (seriously, who left socks on the kitchen counter?) in a flawed but wonderful house (what *is* that smell in the basement?) where she writes flawed but wonderful stories about what it is to be a woman today.

#TOP 1 in India (18/10/24) #TOP 7 in India (25/11/24) #TOP 2 in India (27/11/24) #TOP 2 in India (14/12/24) #TOP 4 in India (17/02/25) #TOP 2 in India (17/02/25) #TOP 3 in India (31/03/25) #TOP 1 in India (31/03/25) #TOP 4 in India (17/11/25) #TOP 2 in India (26/01/26) #TOP 3 in India (20/03/26) #TOP 5 in India (21/03/26) #TOP 2 in India (08/05/26) When their unrequited love turned into requited, everything - even the world around them - seemed to fade away. There was only one thing left: them, bound by true and unconditional love. The only way to heal from unrequited love is to give it to someone who knows how to "appreciate" it. She, in the midst of unrequited love, says: "I understand your story, I know your pain, I wanted to be with you in every rain. I wanted to hold you close and whisper, it's going to be alright. But I don't know... will that day ever come?" When it becomes requited, he says: "You understand my story, You know my pain, You wanted to be with me in every rain8. You wanted to hold me close and whisper, it's going to be alright. And look - it all happens today." Discover the universe of Unrequited To Requited love..... Started: 13th July 2024 End:

Eliana Sol Cardenas walks in silk and death. A seductionist-assassin driven by grief and fury, she is relentless, unapologetic, and dangerous to cross. Her sister is gone--and Eliana wants the Russian's blood in return. Roman Ares Markov is Volkov's most beautiful weapon. A charming, lethal force of nature, he kills with ease and smiles like trouble. The kind of man who enjoys the chaos he creates. Their past is a collision of opposing sides and unfinished violence-one that left behind resentment and undeniable tension. When the truth about Eliana's sister's murder emerges, Alexsandro Volkov binds them together. One mission. One enemy. A ruthless war against the Serbian mafia. They can survive any mission- except the one involving their hearts ******************* Spoiler "Please stop getting shot, it stresses me out!" Eliana snapped. Roman groaned. "Oh well! if YOU insist."

Daniela was a Rich girl and known for her wealthy family and for being cold. While Sophia was just... well Sophia! An Athlete and a nerd. They were both roommates at one point. They got close , but something happened between them. Which made them separate. Eventually they went on with their lives after that but somehow ended up meeting again. ( btw guys the cover isn't made by me it was found on Pinterest and I decided to edit it. So it's not mine<3)

What if one message could change your entire life? Siya Tyagi never planned on talking to strangers online. A twenty-year-old college student from India, Siya would much rather spend her time buried in books, writing stories, and overthinking every decision she makes. Talking to strangers has always been a hard no. Then one day, she receives a message. From a boy she's never met. Meet Neil Hayes. A twenty-two-year-old American studying medicine in Bangalore, India, with dreams of becoming a cardiologist. Quiet. Intelligent. Observant. The kind of person who notices everything but says very little. He isn't a flirt. He isn't the life of the party. And he definitely wasn't looking for love. In fact, Neil only created an account because his friends practically forced him to. What starts as a simple conversation between two strangers slowly turns into something much more. Different backgrounds. Different personalities. One unexpected message. And a connection neither of them saw coming. Will they remain strangers behind their screens? Will friendship be enough? Or will two people who never expected to find each other discover that love has a habit of showing up when it's least expected? One girl who hates talking to strangers. One guy who barely talks at all. And one message that changes everything. ♡ A slow-burn online friends-to-lovers, story filled with humor, late-night chats, found family, betrayals and plenty of chaos. Stay tuned 🌻

A waiter at a Hollywood restaurant recognizes a pair of B-movie actors. The actress tries to explain where it all went wrong. Flash fiction, 627 words.

ဩဇာအာဏာကြီးမားပြီး အေးစက်ခက်ထန်လွန်းလှတဲ့ ဖတ်ထရာကုလ်လုပ်ငန်းစုရဲ့ အမွေခံမမ "လီနာရာ"။ မိသားစုရဲ့လုပ်ငန်းကို ကယ်တင်ဖို့အတွက် သူမရဲ့ အာဏာပြအကြပ်ကိုင်မှုအောက်မှာ 'ဟန်ပြချစ်သူ' စာချုပ်ကို လက်မှတ်ထိုးလိုက်ရတဲ့ မာနခဲကောင်မလေး "မေလဒါ"။ လူရှေ့သူရှေ့မှာ မြတ်နိုးရတဲ့ချစ်သူတွေလို သရုပ်ဆောင်ရင်း ကွယ်ရာမှာတော့ စကားနာထိုး အရွဲ့တိုက်ရင်း ရန်ဖြစ်နေကြတဲ့ သူတို့နှစ်ယောက်။ အပေးအယူတစ်ခုအနေနဲ့ စတင်ခဲ့တဲ့ သရုပ်ဆောင်မှုကြားက တဖြည်းဖြည်း တံတိုင်းတွေ ပြိုလဲလာတဲ့အခါ... ဘယ်သူက အရင်ဆုံး အရှုံးပေးပြီး ချစ်မိသွားမလဲ? (ထိုင်းအငွေ့အသက်ပါဝင်မယ့် Fierce & Emotional GL Novel တိုလေး ဖြစ်ပါတယ်)။

A Scandinavian Fairy Tale. She's not exactly the fairest of them all, and when she moves into the forest, the animal, troll, and human worlds collide. Can there be a happily ever after for a lady whose face can crack a mirror? Is it really true that there's someone for everyone? Short story, 1,400 words.

Lin felt trapped. Trapped within the borders of an invisible line, swallowed by the ideals and delusions of the people around him. As a child he'd been told he was among the last humans on earth, living on the edge all his life until his peers began to age and the children gradually died off. He found himself alone with the empty feeling of humanity's flame withering along with him. Until he met a boy. A stranger, captivating in the way he shattered the beliefs Lin had built up in his mind. But the boy didn't know this, nor did he seem to care. He had nothing in mind but the journey he seemed obliged to take. Where to? Lin didn't know. So what else could he do but follow? A simple story about a boy with a restless soul and a wandering spirit unsure of which direction to take. This is an LGBTQ+ story, so please respect. Sweet romance, no smut. All credits to the cover artist. Enjoy <3 Started: 8/6/26 Ended: -

To the glittering high society of Silver Valley, Kael Hawksley is a god among men-the fortunate adopted son and heir to the country's most powerful hotel tycoon. But behind his sculpted, untouchable facade lies a dark, isolating reality. Kael is a prisoner of his own mind, cursed with a psychological burden he must guard at all costs from the elite family that raised him. Desperate for an escape, he quietly seeks solace in therapy, searching for the one rare soul he can finally trust with the truth. He thought he had his chaotic world under control. He thought his secrets were safe. Then, Everlyn crashed into his life. A total stranger with a knack for chaos, Everlyn is simply trying to navigate her own fresh start. Instead, a spectacular first-day disaster violently derails Kael's carefully constructed world. It is a catastrophic collision that shatters his untouchable reputation, leaving him with a deeply humiliating memory he can neither forget nor forgive. Bound by a forced proximity neither expected, a subtle, psychological cat-and-mouse game begins between the arrogant prince and the fiery newcomer. But as the university prepares for a grand historical festival deep within the enchanting, rumored-to-be-haunted depths of the Grandcola Wilds, the tension between them reaches a boiling point. Drawn into a web of high-society secrets, childhood history, and fierce, unyielding text-and-mind rivalries, Everlyn is about to realize that Kael Hawksley isn't just watching her every move-he's entirely consumed by it. In a world where reputations are everything, and secrets are deadly, the most dangerous thing you can do is let someone get too close.

Selamat ke anak cucu,bak kata Saloma. Tapi,bagi Qaira NurQadeeja, adakah itu benar? Selamat ke anak cucu,yang selamat itu apa? Selamatkan nyawa? Agama? Bangsa? Tanah air? Selamatkan cintanya? Atau selamatkan dirinya sendiri? Muhd Tsaqif Ulfan. Muhd Eijaz Nu'man. Yang mana satu dia mahu selamatkan? "Aku dah salah buat pilihan ka?"-Qaira NurQadeeja "Mungkin."- "Mungkin."- Sememangnya jodoh itu memang sudah tertulis di Loh Mahfuz lagi, hanya kita yang perlu membuat pilihan, sama ada menunggu atau mencari. very slow burning yang memang hangus lambatnya -first time tulis cerita melayu, tatabahasa pon dah tata tata ni.enjoy jela.tak selalu update sebab author sibukkan diri dengan benda lain.nakbaca,baca jalah ye.thankie- 🍓🥛

"𝑭𝒖𝒍𝒇𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒎𝒚 𝒕𝒆𝒏 𝒘𝒊𝒔𝒉𝒆𝒔, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑰'𝒍𝒍 𝒅𝒊𝒔𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒂𝒓." Travis is a pessimist who finds himself tangled in the mystery of Christine Evergreen, an honor student who died in a hit-and-run incident. With their paths merging, Travis promises to fulfill her ten wishes with the ultimate goal of the afterlife.

Working as a nanny for one of the richest families in the U.S wasn't a part of Beyoncé's life plans and especially not taking care of their bitchy, temper tantrum throwing teenager. What more when she finds out she's a little who actually has a massive ass crush on her? ~~~~~~~ Started: 9th June, 2023 Ended:

a known face, after years. Will we become friends again or ... ...based on shinchan and kazama....

Public ice. Private fire. And a dangerous game played behind closed doors. Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, 1890. Phineas Nigellus Black is a man imprisoned by his own throne. To the wizarding world, he is the formidable, haughty, and thoroughly disliked Headmaster of Hogwarts-a patriarch bound by the suffocating weight of pureblood lineage and aristocratic duty. He expects absolute submission from his staff and total order within his walls. He wears his cold, unyielding arrogance like armor, determined to rule his castle alone. Until she shatters the script. When a brilliant, fierce new Deputy is appointed to handle the castle's mounting administrative headaches, Phineas meets his match. She refuses to flinch at his sharp sneers or bow to his tyrannical decrees. Seeing through his defensive walls to the brilliant, isolated scholar underneath, she challenges his intellect and matches his cutting wit at every turn. What begins as a tense professional rivalry sparks into something far more dangerous when Phineas issues a strict administrative mandate: every evening, at precisely six o'clock, she must report to his office. Behind the heavy, locked oak doors of the Headmaster's tower, the rigid protocols of Victorian society completely melt away. In the warm, golden glow of the green hearth fire, their intellectual clashing bleeds into a breathless, unyielding passion. By day, they play a ruthless game of public distance and icy professionalism before the watchful eyes of the Board of Governors and suspicious faculty. By night, they forge an intense, secret partnership of velvet, stolen glances, and midnight compromises.

When Jungkook accidentally spilled ramen all over Jin in the dorm kitchen at 3 a.m., Jin's dramatic scream woke the entire dorm....what happens when they realize the security camera caught everything..

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Let's be entirely realistic about the situation: a clash with a rabid giant snake is a bridge too far, even for a seasoned Potions Master. And so, Severus Snape finds himself standing at the very gates of eternity. Unfortunately, celestial bureaucracy shows no mercy, and since Snape simply cannot bring himself to decide where he would prefer to spend the rest of forever, he is promptly sent straight back. These chaotic reincarnations are meant to help him reach a final decision - or, alternatively, drive the mortal world to sheer despair. Neither Hogwarts nor Professor McGonagall and his former colleagues are spared his return. Especially since Severus Snape is by no means returning to his old stomping ground in the manner that was originally intended. His old acquaintance Lucius Malfoy, too, is in for a thoroughly rude awakening. As the unsuspecting master of a chronically bad-tempered new house-elf - who flatly refuses to toe the line - Lucius watches his peaceful, aristocratic existence dissolve into a living nightmare. And to top it all off, the universe's third attempt spits Severus Snape out right into the terrifying heart of the Muggle world. Let the cosmic chaos begin ...

Can you fall in love while you're still falling apart? Bridget Dawson survives on control. Haunted by childhood bullying and battling with minor OCD, but control is an illusion when all worlds collide together. Jasper carries the weight of his broken family, desperate to protect his sick sister. Clyde is a ghost, utterly consumed by the memory of his toxic ex-girlfriend. As a messy love triangle ignites, Bridget and her circle of friends are forced to face their deepest childhood scars. In a world where everyone is bleeding, loving someone is dangerous. We never understand the depth of love until we've counted all the ways we hurt.