Humourous Stories

Two boys going to school see a sight that turns into the most unexpected situations ever

It is a short story about a book seller and stealer......Hope you see the meanings in Robin's words. Cover credit- "google"

Believe in IMPOSSIBILITIES and your heart will start to beat louder than normal.

⚠️NOT MINE THESE ARE FROM TUMBLR⚠️ One shots of Strangerthings! Enjoy mostly fluff and angst

Alice McCormick is a 16 year old girl who is ridiculed and hated in her Arizona town of Break Thriven, where the people are near-murderous after a seriously traumatic event that happened in the streets of that very town. Soon, Alice begins to see things that people say are not there, she has awful nightmares that are all to real, and her heart stops, with no medical explanation why. Her father is an alcoholic, and her mother is morbidly depressed, Alice has no friends, and she is contemplating suicide. This all changes when Alice is put on Landerwon, an alternate, civil war-torn universe. There are no civilians anymore, just the Landerwon Special Forces, and The Resistance. Alice meets people in the latter she respects like brothers and sisters, and Alice prefers this place to home. But the very existence of Landerwon, and herself, are called into question, and the hallucinations become hard to distinguish from reality. Alice must find the truth, with help from Tibbar and Ecila, her team, and some very strange pills. That is, if she isn't killed first. Dedicated to Ryan Kwasnicky, Lewis Carrol, and the number 69. Thanks for reading, voting, fanning, all that stuff. More writing incoming. Enjoy.

You had me but you never wanted me, now you've lost me and all of a sudden you want me because you can't have me?

Okay, this book is completely random. It may include foul language, hatred for Alois Trancy, love for Grell Sutcliff, rants about how cucumbers are evil, and just, well, randomness. You have been warned. ENJOY

Hello, humans. I was apart of an invasion plan to take over your hell-hole of a planet. It did not go as my people had originally planned, and we were forced to retreat. I wrote down my experiences in what you people call a 'journal'. I have now left it in your care. I had it translated to your native language by my human companion (he means friend), and has told me he made notes throughout the journal. Enjoy this historical piece of literature.

The day was not going great for Anna anyway, and she encountered her old friend unexpectedly, whom she had been trying to forget for two years.

Rudransh after the whole day finally cornering alia said: "You look beautiful" Alia who was startled and has no way out of his grip nervously sees here and there to check no one saw them and says : "Rudransh" Rudransh in a teasing way says with a smirk: "What rudransh, huhh" Alia finally getting a idea smirks and pretends to see someone behind rudransh and she says : " Arey reyansh bhaiya--------- Before she can complete her sentence Rudransh smirk faded and he jerks back in an instant he turns with a nervous smile saying : "Rey vo main bas----- Tropes # Multi couple # teen romance # funny Couples # Both Never believed in love but fell hard #She fell first and he fell harder #He fell first and she fell harder # She slowly understands her feelings while he already Is in love with her

Have you, a mere, normal human ever imagined to live with a vampire, notwithstanding their whereabouts? Akane was a normal teenager who gets such a chance, fortunately or unfortunately, as after an unexpected turn of events, a vampire starts living with them. Interestingly, they knew from the start he was one.

This particular tale is the tale of Ma N*gga, a famous writer, painter, womanizer, possible dark magician, murderer and house-terrorizor (if that's a word), who was born into the fabled world of Sunset Valley for absolutely no reason at all other than someone's boredom. This writing chronicles the life of Ma N*gga, from his teenage years to his final days. Author's note: This contains some swearing, indecent mentions and various things that may be considered offensive. If you are such a person who is easily offended, do not sh*tpost on this and waste everyone's time including yours. It was all written in the spirit of humour. Cheers!

The inspiring story of a courageous widow

Be warned: These stories are junk. None of them are serious. Most are idiotic. I write these only when I'm bored. They aren't really great either. Enjoy...i guess?

*Umm...hi guys! Just wanna say this is my first book and don't expect anything that great. Plus English is my second language. So there might be many mistakes too ...plxxxxxxx don't mind😓* *************** "Bye Lily" he kissed me on the forehead and walked down the lane,leaving me alone in the dreading snow. "No NO!" I screamed,kneeling down. I couldn't stand. "No Archer...plxx..." I kept begging but he ignored me like I'm something stuck in his shoes . My heart felt as if being ripped physically. I couldn't walk any more. My feet felt numb and it was growing colder by the minute.trembling,I knew I had to move yet I couldn't. I kept sobbing. I just couldn't help it. Those Memories of us which always had made me smile was now making me cry. It kept flashing through my mind,making it impossible not to ... But I have to move on...i have to choose for my life...i struggled to get up choking back my tears which kept pouring and blocking my vision. I can't loose it......he must have a good reason for leaving me ...💔 =*=*=*=*=*=*=*=

From the corporate life desk job, to mop and bucket, and now a life of catheters, BP cuffs and again the occasional mop... Becoming Not Quite a Nurse, as some might call it, my crazy life continues on! Now joining me is Hon. Hon 'Her Own Nut!' As in crazy nut bar! Get your mind out of the gutter. Sheesh! This is the collection of quirky and enlightening stories form the PSW days. That's 'Personal Support Worker' in case you're not familiar. We are the ones that do everything the nurse's do except administer medications, wound care, and anything that actually penetrates the patient. Which seriously turns out to be a load of horse 'dodo' because we 'do do' all those thing. And then some! Need catheter care? How about DBS? Digital Bowl Stimulations are considered a really crappy job, but necessary for some patients. Tis my specialty! I am told I can bug the sh*t out of anybody, and that's a real complement in this industry!! Not Quite a Nurse? Sure what ever they say. But, I wouldn't trade my job for the world! More unbelievable situations as only the Cleaning Lady can seem to get in. Still, believe them, they are again ALMOST all true! --- FOLLOW MACJANNY ON FACEBOOK! Find a link to the full Collection of Stories and have fun with some contests and giveaways :) https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100010381951356 The FULL collection of The Cleaning Lady Chronicles has just been published :) Yay! available here on Amazon and to read free with KindleUnlimited http://www.amazon.ca/Cleaning-Lady-Chronicles-MacJanny-ebook/dp/B015HFTZZI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1442714419&sr=8-1&keywords=the+cleaning+lady+chronicles

the story of a goofy knight. A parody from the original, there will be no princesses and romance. let us discover a funny story of a witty knight, finding his success to his wealth.

Democracy for Local Chickens is a collection of linked short stories set in the fictional northeastern Ontario town of Ecclesiastes. The book is an homage to Stephen Leacock's Sunshine Sketches of a Little Town. The book starts with Leacock's opening sentence and takes off from there. The result? An update depicting the foibles of a modern day small town where rural and urban ideals often collide. I hope you enjoy. Please tell me what you think.

Gabriella only realizes true love exists when she falls for the new guy in school at first seight. follow her adventures as this shy girl tries to balance her life afterwrds. Love isn't always easy, but falling in love is pretty easy.