Humourous Stories

"Out of all the people, I'm stuck with you??" When Jisung decides to be stupid enough to get trapped in Minho's stupidly smart tech house for a month, bonds form, secrets unfold, and mysteries solve. Enemies to lovers trope Slowburn MinSung FF Highschool AU

4 teenagers sit in a classroom, each one of them in detention. They stare at the clock, waiting for their torture session to be over. Everyone always has a reason for going to detention, so what's their story?

Have you, a mere, normal human ever imagined to live with a vampire, notwithstanding their whereabouts? Akane was a normal teenager who gets such a chance, fortunately or unfortunately, as after an unexpected turn of events, a vampire starts living with them. Interestingly, they knew from the start he was one.

Believe in IMPOSSIBILITIES and your heart will start to beat louder than normal.

A collection of short stories. Rants, interesting facts, made up stories from the dark recesses of my brain and those who have dared to throw some of their own ideas at me from a suitable 2 meter distance. This is now completed since it has 25 stories. Status: completed. *some profanity and violence, but nothing really graphic. Just stuff like "I beat him over the head with a shovel".

A young girl, by the name of Tina goes to a diner for her 38th birthday and finds an onion ring that she didn't order. Instead of reasonably filing a complaint, being that she's deadly allergic to onions. She instead falls so entranced with the deep friend ring of onion and keeps it with her, what will happen to this duo. Keep reading and find out

Ludwig Beilschmidt is just getting home from his time as a general in WWII. He's convinced he can prepare himself for anything. But, he's lost at preparation skills when Carleigh, a fifteen year old wait, appears at his doorstep, begging for a place to stay on a cold, winter night. Soon after he reluctantly agrees, Ludwig finds himself growing close to the girl a developing the father daughter bond he never got a chance to have. But, too soon after this relationship progresses, disaster strikes, including Ludwig losing his home, and much more.

JESSICA was supposed to get run over that day but never did, you know why?Because a miracle happened. She was supposed to walk in front of that train and die, but never did. RYLE KENNETH'S, father abuses him all the time, but when he falls upon one Jessica, everything changes. That day when he stepped into the classroom, she saw right through him. She saw his wounds and cuts. He fell for her. She tried to kill herself. CODY KERT: Most popular guy in school is crushing on Jessica. She's oblivious. He acknowledges that she's there, yet she never seems to notice. Because she's too focused on Ryle. FARCY MAAS, Cody's girlfriend, never seems to notice Jessica or Ryle until she tries to kill herself. And Ryle loves Jessica, and maybe she falls for Ryle instead of Cody. HECTOR BRADY: too cool for school kind of guy. Likes no one. Notices no one until one day he meets a girl. She doesn't like him back, he gets upset and. ( not a typo just a cliffhanger)

For Dusty, life's a breeze. She has amazing friends; no shortage of confidence and guys falling head first at her feet. Her boyfriend Daniel is super hot, the elite, and he loves Dee more than anything in the entire world. But behind closed doors, life isn't quite that simple. Shocking events change people: some for the better, some for the very worst.

Two boys going to school see a sight that turns into the most unexpected situations ever

Jake was Cheryl's best friend. They were super close during high school but drifted apart after Cheryl's 18th birthday bash. She is 21 now and is attending his funeral . Turns out he left a will and that is what he was killed for. She is determined to find that will and find out who his killer is but when you are in Jake Welling's house you have many other things to worry about. Like, how to dodge his uncle who keeps hitting on you, his mother who doesn't like her dress, his sister who prefers wearing a bikini than an all black gown, his brother who believes Jake is going to rise from the dead and is busy taking drugs, his grandpa's photo which is all over the house, his basement which is a place for mourners to get drunk and his room which is spic and span. Jake never kept his room spic and span. Something is wrong. The coffin is left closed and Cheryl thought she saw Jake walk past his brother who was crying and laughing at the same time. Now Cheryl wonders if he is really dead or not?

*WELCOME TO THE ONE AND ONLY HUMOR BOOK* here, you'll find some humorous or funny things that are inside this little book. hopefully, it'll keep all of you guys entertained and maybe you'll end of with a great laugh, there are relatable memes, jokes and much more!! P.S THERE ARE CURSE WORDS INSIDE!! thank you and enjoy~

Short humorous story about how roids can cause rage. Hal never took his wife seriously till karma decided to help her out.

A popular guy's life is turned upside down by someone he least expected. --------------- How can you explain this situation of mine? All I could think about is her. My mind is filled with her face. Everything around me seems to resemble her. I just can’t get her off my mind. It’s always her, her, her. I just can’t seem to get enough. Every time I see her, my mind would go blank. I sweat. I feel nervous as my heart beat wild. Lub dub. Lub dub. Lub dub. Lub dub. Lub dub. Feelings within me erupt. I can’t control it nor can I detect when it goes berserk. Just one of her smiles, makes me weak on my knees. Her simple ‘thank you’ or ‘hi’ makes my heart flutter. I feel as if I could die. I can’t believe it, I’m blushing! At night, I can’t sleep at all. I don’t know. I’m going crazy!! Is this some kind of an incurable disease? No? Then, just what is this? Tell me! (*.*) [Sighs] That’s simple. Love Strikes, Dude. Huh? -------------------------------00000 When love strikes, it spares no one. (*.*)

not really a guide to getting girls or anything, this will hopefully just help you understand us more. this is also a place where i will rant about my thoughts on some things to do with us girls. if you want any advice or help with anything please feel free to message me about anything :) i am up there guiding all you stars

River High; one of the most famous schools in California. Like any other school, it has it's own share of joys, gossips, cat fights and the most important- melodramatic two faced bitches. This story revolves around the lives of two besties from River High. But what happens when the new girls arrive? Meet Ashley, Alyssa,Eve and Veronica.The new members in the gang of two. But one of the new girls shatters their friendship. Their lives change and then nothing is as it seems. All in the same group. All under suspicion. Whom to trust and whom not to? Now it's upto the gang of girls to find out who the REAL traitor is. Who is 'SHE'? Join their journey and solve their mystery.

Those are the only words I can say. Because I've got such strong feelings, Hidden beneath such a strong surface That no one's allowed to guess I'm imperfect. But that's not only myself But my works, Every poem, story and lark. I'm far from perfect. And I'm far from proud to admit it. Benign emotions. Indignant words. Poems written with devotion. Some, too absurd, And might cause you To book an appointment For a hospital ward. • • • • • • Cover credits go to @meha-k

Our fun loving wildcard takes to the streets of Gotham to beat up some bad guy ass

⚠️I do not own any of these characters⚠️ Steve is running low on money so he decides to become a babysitter.