Humptydumpty Stories

This is a roleplay of Puss In Boots 2011. I don't own the movie.

Humpty Dumpty and the wall have a child!!!! And they named it Cameron joe ass!!! 😶‍🌫️😱😱😱😨😨😨😨😳😳😳😳 AND he falls in love 😆😍😍😄🥰😍😁😄😘😘

I believe the title is self explanatory. :)

|EN| Quotes from the book Alice in Wonderland-Lewis Carroll, the movie Alice in Wonderland- Tim Burton and the movie Alice through the looking glass. |NL| Uitspraken uit het boek Alice in Wonderland-Lewis Carroll, de film Alice in Wonderland-Tim Burton en de film Alice through the looking glass. Highest ranking: #10 in theredqueen 04-11-2018 #250 in Wonderland 20-05-2018

In the story Humpty Dumpty they never said he was an egg. So I made my own story. (This is something me and my friends did at school and I decided to put it on here.)

Humpty Alexander Dumpty x Shrek😍 🥚x🦖 Satire THE CHARACTERS ARE NOT MINE!! I feel like I need to address that.

This MEDLEY consists of a TEMPOEM, a LIMERICK, a SENRYU, an ACROSTIC and a CINQUAIN. Because of my love for rhyme I decided to compile this collection of different forms on the same theme. I hope you will enjoy these original, unusual poems.

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall; All the king's horses and all the king's men Couldn't put Humpty together again." You know the rhyme, You know what is it about. Why it is about an egg that fell off a wall and couldn't be put back together again. How about I retell the rhyme and into a story about a boy named Halbert. How he has so many secrets that he had to built a wall so high and sat on it. Longing to be with the others but chose to be alone. For if a small slip can cause a destruction. This is a story about Halbert. (Author Note) I DO NOT OWN the rhyme BUT the story idea. I was inspired by it and decided that I'll put a deeper meaning into it and share it. Peace.

This is the sequel to Humpty Dumpty x wall smut (BTW THIS IS A TRUE STORY IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED IM NOT KIDDING)

“I’m already shattered, my pieces scattered. You can’t put me back together again.”

A short story in the form a diary/ guide book. Its supposed to be humourous but in all belief is in need of some major help,ideas,guidance,and opinions I really like the idea of it and I dont give up on the story but it is what is i would add more chapters/parts but not even done with the beginning

A collection of children's nursery rhymes incorporated into a story with a dark twist. Includes: Ring Around the Rosie, Jack and Jill, Three Blind Mice, and more to come. Requests are welcome!

You know the story of Humpty Dumpty right? Well it was never stated that Humpty was necessarily an egg. Here's what really happened.

Kate Smith, is a Taler in her school now. No one can know about this even her boyfriend and best friend. Well, it's not like she's the only one keeping secrets... One day, she received a message from a guy who needs counselling for his dreams. What do his dreams mean? Does it have something to do with her? And how about her relationship with her boyfriend and best friend? How will it end up? Will they three finally tell the truth to each other? Or will they just continue hiding it in? Well, read this book to find out.

egg sex

Elmo and Humpty Dumpty, Huggy wuggy and Killy willy go on a double date💕 Find out what will happen next!✨✨ Written with: @amogus_sussybakauwu

HUAC couldn't put him back together again.

Eggah Eggshraf might be a normal egg to you. But as Eggfull as an Eggless cake can be, Eggah's life is that normal. Welcome to Eggleston where the sun is as round as a bullseye egg and the clouds are as scrambled as a scrambled egg. Eggleston is ruled by Queen Egg-zilla who claims to be as monstrous as her great-grandma (or grandpa. Egg-zilla says she wasn't born at the time), Godzilla was. In this little land of eggs, in a little village of eggs, in a little colony of eggs, in a little house made of eggshells, in a little family of eggs, was Eggah. Eggah Eggshraf.