Humptydumpty Stories

One fateful day Humpty Dumpty with his ginormous briefcase is on his way to work. Being an accountant pays him NO money, of course. He passes the Big Red Canine college...

This might have similar characteristics to southpark characters but you can't blame me(You can but please don't) This has main characters named: Stubb, Terry Dumpton, Sa...

(Puss in boots 1) You, puss, humpty and kitty, all go to the castle of the giant, and steal the golden duckling, but humpty betrays you. (Puss in boots 2) Over the next...

Elmo and Humpty Dumpty, Huggy wuggy and Killy willy go on a double date💕 Find out what will happen next!✨✨ Written with: @amogus_sussybakauwu

Shrek meets the future love of his love, humpty dumpty with all the fairytale characters at his swamp. They fall inlove at first sight, and there's a whole bunch of dram...

Humpty Dumpty and the wall have a child!!!! And they named it Cameron joe ass!!! 😶‍🌫️😱😱😱😨😨😨😨😳😳😳😳 AND he falls in love 😆😍😍😄🥰😍😁😄😘😘

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Humpty Dumpty. Known as the weird and betrayal egg from the movie puss in boots. Most people don't think much of the egg but there is a side of it that you don't know, a...

UwU🥺😼💀

A lovely story about david saville and ian hawke their love blossoms over their sexual lust for one another ian can't help but hurt dave and dave cant help but love ian...

𝗔 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗯𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝗯𝗲𝘁𝘄𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗛𝘂𝗺𝗽𝘁𝘆 𝗗𝘂𝗺𝗽𝘁𝘆 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗠𝘂𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗻 𝗠𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗮 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝘄𝗶𝘀𝘁 𝗵𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝘄...

Humpty Alexander Dumpty x Shrek😍 🥚x🦖 Satire THE CHARACTERS ARE NOT MINE!! I feel like I need to address that.

I believe the title is self explanatory. :)

This is a touching story about two young girls who go through an extremely hard time and each has to find a way to cope with their pain. (This is my first draft and has...

Grinch X Humpty Dumpty is a very long story. You know what else is long?😏😜

shrek is the local stripper and humpty dumpty is the feared mafia boss... read to see what happens when they meet eye to eye; will they create Chaos or will they just m...

True love

A very short story that twists the tale of Humpty Dumpty and Jack Skellington's adventure in Tim Burton's Nightmare Before Christmas. This is a simple, easy to read stor...

This is the sequel to Humpty Dumpty x wall smut (BTW THIS IS A TRUE STORY IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED IM NOT KIDDING)

Yes, this will ruin your childhood. :] Mary had a little Lamb, Ring around the Rosey, and Humpty Dumpty are the ones I find most out of context. Dont judge be but I kind...