Hysterical Stories

What if Cedric Diggory hadn't been killed in the graveyard? What if he had been forced to watch Harry Potter go into hysterics, until he finally managed to free himself? What if he saved Harry and himself? What if he hadn't been killed in that graveyard? WARNING: may get a little violent, depending on my writing abilities. DISCLAIMER: I do NOT own Harry Potter or any of it's spells! All rights go to J.K. Rowling! I only tweaked parts of the forth movie/book for this story. I also do not own the cover image!

These are my dark, twisted and violent poems. They're a combination of both my long and short piece's of poetry. Please do enjoy if you read them! Thank you!

A single phone call changes the life of an ordinary girl...

Kurosaki Shirayuki is the princess of the Snow Kingdom. She is kind and quiet person. when she was 12 Snow Kingdom had destroyed by Red Kingdom. She was the on and only person had escape. On that day she met a boy named Ao. (prince of the blue Kingdom. ) He was with his Uncle Kei. Uncle Kei adopted Shirayuki as his daughter.

A funny joke of story book like and rate it is a first I'm a noob so don't judge LOL

i genuinely don't know im just bored

How do you tell the difference between adventurous and life-threatening if you are impervious to fear? You could ask Edana Keelia Greenwood, a 17 year old girl that most would refer to as ‘delinquent’, but considering the mess she got herself into, she obviously doesn’t even know herself. Her dad left when she was a child and Edana supports her mother, by way of numerous criminal activities, and she always has to keep her friends at arm’s length. They suspect Edana has a big secret, but no-one knows what it is. Enter Darren Silex, a man with secrets of his own. In a moment of rash intrigue, Edana reveals her secret. Her worst mistake ever, and unfortunately, only her first. Darren becomes paranoid: fearful that her secret will consequently reveal his. Plans of kidnap are born from his paranoia, but Edana is not the easiest girl to get to. Thankfully, for Darren at least, his stooge catches her at exactly the right moment. She’s bored, got nothing to do, all her friends are busy… Hey, why not allow yourself to be kidnapped? That was her second mistake. Thankfully, her kidnappers are completely unprepared for the whirlwind that is Edana. They reach a stalemate. Their secret must be protected, but they just don’t have the heart to hurt her, especially since most have somehow come to care for the crazy girl. They don’t know what to do with her, so they take her to the one man who does, Gabriel Potens. There, she discovers a prophecy - a prophecy that Gabriel is convinced is about her. He makes her an offer she can’t refuse, but accepting the offer was her third and final mistake. Gabriel begins to lead her down a path she'd rather avoid. Forcing her into a world she never knew existed and she isn't sure she'll escape alive. Good thing she's impervious to fear.

This Is a compilation of the worlds most HYSTERICAL roasts. I freaking cry every time I read them! (>^ω^<) Feel free to use any of these roasts on people ^^ Please be sure to like, comment, vote, and share!

A certain silence seems like a good place to listen to music.

What if Cedric Diggory hadn't been killed in the graveyard? What if he had been forced to watch Harry Potter go into hysterics until he finally managed to free himself? What if he hadn't been killed in that graveyard... ORIGINALLY WRITTEN BY ME ON MY OTHER ACCOUNTS @dying_grave / @-spookideath!!!!!! I AM STILL THE SAME PERSON, BUT SO WATTPAD DOESN'T GET PISSED WE'LL SAY I ADOPTED IT FROM MYSELF TWICE. 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚: violence, depending on my writing abilities. 𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗖𝗟𝗔𝗜𝗠𝗘𝗥: I do NOT own Harry Potter, any of its characters, nor spells!!!! I only added in a few characters and tweaked to storyline!!!! 𝗜𝗠𝗣𝗢𝗥𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗧 𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗢𝗨𝗡𝗖𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗡𝗧 𝗜𝗡 𝗙𝗜𝗥𝗦𝗧 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗧

It's not always that we go through troubles but it's also not everyday that we celebrate...

Just another collection of crazy jokes and random things that will surely gonna make you giggle!

Ollie Lewis , an official good person , finds himself running away from the police for his crimes . Many bad things are going to happen . ---------- Queer people on the run. That's all I have to say.

I'm going to make other books about other Yo Mama Jokes