Historias de Hysterical

Meet Clair, an inverted girl that wishes nothing but to be in touch with the distant moon and the swishing waves that caress the sand below her feet. However, her life seems to change as she meets an extroverted boy named Tom, who seems curious enough to break her boundaries and expose Clair to things that she'd never seen or done before!

This is a full on, action packed, well, OOMPH of amusing jokes and hysterical one liners. It will have jokes quoted from famous people, Viners, and plenty more! I will add in SOME riddles if you like, but other than that, ENGAGE FUNNY MODE, PEOPLE! WE ARE GOING ON A TRIP TO THE FUNNY BONE!!!!!!! P.s., These all are not original jokes. Some come from people, the Internet, and other sources.

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What happens when Bokugo and Kirishima must spend the night alone?Will they overcome unknown events and admit their feelings?

all hysterical no death threats

A funny joke of story book like and rate it is a first I'm a noob so don't judge LOL

I'm (Y/N), grand-daughter of Aphrodite and Ares, and daughter of Phobos and Deimos. I'm soon to be the queen of the red planet, we all know it's Mars but It's called 'red' because of all the blood shed. We have been under attack by the great and ruthless Jupiter so they married me off to the prince of Jupiter to form peace, ignoring the fact that I already love the prince of Saturn, that only caused more damage and blood shed. (The pictures that I use aren't mine, the model is Nastya Zhidkova)

In which two (awfully) bizarre and (fairly) insane people, chase after an (incredibly) lovesick pair. Short Story #336

Just know this story is going to blow your mind with what? A banana peel? What can a banana peel really do? Guess you'll have to find out for yourself!

What if Cedric Diggory hadn't been killed in the graveyard? What if he had been forced to watch Harry Potter go into hysterics until he finally managed to free himself? What if he hadn't been killed in that graveyard... ORIGINALLY WRITTEN BY ME ON MY OTHER ACCOUNTS @dying_grave / @-spookideath!!!!!! I AM STILL THE SAME PERSON, BUT SO WATTPAD DOESN'T GET PISSED WE'LL SAY I ADOPTED IT FROM MYSELF TWICE. 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚: violence, depending on my writing abilities. 𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗖𝗟𝗔𝗜𝗠𝗘𝗥: I do NOT own Harry Potter, any of its characters, nor spells!!!! I only added in a few characters and tweaked to storyline!!!! 𝗜𝗠𝗣𝗢𝗥𝗧𝗔𝗡𝗧 𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗢𝗨𝗡𝗖𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗡𝗧 𝗜𝗡 𝗙𝗜𝗥𝗦𝗧 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗧

Some stuff to do if your bored!! :D

I'm bringing it back.

𝔻𝕠𝕨𝕟 𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕕𝕦𝕞𝕡𝕤? 𝔻𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕟𝕖𝕖𝕕 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕠 𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕣 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕦𝕡? Well, welcome to the joke book! WARNING: Not all jokes belong to me. They may be repeated throughout the book. It may also contain random memes and vine videos... Read at your own risk of getting bored! Please of course read, vote and comment! #Was 500 in humour Cover by @unscrewing Official Instagram account - www.instagram.com/_rai__maru