Hysterical Stories

This Is a compilation of the worlds most HYSTERICAL roasts. I freaking cry every time I read them! (>^ω^<) Feel free to use any of these roasts on people ^^ Please be sure to like, comment, vote, and share!

Here are a bunch of pick-up lines that i have PICKED up over the years. Get it? Picked up? Wow.. Im sorry, that was terrible.. Well, at least you know what your getting into now. ((I'd like to sincerely apologize in advance for what you're about to read)) Also, I'd just like to clarify that this "book" is just for fun, and that it's not to be taken seriously. BY: Neutral_Spirit

𝔻𝕠𝕨𝕟 𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕕𝕦𝕞𝕡𝕤? 𝔻𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕟𝕖𝕖𝕕 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕠 𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕣 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕦𝕡? Well, welcome to the joke book! WARNING: Not all jokes belong to me. They may be repeated throughout the book. It may also contain random memes and vine videos... Read at your own risk of getting bored! Please of course read, vote and comment! #Was 500 in humour Cover by @unscrewing Official Instagram account - www.instagram.com/_rai__maru

Ollie Lewis , an official good person , finds himself running away from the police for his crimes . Many bad things are going to happen . ---------- Queer people on the run. That's all I have to say.

A couple, who are on the brink of break-up, all invite their friends and a "good" friend in an SUV, driving away from hordes of zombies that came from hell. Did I say came from hell or are the mother and the sister that came along unexpectedly trying to figure out what happen??? Didn't see that coming?!?!

A bunch of fairy tales get teleported to a world called the B world. Every one from each fairy tale has to work together to get back to there dimensions. But instead of working together most of the time they argue.

Basically a joke book filled with laffy taffy jokes (((I do not own laffy taffy))) Warning.... contains extreme amounts. Of cheesy puns

Sometimes you can't even trust the person who stares back at you in the mirror.

Heather always had Violet by her side , but when Violet falls in love with Miles , aka Heather's one and only crush , Heather takes on a new character to get what she wants . That includes , becoming popular , ruining Violets reputation and friendships , as well as getting Miles back to being her one and only best guy friend . Would you go this far for your man ? Well , Heather will , and she does very cruelly .

Its more than a love, its hate. Its more than dirty secrets, it pretty lies. Its more than live life, its a life or death situation. Its more then dat pot, its dat dope doe. Its more than a regular king... Its drama's queen.

Meet Clair, an inverted girl that wishes nothing but to be in touch with the distant moon and the swishing waves that caress the sand below her feet. However, her life seems to change as she meets an extroverted boy named Tom, who seems curious enough to break her boundaries and expose Clair to things that she'd never seen or done before!

A funny joke of story book like and rate it is a first I'm a noob so don't judge LOL

AUTHORS NOTE: This was written when I was 14, its not my best work and can definitely use some editing, which I dont see happening in the near future, if you ask me any questions I probably can't answer as its been 6 years since I wrote it, sorry guys! Jody and Haddiean were the perfect couple, best of friends, hardly ever fighting. But how will a year apart affect their relationship, and how will Haddiean react when he finds out Jody had a baby, his baby? As they struggle to come to terms with their new relationship, a stalker doesn't make things any easier. **Perviously called My baby's Daddy came back and Doesn't know about his baby, Shit am I in trouble!** Under Edit!!!

Do you ever just want to literally laugh out loud for no reason at all? Or maybe, you just want to enjoy a good joke! Well, say no more, because my book, "Randomness", is just what you need! Read these awesome chapters and feel the laughter emerge! Filled with funny jokes, hilarious experiences and even riddles, this book will make you laugh your freaking butt off! Hopefully... Heeheehee.