Истории Iamsosorry

How does it feel to have ✨The Meat Fairy✨ give you her meat?

Some cheesy pick up lines for yall. Will most definitely get you rejected, but worth a try, right? These are the kind of pick up lines you practice on yourself in the mirror and shut yourself down. Enjoy this cringe!

Spongebob Squarepants and Squidward Tentacles get sent on a secret mission to the Chum Bucket to foil the plans of Plankton. While in an attempt to stop Plankton from stealing the Krabby Patty formula, SpongeBob figures out a different secret formula, the one to Squidward's heart. DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN NOR HAVE THE RIGHTS TO THESE CHARACTERS OR SETTINGS, THEY ALL BELONG TO NICKELODEON, PLEASE DON'T SUE ME LMAO PS: I would also like to brag about the fact that all of the chapter names are Spongebob episode titles

Why did I do this. Enjoy :)

This is a story and a apology because I have up set one of my oldest friends enough for her to fall out with me and I want to make a story out of our friend ship

im sorry, Shakespeare

burger king had always hated mcdonalds. i mean, who wouldn't? mcdonald's had always stolen customers and popularity (despite their food being absolute dogshit) however, when burger king and mcdonalds actually meet, they find out that they're actually not so bad. will a relationship start between the two? or will they forever stay enemies? read to find out 😏

"As long as I am here, no one else will be able to hurt you again. You make me feel..whole"

kat i am so sorry

um yeah <3 literally just putting an rp my friend had under that one conservative mom on instagram's post into text (it's more detailed n shit but da basis is the rp) his insta + twitter are @/1m4r04r u shld give him a liddol follow heehee

sorry...... it's for school

What happens when you put the TTS song lyrics through Google Translate? This, this absolute beautiful mess happens. (None of the songs are mine and I got this idea from a YouTube channel.)

These are a compilation of discontinued ideas and -perhaps- oneshots~

You are an incarnation of a retired look alike of Obama and ur ex soon to be wife goth tittie gf is on the balcony with you and both of u are smoking.... and this is ur conversation

Basically I'm gonna make fanfics from your responses if you want me to just tell me what you want who you want and if you want it to be fluff or a lemon/smut story!! Don't worry I don't judge people this is a judge-free profile. so please I want to make everyone happy. Hell I'll even research the thing you want so I can make it better or you I just want you to be happy it is also for random a/n's so yee

SLAYING

. . . . . . .DONT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY