Iasip Stories

cold open of s15, e10

❛ dick cheney, like . . . the stripper? ❜ ❛ no, that's dick chain-y, i'm talking about the vice president. ❜ ❛ the vice president is a stripper!?!?! ❜ CAVALRYLADS ©️ 2026. fem! oc 𝒙 dennis reynolds. all rights reserved. written in english. ── follows main canon / season 1 ── 17+ ( not edited. )

❝...each the other's world entire.❞ ─ Cormac McCarthy In which Charlie gets blinded by his endless anger and Mac is there for him.

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❝𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐡𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐲, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐍𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐲 𝐁𝐨𝐲.❞ 𝐈𝐧 𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 Mac should do more praying, Dennis should go to anger management and Charlie should face his problems head on.

Everything's wrong now... [Horror fic. It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia crossover with Criminal Minds]

short oneshot based off the title prompt. dee struggles after being released from hospital, and stubbornly refuses charlie's help.

Since Dennis left to father his kid, Mac has felt alone, missing his friend more than anything else. He'd been spending the night in Dennis' room to try and counter his sadness, but he never anticipated that Dennis would end his trip prematurely.

Charlie x mac fluff because I am going crazy

disclaimer: if you haven't already read my story "danny devito smut🤤" then please do so before reading this or you will be very confused. this is the continuation of my previous story and it picks up one year later. some people were concerned with the lack of actual smut in part one of "danny devito smut🤤" so i decided to make a part two with a bit more sexie timeee

You meet a mystery man one day, Danny DeVito, will he be your true love?

❝𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐬?❞ ❝𝐎𝐡, 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥,❞ 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐧 𝐠𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐬. 𝐈𝐧 𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 Hermann sends Newt to another dimension in a desperate last attempt to rid him of the Precursors. Perhaps it doesn't all go exactly to plan.

In which Mac and Charlie talk by the lake.

in which mac surprises charlie one day after work with a trip to the animal shelter. (ft. trans AND autistic charlie kelly, though the trans aspect isn't touched, just know he is) [cover art/image in the chapter by my bf, redcrowz!]

i can't defend myself

Charlie and Mac, two very straight, very heterosexual men, which means when they kiss, their straightness doubles and combines into ultimate heterosexuality. That's how it works, right? Or at least that's what they think. ~ An 'It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia' fan fiction that is maybe possibly slightly crack-ish

The Deer Reynolds and Waitress oneshot collection

macdennis drabble based off the above prompt.