Idiocy Stories

Did you ever want to know my favorite things? How about look into my thoughts? Maybe you've wanted to read the little things I write in the middle of class when I'm bored? Okay yeah don't lie you've never wanted to do any of those things but here you are now and you're too curious to look back. It's okay. IF HAVE EVEN WANTED TO DO ANY OF THINGS, YOU HAVE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! This story contains horribly funny things my teachers have said and really bad puns that I use in the worst of situations. Insane little stories about nothing in particular, rants about stupid little things, and my personal recipes. And lots of insanity, don't forget the insanity. Enjoy it if you can.

The Hrothgarians are a peculiar lot of people who have the most unusual misadventures. Whether it's a trial concerning evil Macedonians, an unexpected trip into a vast void, or a terrifying journey into the depths of a sinister dryer, the Hrothgarians are there, and almost always by accident. Do you have the strength to join them in their adventitious quests? Welcome aboard. Hop on into the wheelbarrow and let's begin.

Amanda Griffiths has been the goody-two-shoes all her life. She was leading a happy, content life. Her part-time job at the bar supported her tuition fees. That's when the much-needed adventure entered her life in the form of Kian Parker, the college's most sought-after senior.

Eyyyyy it's me Kyri Oshinamatta! Here's my emo ass story, so uhm yeah. I haven't had a peaceful life since I was 8, I'm never gonna get one either... so here we go!

Stupid but true life hacks that will rock your life! - Not really -

Today we're going to review the Backyardigans special "International Super Spy" and look at the characters' stupidity! Now, just so I don't start a riot, I am NOT criticizing the characters OR this special, I liked the special AND I like the characters, so if you already hate this thing that I'm going to do, feel free to leave, but remember: DON'T judge a book by its cover. ;)

Hideyoshi has always loved Yoshii, but Yoshii doesn't know that, and thats just fine with Hideyoshi. Sure, he wants to be with Yoshii, but he's straight and might think he's weird, but, maybe, just maybe... he can win over Yoshii's feelings with out even trying.

**pilot** Kaylin grandmother has passed away leaving Kaylin with a lot of money in her hands. What happens when she discovers it's all gone within the first 24 hours. (Possible new parts if first does well)

Like a fever dream, this surreal story takes place as we enter the state of a living chair, an unseen witness to 'the world you're about to perish' Struggling with the mysterious absurdity of his existence. This nameless chair has no memory and wonders about its origins and special thinking abilities. Trapped in a mysterious reality, he asks deep questions about identity and purpose as he grapples with the nature of his being, a chair in a contemplative existence. This may be short but somehow feels as if were in our own head, perhaps in a dream. A not so good dream. **This is just a short story focusing on specifically one problem**

I have done many things to become who I am today, some of which are terrible. These are those things.

Toma. Who knew behind his usual cheery self, he was suffering so much. The loneliness he feels. The overwhelming desperation he feels when Ari almost dies in various ways. He cant help but think of the ways she could die. The jealousy of the other boys. He cant forget about her. He still loves her. He cant live without her. But the more she encounters near death experiences and the jealousy takes over. A new mind of Toma appears. Overprotective, desperate and just plain scary. This cute childhood friendship turned into a deep, twisted love. What will happen, and which side will win? How will Ari react. He loves her dearly, and will do ANYTHING to protect her. Even if it makes her and Shin hate him in the process. Even if those moments from the past will never happen again. Will he leave her? Will she leave him? Will he lose it? Or will they stay together? Who knows. All we know is to find out...

Ok, why did a human get into this world? IN HUMAN FORM?

тwo ғrιendѕ, нad and gladyѕ, were ғollowιng тнeιr claѕѕ тo receѕѕ. нalғway down тнe ѕтaιrѕ, тнey decιded тo eѕcape тнe rowѕ and rυn тo тнe canтeen... (why are people actually reading this..?)

A Poem about humans construction of time.

Aliens arrive on Earth and make an unexpected demand, leaving humanity scrambling.

Look at the picture. That's all I have to say.

read title that's what this book is about