Idiocy Stories

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"your beauty marks," I whisper and he raises his eyebrows slightly, "they look like constellations." ----- Living with a streamer, y/n is exposed to...

𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘶𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺'𝘳𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘣𝘪𝘳𝘥𝘴. ❀ 𝓇𝑒𝓆𝓊𝑒𝓈𝓉𝓈: 𝑜𝓅𝑒𝓃 ❀ 𝘪 𝘥𝘰 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘴𝘮𝘶𝘵, 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘯�...

Just au sanses screwing around Ships: Crossmare Kreme Dustberry Errink Afterdeath Bloodlust Probably some others but idk I will probably upload once a week at least...

Wholesome fluff with the bad sans poly. Where Killer is an idiot, as usual. Dust is done with everyone. Horror will probably grab some popcorn as he is hungry all the ti...

Akira still hates yoshiko...ahh that idiot always makes me irritate.... why she bothers me??🙄 yoshiko wanted to be loved... but suddenly she hides from all... one day...

HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?! No, because we don't have pokemon yet. If we did, then yes. It would have gone too far. Hey, what's up, fuck sluts. Talking about SCP right no...

After finding an abandoned animatronic and using as a base for his new Predacon, he learns some things about the creator of the animatronic, and the kid inside it.

Y/n is your average teenage girl with a twist... She's mildly idiotic and somehow failed pre-k, but we don't discuss that... At least not in front of her that is. Y/n an...

I heard a strangled cry and a thwump, the smell of male body odor invading my consciousness as something massive and damp rammed right into me, and everything went black.

In which everyone wants to make out in the same closet.

Solus has left a descendant on Earth behind. But, here's the thing. She's human. Meet Ace and travel along with the Transformers Prime crew on this maybe moderately okay...

Hideyoshi has always loved Yoshii, but Yoshii doesn't know that, and thats just fine with Hideyoshi. Sure, he wants to be with Yoshii, but he's straight and might think...

"Um, but isn't that illegal?" She asked, with uttermost seriousness. I choked back a laugh as I turned and headed for the door. "Illegal my ass... this bi...

Join Rae on a journey as she reveals some really stupid things she's said. Cover by SacrificingApples Thx SacrificingApples, im too lazy to do a cover myself. You'r...

Life with a mistrustful overprotective mom friend and a violent obsessive psychopath. Basically my life.

What if you unexpectedly discover a fact that you never knew, like you were exchanged with five packets of rice when you were an infant? And your brothers weren't kiddin...