Idiot Stories

​"A single smile cost me my heart,a second smile gave me back my own. He once told me I was beautiful when my laugh was real-not forced, not tensed, just a pure, belly-aching joy. ​But then the tide turned. Now, he says my voice irks him and my crooked teeth annoy him. He calls me a vampire, claiming my pale skin and unaligned smile do nothing but drain the joy from the room. It's funny-he thinks I'm the one sucking the life out of him, when he's the one who took the bite out of me.". 🖇️📍All copyright reserves to @Adhuni 2026

••••••••••wlcm to the another chaotic story of mine•••••••••• _________________________________________ ❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️ ✨The first time Anaya Sharma and Arjun Singh crossed paths in college, peace died instantly. "Side ho jao," Arjun said, swaggering down the corridor. Anaya didn't even blink. "Tum ho jao. Tumhari ego bahut jagah le leti hai." He stopped. She walked past. Sparks. Irritation. Maybe attraction. But mostly irritation. Later in the library, they grabbed the same book. "Chhodo," Anaya said. "Tum chhodo," Arjun replied. They glared. The book suffered. Their hearts... maybe fluttered a little - but they would rather die than admit it. And that was the moment everyone understood: These two were destined to fight. And eventually... to fall. But not without chaos.✨ 💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫 #enemies to lovers #indian aesthetic #lots of love #chaotic fun #romantic #soft romance 💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫 Let's see what future our both buddies have......... 💚

╔═════ °• ♔ •° ═════╗ '𝑳𝒊𝒇𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒔 𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒚 𝒇𝒂𝒔𝒕, 𝒊𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒑 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌 𝒂𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅 𝒐𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝒂𝒘𝒉𝒊𝒍𝒆, 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒔 𝒊𝒕.' ╚═════ °• ♔ •° ═════╝ 🄲🄾🄼🄿🄻🄴🅃🄴🄳 𝘠/n Y/l/n falls even harder for her long-time best friend, Ferris Bueller, whilst on a day out with her other two closest friends. Follows the plot of the movie with some improv! {𝐅𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐁𝐮𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫 𝐱 𝐅𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐞!𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫} 𝙸 𝚍𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝙵𝚎𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚜 𝙱𝚞𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚛'𝚜 𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚘𝚛 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜. 𝙰𝚕𝚕 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝙹𝚘𝚑𝚗 𝙷𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚎𝚜 𝚎𝚡𝚌𝚎𝚙𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚍𝚒𝚊𝚕𝚘𝚐𝚞𝚎 a𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚈/𝚗'𝚜 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚋𝚎 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚐𝚒𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚣𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚠𝚊𝚢! (𝚒.𝚎. 𝙸𝚗𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚘𝚛 𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚙𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚗 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚒𝚖𝚖𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚢!) 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚔𝚜 𝚡𝚡

Adam is a billionaire, but he is also secretly a billionaire. Did I mention he's a billionaire? Also he's hiding a dark secret. And then there's Kiera Renesmee Jermagesty McKenna Ricardo Rosa de la Montoya Ramirez, a broke waitress who struggles to feed her cheese stick addiction. What happens when their paths cross? How does one make a sandwich with no bread? Is it sexier to cry in Italian or in Turkish? Was there a table in The Lion King? Did they name the fruit orange after the color orange or did they name the color orange after the fruit orange? Read on to possibly find out. Warning: Reading this book may cause a loss of brain cells. Writing this absolute shitfest of a book caused me to drop at least 50 IQ points. Consider yourselves warned. Cover is by @panickedsociety (Highest ranks: #1 in Parody, #1 in satire, #9 in Humor)

. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ in which, a troubled boy and girl-to put it lightly, fall in love with one another during their schooling years, the feelings only ripening furthermore along them all. however, though the two were granted their idealistic imagines, it-like everything else in their lives, came at a great cost. would they be able to survive, heeding the wishes of their greatest enemies, burrowing that inevitable fate and doom with their own scarred hands, or, perhaps, their inner turmoil may come alive, leaving them to face that very fate? the very fate that had been carved into an orb before the two could even say their own names. . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ all rights go to j.k.r for her characters and the base of this storyline. however, i do not support HER character.

✨ THIS STORY TELLS US ABOUT THE LEGENDARY STORY OF COCOWARTS SCHOOL OF COCONUTTERY AND DANCING 🥥🌴 ∗ 𝔽𝕠𝕣 𝕄𝕒𝕘𝕚𝕔 𝕚𝕤 𝕋𝕖𝕞𝕡𝕠𝕣𝕒𝕣𝕪, 𝕓𝕦𝕥 ℂ𝕠𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕦𝕥 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕠𝕤 𝕚𝕤 𝔼𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕟𝕒𝕝. ∗

You're a well known Let's Player, loved by your viewers! And through this, you acquainted yourself with a new type of game. The Ones Within - Genome But, did you know that this game wasn't so 2D like usually? And even more, no reset or save button to use. What does one do in a situation like this? Survive! Let's try the only option we have with a bunch of other famous Let's Players and maybe some puns!

After TABLOID RAT Harold Truth published a COMPLETELY libelous and HURTFUL exposé- it seemed like my career was over. I'm Jean Knutty, the world's MOST famous investigative journalist and emergency anchorman of America's fifty-third MOST-watched news station. Harold CAN'T be right! It took me SO LONG TO GET WHERE I AM! I HATE THAT JERK! IT'S NOT FAIR!!! That's why, in this (sure-to-be) BEST-SELLING novel, I will OBLITERATE Truth's LIES with unbiased, TRUE facts, MARVELOUS rhetoric, and revealing information about the miserable PAP(-arazzo, if you laymen didn't know) himself. Say GOODBYE to YOUR career, Harold DISHONEST! This is a TIT for your TAT.

A story were a psychic boy got more irritated knowing that someone will eventually ruin his life after hearing that a new student will transfer in, and worst part is, it is a friend of nendou. He prayed to who ever god out there in this universe to save this poor boy and live a normal life, but again the god was not on his side or should i say that, he was already with the god beside him. What could possibly happen when he meet the new friend of nendou who has a white hair and blindfold on and incredibly annoying, and literally a child trapped in a teenagers body who he can't even predict the action nor thought. What could be the problem that he can't truly understand but also managed to get attached for some reason. 《The characters in this series are not mine as well as the cover picture. I only own the oc and some of the drawings i did.》

Gojo calls Utahime out of work for a very important reason. Possibly the most important reason ever. Unfortunately, when she inevitably starts chewing his ears out for dragging her out of work for a "pointless and time-wasting non-emergency", he goes on to mention what he has that she doesn't. And be honest... how can Utahime win the argument after that? ~ AO3 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/32732209

Peter Parker just lost his mom at the age of 14. He's never met his father. He's lived in London with his mom his whole life. But now that she's gone, he has to live with his father. What will he think when he finds out his father is Tony Stark? Now he's in New York where he has the craziest adventures, who knows maybe he'll learn to love his new life. Even with the Avengers annoying him all the time. Tom Holland's Spider-Man Disclaimer. I don't own Peter Parker or any of the avengers, we can thank Stan Lee for that. Only parts of the plot are mine.

Draco and Y/N (a MUD BLOOD) are caught in an arranged marriage!! but she's not like other girls. she can fix this!!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺 #9 in #notlikeothergirls🥰🥰🌺🌺

Hire the idiot, they said. It will be fun, they said. Adriana Martella is impulsive, bratty, and miserable. Nathan Byers is good-looking, charismatic, and cheerful. Adriana feels trapped in a life she doesn't want, but Nathan seems to think he's the answer to all of her problems, including her need for a replacement assistant. There's just one issue: Nathan seems to have fallen out of the Stupid Tree and hit every branch on the way down. Hiring an idiot for an assistant is bad enough, but hiring an idiot for a fake boyfriend is simply unreasonable. No one in their right mind would make such a borderline-suicidal choice. Right? Wrong.

just what the name says, uh yay, ask me questions. just think about your question before you say it. i need somewhere to put all of my crazy shit i find, so don't mind me ig, dual purpose am i right

After Hayley Lockwood's house burned down in a fire, everything goes downhill. Her whole family, herself and the missing part of her soul was in a dark time. Luckily it was summer break, this would be the time she would love enjoying by herself. But it's different now, three delinquents River Carter, Jake Rown and Dylan Parker were forced into her life. They lock her in a room-but who's -and also gates her hands handcuffed to each other. What else will they do while all the parents were going to work?

Starting off in S2E2: The Once and Future Queen, my best friend and I will take you to Camelot where there is always something going on. Adelena is Prince Arthur’s sister, a young woman who was never formally announced as the daughter to King Uther Pendragon. She lived away from Camelot to hide her identity and to keep her secret hidden until ill circumstances forced her to travel to the famous city—a city where magic is outlawed. Meanwhile, Merlin serves Arthur, as usual, while Guinevere begins to have feelings for the snobby prince. The Lady Morgana is also suffering from nightmares; dreams that are prophetic. In this roleplay, new and old characters alike will have to face many challenges in order to keep Camelot from being destroyed—especially from within. This is a roleplay between MaraDeylia and I.

Tatsuya Raiden is your ordinary high school er. he enjoys art and music and goes to your average high school. but in one day that all changes, Tatsuya got a scholarship of art and music for Ouran private academy, a shcool for the rich and spoiled. On his first day of school Tatsuya meets a boy named Haruhi, and they became fast friends seeing as they were both new to this luxurious school. Then while trying to find a place to study those to boys found the third music room, the room where the Ouran host club resided. but of coarse those to boys didn't know that, so when they entered the room tatsuya's worst fear got exposed to haruhi. GIRLS, that's tatsuya's worst fear. For some reason tatsuya is absolutely petrified of women, he hates being near them, and for some reason they just love to throw them self at him, causing him to freeze stiff with fear. So what will happen when Tatsuya gets thrown into the host club after trying to stop a vase from breaking, and then being forced to host is worst fear? (Most likely shonen ai/boy x boy) [not sure what guy yet.]

Basically, my online Diary/ Journal thingy for all you to enjoy :)

She thought her life didn't extend more than two important people she had known most of her life, that is until a bunch of idiots come colliding with her. She has been running away from a sardonic laugh all her life, until now. She will have to retreat her steps and fight once again. There is a lot of craziness, stupidity, and a few instances where they almost put their own lives at risk. Danger hunts them and chaos accompanies them everywhere. But for Raven Robertson, that's very..... Ravenish. It sure is a true saying- "Everyone comes into your life for a reason." Picture a girl, a devil, as she likes to call him, another idiot, and one more, all of them fighting their own issues, as they are forced to open an old chapter and win against all odds.

I plan to make fifty poems inspired by fifty different tv shows/animes/books/songs - so yeah, eheheh<3 enjoy! You can also suggest a show/anime/book/song for the next poem! ciao~!