Idiotic Stories

Aavya Tyagi's older brother is getting married in two weeks. Which means her life is currently a disaster. And after six hours of shopping, Aavya still hasn't found a single outfit she likes. As a lawyer, she's used to handling chaos. Sarojini Nagar, however, is a different breed of chaos. One second she's bargaining with a shopkeeper. The next she's getting shoved by strangers, dodging scooters, avoiding puddles, carrying three shopping bags, and trying not to lose her mind. Then suddenly- Someone grabs her wrist. Spins her around. And pulls her out of the way. Everything happens so fast that one of her shopping bags nearly flies into another dimension. "What the-?!" Aavya whirls around. Standing in front of her is a guy in a black hoodie and a mask. Tall. Broad shoulders. Annoyingly attractive eyes. Suspiciously attractive eyes. "Kya tum PAGAL ho?!" she blurts out. "Dekh ke nahi chal sakte?!" The guy stares at her for a second. Then actually scoffs. Scoffs. "Kya TUM pagal ho?" he shoots back immediately. "Galat jagah pe chal rahi thi." Aavya blinks. Excuse me? EXCUSE ME? This random masked idiot almost gives her a heart attack and somehow SHE'S the problem? "Wah. Wah. Amazing. Pehle mujhe ghuma diya, phir attitude bhi de rahe ho." "Tum pehle dekh ke chala karo." "Tum pehle logon ko pakadna band karo!" "Tum pehle road pe chalna seekho!" For approximately thirty seconds, they argue in the middle of Sarojini Nagar while dozens of people walk around them wondering why these two strangers are fighting like a divorced couple. Finally, Aavya throws her hands in the air. "Pagal aadmi." "Pagal aurat." And they walk away in opposite directions. Both annoyed. Both offended. And both completely convinced that they'll never see each other again. Which, unfortunately for them, is exactly when the real chaos begins.

Writing this made me mildly annoyed, hence the title, and it makes no sense. I don't ship Klance but, my sister said that it's this or TomTord and there is no way that I'm going to research TomTord. Anyhow, Allurance will happen in my story because, I want it to stick to canon. We must have real Shiro, no fakes. Also, it was hard to start the chapters because, I had to make my red and blue Paladins sound less creepy. Also, this is pure 'satire', so... All of that is now void, because I rewrote it, yay.

Roses are red violets are blue there is straight and gay's here too Enjoy this gay, smut, whatever the hell this book is UwU warnings: Cussing Suicidal Pain Gay shit Bottom Ennard AND MORE!!!! Yes I am underaged Credit to whoever did the cover

this is a horrible book uwu

this is so cringe.

me: savannah my friends: evie ,mya, kenna, michael,james, raina, jayden, scott, angela. So technically me and my friends on crack,just my kind of comeback. UWU have Le good day , night , evening , morning.

an idiot found me and somehow he change me into an idiot

My friend BB and I were writing idiotic stories this morning when we were bored and this is what wed came up with. Enjoy!:D

This story is a sandlot fanfic Sophie has me wrap all around her fingers. She is beautiful brown hair dark blue eyes and plays baseball. I know i won but first i have to make her break up with her boyfriend my Enemy Phillips ugh i hate him with a passion. After her and phillips break up she will be my girlfriend. But her stuipd boy bestfriend had to drop a F bomb (Feelings for you bomb) on her she is now in love with him. And i have to deal with but not for long. I don't care about the other girls who want to be with me i want my girl to be sophie and i will make her mine i know she is the hardest person to persuade to do something. Even if it takes years i will change her last name to Rodriguez i'll take it because the first time we met she took my heart. I soon realized that she was taking my team away from me. They always defended her from everyone. They always made sure she was okay and i was sick of it. I shortly had realized i didn't love her as much as i used to and i felt like she used me to get closer with the team and it was upsetting me. Then i realized why i loved her and she wasn't taking my team away from me . Her and the team planned something for me that changed my life forever Sophie As much as i like Rodriguez and enjoy spending time with him . I don't know if we would make a good couple . I mean he has helped me with a lot. I love his kisses i really do but i don't want to rush into a realtionship with him. Mostly because he is an amazing ,funny ,kind , and Fine as f*ck. If he ever called me his or even his girlfriend . But what if he cheats on me so i perfer to stay as friends. Maybe just Maybe one day I can be Mrs. Rodriguez. The main characters are ❁❁=Kaceys Pov ☀︎︎☀︎︎=Kenzies pov ☯︎☯︎=Avery Pov ❥︎❥︎=Andreas Pov ❤︎❤︎=Wendys Pov 𑁍𑁍=Sophies Pov ♡︎♡︎=Kiras Pov ♥︎♥︎=Emis Pov ⚠︎⚠︎=James Pov ✈︎✈︎ =Bennys Pov ☢︎︎☢︎︎= Yeah-Yea

Lennon steals a lemon.

How is life for you? They asked but sadly i dont have one

Since Ruby's dad died, they've been having a hard time with finances. The economy is down as well. So when her mother gets a job in Chicago, they decide to move. Ruby decided there's nothing left for her in New York so doesn't protest. She leaves all her friends, her best friend and her boyfriend behind and marches head first into her new life in the city of Chicago........

So! Well... I have like... A toddler-size handful of "friends" who dare to carry a conversation with me, (occasionally!) and I've decided to post some of the rather... idiotic conversations we have... Read if you care to see how dumb my "friends" and I are outside of Wattpad...! (You've been warned... We're quite... well...to put it nicely...outgoing.)

These are just some random Skulduggery Pleasant One-shots. I take requests!

*DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT A WRITER, NOR HAVE I EVER WRITTEN BEFORE. DON'T TAKE THIS BOOK TOO SERIOUSLY.* this is a book that will help you make a horrible story with a step-by-step guide.