Idiotic Stories

Aadya Singh is a 23-year-old neurosurgeon in London who knows exactly two things about cricket: 1. Virat Kohli exists. 2. That's it. So when she accidentally destroys a bookshelf in Birmingham and a suspiciously handsome stranger helps her pick the books up, she assumes he's just some random overfriendly guy. Unfortunately for her, he turns out to be Shubman Gill. Now she's stuck dealing with: - an annoyingly charming cricketer - his chaotic teammates - media madness - accidental flirting - and feelings she absolutely did not sign up for. *Edit 1. In #shubmangill (1/6/26) 1. In #abhisheksharma (1/6/26)

It's just some weird, crazy, funny stuff that happened to me, in which I freak out, nearly die, or something worst or better. You can click this if you want, I don't really care.

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Aavya Tyagi's older brother is getting married in two weeks. Which means her life is currently a disaster. And after six hours of shopping, Aavya still hasn't found a single outfit she likes. As a lawyer, she's used to handling chaos. Sarojini Nagar, however, is a different breed of chaos. One second she's bargaining with a shopkeeper. The next she's getting shoved by strangers, dodging scooters, avoiding puddles, carrying three shopping bags, and trying not to lose her mind. Then suddenly- Someone grabs her wrist. Spins her around. And pulls her out of the way. Everything happens so fast that one of her shopping bags nearly flies into another dimension. "What the-?!" Aavya whirls around. Standing in front of her is a guy in a black hoodie and a mask. Tall. Broad shoulders. Annoyingly attractive eyes. Suspiciously attractive eyes. "Kya tum PAGAL ho?!" she blurts out. "Dekh ke nahi chal sakte?!" The guy stares at her for a second. Then actually scoffs. Scoffs. "Kya TUM pagal ho?" he shoots back immediately. "Galat jagah pe chal rahi thi." Aavya blinks. Excuse me? EXCUSE ME? This random masked idiot almost gives her a heart attack and somehow SHE'S the problem? "Wah. Wah. Amazing. Pehle mujhe ghuma diya, phir attitude bhi de rahe ho." "Tum pehle dekh ke chala karo." "Tum pehle logon ko pakadna band karo!" "Tum pehle road pe chalna seekho!" For approximately thirty seconds, they argue in the middle of Sarojini Nagar while dozens of people walk around them wondering why these two strangers are fighting like a divorced couple. Finally, Aavya throws her hands in the air. "Pagal aadmi." "Pagal aurat." And they walk away in opposite directions. Both annoyed. Both offended. And both completely convinced that they'll never see each other again. Which, unfortunately for them, is exactly when the real chaos begins.

in which a 9th grade class realizes they've been sent to an alternate universe-except none of them are alive there. --- copyright 2020; all rights reserved

My friend suggested that I made a story about all my plants that live in my room:] And so, this little guy came along[the story]. For ur own safety please don't read

Basically all my weird thoughts and stuff I need to filter out of my brain :)

*plays harmonica in the wrongest way as the intro and deems it as mysterious* As you walk down the street, like any other day, an odd music caught your attention. You assumed it was another one of the weird occasions with people playing random songs at it's fullest, but what you saw said otherwise. As you neared the odd door, from what the music seemed to be coming from, an unexplainable force tugged you forward. And once you entered, well... welcome to the Miraculous Inapposite, where imbecility is at it's fullest! Contains:: Memes Funny Pictures Fluff LGBTQ+ content (because EVERYONE IS LOVED AND DON'T DARE TO SAY OTHERWISE) Me trying out swearing on rare occasions INCORRECT QUOTES!!! Me not updating. And much much more!

Stories I see in songs!

me: savannah my friends: evie ,mya, kenna, michael,james, raina, jayden, scott, angela. So technically me and my friends on crack,just my kind of comeback. UWU have Le good day , night , evening , morning.

A story of a teen alcoholic addict guy who is master in dreaming about fantasy ! Read Now to See what happens Next !

okay so I was wondering if I should make this a story This is in year 2029. In 2026 soviet union came back on but without Czechia,they managed to not be affected by it. She was from Slovakia, Anika's parents died during front attack by front. Anika was 13 in 2026. She managed to imigrant to Czechia with her brother. Her name is Anika and her brothers mame is Adam but her brother is 4 years younger than Anika. She managed to move innto small house, where lived multiple people next doors. It was a village. There was a forest and a lake where almost everybody did swim at. You also managed to imigrate with your two friends,which are called Viktoria and Niki theyre from Ukraine,but you knew each other since 3th grade and they are twins. When you were 13 there you managed to became friends with the people in the village and they were Leo: curly brown long haired,tall now 16 Mia:short,long brown hair, now 17 Matej:blonde hair,tall,now 18 Nina: short brown hair but tall, now 14 Kristina: blonde tall girl,now 15 Kubo: normal height,ginger hair,now 17 So Anika,Viktoria and Niki became friends with them when they were 13 Now theyre all three 16. They are a crazy band and they did a lot of things. Anika also lives with her brother Adam...but it was next to Leo which slowly and secretly started to fall in love with you but innocently and you lived next to him while Viktoria and Niki lived like three doors away from Anika. So and now I was thinking that they like try to catch some ghosts or Alliens because they posses them and things like that. Would it be a good story?( Nvm I already did it,and theese charakters are gonna be later in the story and of corse there is gonna be more charakters)

''Not So Great Thoughts'' This book contain thoughts relatable to you guys. Some are funny, some are boring, some are stupid and some are lame. But however you guys can relate to everything written inside, trust me. Please vote and comment your feedbacks.

Just weird things that happen or things I think of or do.

scutoid man

There was a man and he used to love. He also eats tacos when he's lonely. He doesn't have friends and he just lost his job. His name is Marcus Stanley Bean. Marcus Stanley Bean has been living with his mum for four years and his dad died.

A touching love story between Kaylie and Death. Follow the path between a normal girl, and an immortal being. The immortal who happens to be a fallen angel, and used to be the one and only Death. Completed. (This is kind of an inside joke, but it will make sense to everyone.)

SHUT UP THIS IS A JOKE

I'm trying to be funny Also, none of the art is mine credit to the original artists