Idiotplot Stories

"It won't stop! It won't stop!" In the vast corners of the Multiverse where the gods do not see, in an alternate timeline, where logic and sense have long since lost all meaning; a powerful faction makes its move from the shadows, time-travelling gang bangers are out for blood, and a group of homicidal clowns struggle with the idea of comedy in a tragedy-filled world. All whilst three totally normal siblings go to school, and play the most popular online game. Chaos is the norm, as order is poor form. Cover Art provided by PotterLockedTimeLord

In the peaceful village of Townsburg lies a closely guarded secret - a coven of vampires, living right under everyone's noses. Except it's not so secret after all, and the humans are wary of what'll happen if they aren't kept happy and content. How many innocent lives would be lost to their wrath? After a sacrifice taken too far, the vampires of the Townsburg coven are forced to make a decision: become the monsters everyone believes them to be, or become... parents??