Idiots Stories

Child Donghyuck had always dreamt of finding true love and marrying said love. Years later, adolescent Donghyuck lost faith in love and vowed to protect his heart from it. But maybe a certain Mark Lee can change his mind.

KIRIBAKU- OMEGAVERSE COMPLETED When Kirishima faints one day he finds out that there's actually something wrong with him. It's fristrating for him to deal with. But it seems better when his favorite blond is around. (Kiribaku! Omegaverse, omega Bakugo, Alpha Kirishima, angst, mild depression, mutual pinning, bakusquad, arguments, they're both idiots, explicit, medication, hopitals, illness/disease)

After their return from the tournament of elements the ninja are left to deal with ninjagos Latest criminal Grey phantom. Every time they believe that she is within reach she slips out she was a real pain in their ass. But is the grey phantom just lowlife criminal or is there more to her than what meets the eye. Now faced with a problem they can't get out of they find themselves seeking the alliance of the grey phantom. Will they be able to fight the evil forces threatening them or will they fall in perish? Trigger warnings *Foul language *trauma *Self harm *Description of violence and abuse.

Gral and Harald Cooperson were brothers, explorers and wealthy idiots, and when tales of a creepy underground city were brought to their attention, they couldn't resist going to take a peek, reasoning that ghosts didn't exist and that a brief look around surely wouldn't be dangerous... Author's note: this is a short story, comprising three story parts, followed by a history of the aforementioned creepy city. Well, I think it's creepy. My partner thought it was hilarious. How would I categorise this? Possibly a fantasy horror story, with a good helping of cheesy nonsense to lighten the mood a bit. It is based in the fantasy world of the Four Realms, as most of my other stories are, but I believe it possibly could stand alone, except that readers need to know that Hale is a goddess with the attributes of torment and depravity, but who despite her nature is a protector of children and who would do absolutely anything to see children safe and their abusers punished. She is the granddaughter of an evil god named Halos who was destroyed many hundreds of years before this story starts. Her father, Honess, and brother, Hurbek, are also divine and the three share Halos's attributes between them. I don't think it needs to be marked as mature, but I'm happy to be corrected on this by readers. It does contain some swearing, and implied (though not described) cannibalism. Please note that the cover image does not belong to me.

(Unedited.) Zoe is an independent, tough girl and the head of Students’ Disciplinary Committee in their school. An average teenage girl on an average teenage life. Her life started to mess up when Craig—a transfer student and Ashton—the unexpected stranger arrived, who she found out that are best friends for a long time. Two idiots who live in comfort and popularity. What will she do when he finds herself stuck in between the two idiots who happen to like her and she has to choose only one? Will she develop the same feelings for one of them? Or will she hide it for the sake of Craig and Ashton’s friendship? Can she handle the attention? The bashes, the intrigues and the jealous girls? She's tough but love is tougher. ************************* Cover by @cracker_jack Trailer by me! :) © 2014 Two Idiots and A Girl temperedinnocence All Rights Reserved

What did they find themselves into, An impulse and protective King which was also very oblivious and idiotic and yet strangely skilled, and a spy that carries lots of trauma and tries to cover it up with a mask to no be obvious to the king --- Or complete idiots that just have a lot of angst and somehow fall in love SHADOWPEACH

Two curious idiots were bored in the year 2022 so they wanted to make some theories about 2222 :).

"𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒔𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒔 515 𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒍𝒔 𝒊𝒏 2𝒂𝒎?" "𝑰 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒊𝒇 𝑰'𝒎 𝒉𝒊𝒈𝒉 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒘𝒉𝒚 𝒊𝒔 𝑱𝒆𝒔𝒖𝒔 𝒔𝒍𝒆𝒆𝒑𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒃𝒆𝒔𝒊𝒅𝒆 𝒎𝒆. #𝒔𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒑𝒑𝒍𝒔." 🄸🄽 🅆🄷🄸🄲🄷 ᴏᴜʀ ʙᴇʟᴏᴠᴇᴅ ʜɪɴᴀᴛᴀ sʜᴏʏᴏ ᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ ʜɪs ᴏɴʟɪɴᴇ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ [ɴᴀᴍᴇ] ᴛᴏ ʜɪs ᴠᴏʟʟᴇʏʙᴀʟʟ ɢʀᴏᴜᴘᴄʜᴀᴛ ғᴏʀ ғᴜɴ ʙᴇᴀᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ʜᴇ ʜᴀs ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ. "𝑰 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒔𝒍𝒆𝒆𝒑, 𝒈𝒐𝒅 𝒅𝒂𝒎𝒏 𝒊𝒕." ɢᴏᴏᴅɴᴇss, [ɴᴀᴍᴇ] ɪsɴ'ᴛ ᴀᴡᴀʀᴇ ʏᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ sʜᴇ'ʟʟ ʙᴇ sᴛᴜᴄᴋ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʙᴜɴᴄʜ ᴏғ sᴡᴇᴀᴛʏ ᴠᴏʟʟᴇʏʙᴀʟʟ ʙᴏʏs ɴᴏᴡ. sɪɢʜ.. + 𝗔 𝗛𝗮𝗶𝗸𝘆𝘂𝘂 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝘁𝗳𝗶𝗰 + 𝗙𝗮𝗻𝗳𝗶𝗰 ɴᴏᴛᴇ: ɪ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴏᴡɴ ʜᴀɪᴋʏᴜᴜ ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ ᴀʟʟ ғᴜʟʟʏ ʙᴇʟᴏɴɢs ᴛᴏ ʜᴀʀᴜɪᴄʜɪ ғᴜʀᴜᴅᴀᴛᴇ.

Cedric has been crushing on Hermione but he's never been closer than a meter away from her. But that's the least of his problems, the Triwizard Tournament is looming over them and to top it all off, an odd girl has been appearing and disappearing at moments notice as soon as he spots her. Cedric's head is spinning and his life is on the line. What is going to happen to the young Hufflepuff? Read on to find out. DISCLAIMER NOTE: I do not own any of the Harry Potter characters, places and events. They all belong to my hero, JK Rowling. The awesome cover was by @MonykaMiller :)) Love, WhyisMyRumGone

☆ ONGOING ☆ ~ Gao Tu had resisted as long as he could, and he didn't even know why he'd tried so hard when he knew it didn't matter anyway. But it had been even more futile and harmful than he'd expected. Because when his health began to deteriorate, forcing him to adjust his inhibitor doses, Shen Wenlang had decided to push the limits, leaving him no option but to disappear.

On Halloween morning, the evil wizard Freston kidnaps 10-year old Gabriela Spirescu's grandmother. If Gabriela doesn't find and bring Freston the golden helmet of Mambrino by sundown, the wizard will kill her grandma and then destroy all of România. With the help of her twin sister, Daciana, Gabriela races against the clock to save her grandma. Will the assistance of Don Quixote- a time traveling knight from the 16th century- and a strange creature called a tâmpit set things right before time runs out? Or will the wizard wipe out all of history? Filled with humor, suspense and grand adventure, Don Quixote and the 13 Tâmpits will transport you into a world you may wish to remain in forever.

" - I will take a chocolate croissant today ! I will also want a sweets mix and as usual add the chocolate covered strawberries ! " Directly after stating his order, the old lady prepares it and asks him to pay as usual. " - Aren't you afraid that he'll understand that it's you ? - No, shut up, you know that's impossible. - Or that he doesn't even see the strawberries in his locker, how stupid he is ! - You're the stupid one ! "

This is a book about living together with the Metallica boys (Cliff,Kirk,Lars,James). It is more like a imagine book,but always the same situation,like it doesn't follows a big background story,just living together with the four horseman of chaos

The idea I got was Wheetae are childhood friends and Wheein had a project where she draws a series of poses.. and she asks Taehyung to pose for her because she can't afford a professional model.. Taehyung agrees and is extra about it. P.S. cover is not mine and idk who made it.. if you ever know who made the edit, pls tell me about it so I can credit them or take it down if they don't want me to use the edit. Thank you!

An IDCC fanfic. One shot. Yuu x Ryu. Fluff.

A lot happens in the Batfamily, from family meetings to family fun, all the way to dangerous situations...They have been through a lot, but they stick together through it all. So I present to you a slice of life in all its aspects from the bloody painful days, the dramatic days, to the fluffy family days. I am proud to present Wayne Chronicles, from the Batboys, Daddy Bats, Agent A, and me. A flowing story where each, pretty long 'oneshot' connects like episodes in a TV series. Enjoy! *A LOT of Jason and Bruce having a health relationship (guys I need this), family bonding, Tim coffee addiction, a bit of Jason angst, a lot of injuries, and a few kidnappings, BRUCE BEING A GOOD DAD, The JLA are FRIENDS FOR ONCE, so Beware!* !WARNING! Regular updates (most of the time), there will be periods of silence cuz i will be working on a lot of storyline at once for this, blood, some gore (note the sarcasm), stories that will play with your emotional spectrum, and finally cliffhangers!

In the ever-evolving landscape of internet humor, memes have become the currency of laughter, often reflecting the absurd and bewildering aspects of our daily lives. While there are countless clever, thought-provoking & dumb memes out there, there's a special place for the kind that revel in pure nonsense. We've scoured the depths of the internet to bring you idiot memes that can earn you a virtual PhD in absurdity. These memes, the true pioneers of stupidity, are designed to tickle your funny bone and make you question the boundaries of humor.

HIII!! Well this is the second book of 1D Funnies!!!!! Different book, different cover, SAME STUPIDITY AND FUNNINESS! (idk if that's a word but who the heck cares!) I UPDATE ALMOST EVERY DAY

Michaela isn't the type to believe in fairytales, happy endings, or people. She's the kind of girl who rolls her eyes at cheesy rom-coms, keeps her circle small (by choice, of course), and would much rather spend her time with a book than deal with the drama of high school. But life, as always, has other plans. First, there are the letters. They show up out of nowhere, stuffed into her locker and bag, written by someone who knows way too much about her. They're ridiculous, cringe-worthy, and yet... strangely sweet. Then there's Bella, her boy-crazy best friend who's navigating a messy break-up, Sam, the world's most annoying housemate, and Lyra, whose life is full of secrets Michaela accidentally stumbles upon. Oh, and let's not forget Lee-the boy she swears she's over, even though her heart clearly disagrees. Michaela's sarcastic, guarded world is falling apart, and for the first time, she might have to let someone in.