Idiotstolovers Stories

"He's fire, I'm Ice, we don't mix." "Keep telling yourself that sweetheart." Marliene "Mari" Moroz is a brilliant young scientist that Reed Richards hired to help send the Fantastic Four to space (before they got their names and powers and all that stuff). The space trip granted her ice powers, quite the opposite to Jonathan "Johnny" Storm's pyrokinesis. They are the only two members of the family that don't get along, for now at least.

Everyone can read minds except for Ethan Langdon. And Ethan Langdon has the dumbest (and cutest!) thoughts Lukas Hoffmann has ever heard. ____ Lukas Hoffman's life in Brambleburg is about as boring as you'd expect for a town where everyone can read minds. He's used to his routine of dusting the LPs at the record store where he works and helping out his grandma around the house. Nothing in Brambleburg changes. No one in Brambleburg changes. Until Ethan Langdon stumbles in with the soggy remnants of a paper map, asking for the quickest route to Berlin. Ethan, it turns out, doesn't have telepathy, and as aggravatingly inane as his thoughts are, Lukas hasn't felt the excitement of meeting a stranger since.... well, ever. And the more Lukas listens, the more he starts enjoying Ethan's cute thoughts about life, the universe, and Lukas's dimples. ____ Might bring to mind: "Cherry Magic" but set in a fictive European town where everyone except the love interest can read minds. ____ Cover by @mygoodbones ____ Written for the Open Novella Contest 2024 using prompts 8, 75, 82, and 85. 8. You start singing along to a movie soundtrack late at night forgetting that your window is open. Someone from the outside starts singing with you. 75. You awake in the middle of the night to a voice saying loudly "May the force be with you..." 82. You wake up on a seemingly ordinary day to discover that your thoughts are not private. There is someone else in your head with you. 85. "If you do that again, I'll throw you out that freaking window. What are you doing?" "Checking how high the drop is to see if it's worth it."

⦗ 𝗳.𝗼.𝗳.𝘄.𝗮.𝗽.𝗽. ⦘ ── ❛ been a helluva week, huh? ❜ 𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 willa and carlos co-parent the royal library for a month. ⊰ willa x prince carlos ⊱ ⊰ barbie: mariposa ── mariposa & the fairy princess ⊱ ⊰ cross-posted on ao3 ⊱ ⊰ tw for language ⊱

i twist like a sunflower at the sound of your voice ────۶ৎ Hell's Kitchen's most stubborn baker patches up a bleeding, half-conscious vigilante in her kitchen-then feeds him carrot cake for good measure. Now there's a regular with cute dimples in her mornings and a vigilante in her nights-and Aurora's too busy running a bakery to notice they're never in the same room at once. Aurora Collins is many things. Observant is apparently not one of them. [matt murdock x fem!oc] [marvel's daredevil]

Sora Kobayashi has always been independent... having villain parents will do that to a girl, I guess. Now, she's the sous-chef at a fancy restaurant, the legal guardian for her little sister, and at night she moonlights as the infamous vigilante Enigma beside her best friend, the other infamous vigilante, Taura. Life is... good. But all good things must come to an end, right? Fat Gum and Suneater stumble upon the vigilantes one night while fighting an over-quirked villain in Esuha City, and the strings of fate intertwine. But what Fat Gum doesn't know is that Enigma is the same sous chef at the restaurant he loves. The same sous chef he's been crushing on. The same one whose food he's in love with. So now Sora has to make a decision. Does she continue the charade...? Or does she come clean? - Also an Aizawa x OC book lol My Hero Academia and its characters are property of Kohei Horikoshi. Sora, Tora, and Saki are my own characters. Content warnings (the usual): language, blood/gore, torture/fight/intense scenes, possibly lemon later??? idk

Camila Woods is a broke college student with a shitty father but lucky for her she has a scholarship for the most prestigious and unique University in all of Boston. She is all set to study hard and fulfill her dream of being a famous artist. But what happens when the college band's drummer with his dorky smile, long dark hair and sweetness barges into her life and turns it upside down. A modern day love story in which two idiots turn into lovers. This book is filled to the brim with romantic vibes, heartbreaking scenarios and of course some steamy scenes. WARNING Contains mentions of drugs and alcohol. Lots of swearing. P.S. This is my first book ever so please be kind and comment any constructive criticism and please vote and share this. ^⁠_⁠^ Love, Minnie<3

in which an unlikely bond is formed through a series of misunderstandings. [haikyuu!! somewhat canon compliant] [tobio kageyama x oc] [started: august 2023] [ended: ] butterscotchbars © 2023

[SOON] Astoria's mother has promised her hand in marriage to a wealthy lieutenant. She doesn't love him. In fact, she doesn't even believe in love at all. An infamous, mysterious gentleman arrives in town, causing chaos and the gossip runs wild between the villagers and Astoria seems to be the only one that sees beyond his charade. And that was how The Arrangement came to existence. And also how Astoria ended up married with the said infamous gentleman. Astoria still does not believe in love and her husband just wants to enjoy all the pleasure life can offer him. Every young lady dreams with a match made in heaven, but this one has all it takes to be doomed. __ a short-story inspired by Taylor Swift and Hozier's songs

"Would it really kill you if we kissed?" And he smiled with a mouthful of bloody teeth. "Don't bleed on my floor" I stepped forward. "And, yes" He quickly got up. Now towering over me. His lips inches away from mine. His voice a deep whisper. "But what a pleasant way to die it would be" ~ Jasyra's desire for justice and inner peace slowly turns into the dawn of a menacing journey, when she first starts doubting things she thought she knew for certain... Meeting Rowan, her enemy, does not make things easier for her. She should hate him. She really should hate him, and she does. Doesn't she?

Since Thorbruce is such an underrated ship with a small amount of fics, I decided to write a series of Oneshots that can be interpreted as a continuing story. I don't want to call it a story because it won't have an overarching plot. This will literally be a collection of fluff and wholesomeness. Also, this book will be Smut free. I can't make any promises about Angst free, though.

Soulmate week is the biggest event at Easton High School. A compatibility test that brings two lovers together for a week of roses, coffee dates, and love confessions. Y/n has never believed or participated in such hopeless traditions, but what happens when she gets paired with the new guy in town. After all, it is the season of love. **Finished 7/8/20**

After dropping out of a prestigious music school in Sinnoh, Quinn returns to her home region of Galar for the first time in three years. She then attempts to take on the insurmountable task of figuring out what to do with her life. In the meantime, she reconnects with her childhood best friend, Leon, and the two embark on a tour of Galar that helps them better understand themselves and each other.

They didn't say a word. The silence said enough. It was thick, dripping with venom. It clouded and churned around the room, everyone could feel it. Lucy looked at them, looked into their eyes, only to see the blaze. It was like a house on fire. They watched that cursed scarlet bleed onto his crisp white shirt. They'll burn, even if it meant burning with them they'll burn. Used to be called cordiform but I'm having a menty b so I'm changing stuff (hopefully just the cover an title coz if I change anything else I'll go insane)

Bambi Capriolo is head over heels in love with her best friend Lily Evans. Of course, she dreams of asking her out and living a perfect teenage romance. Unfortunately, she got herself some competition. James Potter, who has declared to ask Lilly out on a date. And who has been doing his best to annoy Bambi since the first grade. After things escalate at the great lake, Bambi not only finds herself in detention but also a bet withe the marauder himself. The rules are simple: "Whoever gets to take Lilly out on a date, won't have to take the blame for what happened..." A Story with a real love triangle cause I thought it would be funny. Cover by @retro_rainbow

𝘔𝘢𝘭𝘧𝘰𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘦𝘹𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘩𝘺 𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘏𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘗𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘰 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩: 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭. 𝘏𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘮. 𝘏𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺, 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩. 𝘖𝘩, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘜𝘕𝘍𝘈𝘐𝘙. ⋆ In which Draco becomes overly aware of his own crush in year 4, and realizes it's essentially the reason behind his constant crankiness... and Harry decides that might be worth taking care of, a decision that may or may not also have something to do with him falling face-first into reciprocating said crush. The only problem is, neither are willing to be so open about how they actually like the other - eugh, gross. Their solution? To only act on it exclusively when they're alone. Easy! Because surely THAT won't have any consequences or lasting repercussions. ➤ A/N: • This fic is PG-13ish. Teenage crush aka baby gay things, but a fair amount of swearing. • Further A/Ns in comments! UPDATE NOV 13 2023 I'm normally obsessive about my lore and getting details right, but when I started writing this I was burned out from massive detailed projects and just wanted something stress-free, deciding not to brush up on my canon... aaaand then the research bug got me. I realized I had my order of events all wrong and couldn't live with that LOL so rewrite ahoy! I rearranged the existing scenes and added more chapters of context, etc. NOV 16 2023 PARTS 1-7 ARE NOW FULLY DONE! Sorry for any confusion while the story was going through reshuffling and edits. Part 8 coming soon!!

Guardian Angels, a term given to any angel tasked with the protection of a human soul. A mark of fate, tethering the holy being to their charge until they eventually reach the gates of Heaven. Imagine Lucifer's surprise when one such mark appeared. It was a call to action that he ignored, the crushing guilt of the freshly-enacted exterminations too much for the isolated King. A Heaven-bound soul, now doomed to damnation at no fault of your own, must navigate the perilous world of Hellborn, Sinners, Overlords, and exorcists. What will happen when you finally meet your 'guardian angel'? Or come to learn that the connection between your souls goes much deeper than originally thought? --- Prelude - Pre season 1: Ch 1 - 9 Act 1 - season 1: Ch 10 - 13 Act 2 - Friends and Foes: Ch 14 - 18 Act 3 - The Seven Rings - Helluva Boss Full crossover start: Ch 19 - 25 Act 4 - Reunion and Retribution (The End and The Beginning): Ch 26 - 31 --- All of the characters & plot of Hazbin Hotel / Helluva Boss belong to Vivienne Medrano. The only thing that is mine are my OCs / non-cannon story.

This is a Sk8 the infinity OC insert I do plan on adding renga to this fic aswell

Alberto and Luca, both sea monsters, find themselves in human form on the Isola del Mare. Neither have met before, both assume the other is human. Shenanigans entail ;) There will be NO smut, only fluff🥰 Hope you enjoy!

Upon their first meeting, orchestrated by a mutual friend, Vena and Raider are instantly at each other's throats, constantly belittling and mocking each other. But once their mutual friend starts acting strange, disappearing at random times without reason, always in a rush, the bitter duo is left to grapple with the possibilities and implications of his behavior. Through time, they discover the secrets their friend has been hiding-and learn more about each other too...

A grumpy boy Cinderella and a childish prince-what could possibly go wrong?! Cinder is a young shoemaker who just wants to do his job. The only one to support his irresponsible stepmother and stepsisters, the last thing on his mind is the prince's ball. He'd much rather stay home alone and clean...too bad his fairy godmother has other plans and drags him to the ball against his will! It's love at first sight-for Gem, the prince. Cinder just hopes to never see the obnoxious guy again. Too bad Gem is such a hopeless romantic that he searches the entire country for his mysterious guest...and winds up enlisting Cinder's help as a shoemaker to find the owner of the one shoe he kept from his crush? The pay is good, but for how long can Cinder hide his identity while pretending to help the bratty Gem? And what happens when the two start finding common ground after all? At this rate it won't be long until Cinder is hard pressed for his sanity...