Idiotstolovers Stories

Everyone can read minds except for Ethan Langdon. And Ethan Langdon has the dumbest (and cutest!) thoughts Lukas Hoffmann has ever heard. ____ Lukas Hoffman's life in Brambleburg is about as boring as you'd expect for a town where everyone can read minds. He's used to his routine of dusting the LPs at the record store where he works and helping out his grandma around the house. Nothing in Brambleburg changes. No one in Brambleburg changes. Until Ethan Langdon stumbles in with the soggy remnants of a paper map, asking for the quickest route to Berlin. Ethan, it turns out, doesn't have telepathy, and as aggravatingly inane as his thoughts are, Lukas hasn't felt the excitement of meeting a stranger since.... well, ever. And the more Lukas listens, the more he starts enjoying Ethan's cute thoughts about life, the universe, and Lukas's dimples. ____ Might bring to mind: "Cherry Magic" but set in a fictive European town where everyone except the love interest can read minds. ____ Cover by @mygoodbones ____ Written for the Open Novella Contest 2024 using prompts 8, 75, 82, and 85. 8. You start singing along to a movie soundtrack late at night forgetting that your window is open. Someone from the outside starts singing with you. 75. You awake in the middle of the night to a voice saying loudly "May the force be with you..." 82. You wake up on a seemingly ordinary day to discover that your thoughts are not private. There is someone else in your head with you. 85. "If you do that again, I'll throw you out that freaking window. What are you doing?" "Checking how high the drop is to see if it's worth it."

"He's fire, I'm Ice, we don't mix." "Keep telling yourself that sweetheart." Marliene "Mari" Moroz is a brilliant young scientist that Reed Richards hired to help send the Fantastic Four to space (before they got their names and powers and all that stuff). The space trip granted her ice powers, quite the opposite to Jonathan "Johnny" Storm's pyrokinesis. They are the only two members of the family that don't get along, for now at least.

Bronx couldn't say he enjoyed Alto, Georgia. Sure, The Bronx was a shithole (yes, he's named after a county, shut the fuck up), but it was a shithole he was familiar with. And it actually had stuff to do, like the old arcade five minutes away from their old house. Or, you know, the entirety of New York Damn City. Sure, his family was broke as fuck, but it was cool to walk around. The only reason they had moved was for his kid sister, Brooklyn. His Aunt Queenie (named after Queens) had hunted down a renowned developmental pediatrician in Middle of Nowhere, Georgia. Most of his arguments had vanished at that; while he was happy (as happy as he was capable of being, at least), they had been looking for someone to help Brooklyn (in his family, it was just a recurring theme to hate your children enough to name them after landmarks). If you hadn't guessed already, he's not an honest guy. "Down on their luck" didn't fit, since they'd never had any luck to begin with. Aunt Queenie worked her ass off as a secretary at an entertainment agency in NYC, and while it paid well, this country was in shambles, and so was the pricing system. Had to tap your 401(k) to keep a roof over your head. His aunt knew what he did at night; she didn't like it, but she turned the other way when she saw the first stack of cash he dropped onto their old, rickety dining table. Though his dubious income helped them breathe a little, it didn't stop her worry from shifting from finances to her wayward nephew. His trashy (affectionate) aunt loved him, and he loved her, but Brooklyn was the light of his life; he would have ended up in a ditch long ago if they hadn't been waiting for him at home. The first week was fine; whatever, really. He got his info packet from Alto High School. His busmate was some girl named Ashlyn; there were two other new kids besides him, and he would start in three days. Mundane shit. He never could have guessed what would happen on that trip to Savannah.

i twist like a sunflower at the sound of your voice ────۶ৎ Hell's Kitchen's most stubborn baker patches up a bleeding, half-conscious vigilante in her kitchen-then feeds him carrot cake for good measure. Now there's a regular with cute dimples in her mornings and a vigilante in her nights-and Aurora's too busy running a bakery to notice they're never in the same room at once. Aurora Collins is many things. Observant is apparently not one of them. [matt murdock x fem!oc] [marvel's daredevil]

⦗ 𝗳.𝗼.𝗳.𝘄.𝗮.𝗽.𝗽. ⦘ ── ❛ been a helluva week, huh? ❜ 𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 willa and carlos co-parent the royal library for a month. ⊰ willa x prince carlos ⊱ ⊰ barbie: mariposa ── mariposa & the fairy princess ⊱ ⊰ cross-posted on ao3 ⊱ ⊰ tw for language ⊱

[SOON] Astoria's mother has promised her hand in marriage to a wealthy lieutenant. She doesn't love him. In fact, she doesn't even believe in love at all. An infamous, mysterious gentleman arrives in town, causing chaos and the gossip runs wild between the villagers and Astoria seems to be the only one that sees beyond his charade. And that was how The Arrangement came to existence. And also how Astoria ended up married with the said infamous gentleman. Astoria still does not believe in love and her husband just wants to enjoy all the pleasure life can offer him. Every young lady dreams with a match made in heaven, but this one has all it takes to be doomed. __ a short-story inspired by Taylor Swift and Hozier's songs

Sora Kobayashi has always been independent... having villain parents will do that to a girl, I guess. Now, she's the sous-chef at a fancy restaurant, the legal guardian for her little sister, and at night she moonlights as the infamous vigilante Enigma beside her best friend, the other infamous vigilante, Taura. Life is... good. But all good things must come to an end, right? Fat Gum and Suneater stumble upon the vigilantes one night while fighting an over-quirked villain in Esuha City, and the strings of fate intertwine. But what Fat Gum doesn't know is that Enigma is the same sous chef at the restaurant he loves. The same sous chef he's been crushing on. The same one whose food he's in love with. So now Sora has to make a decision. Does she continue the charade...? Or does she come clean? - Also an Aizawa x OC book lol My Hero Academia and its characters are property of Kohei Horikoshi. Sora, Tora, and Saki are my own characters. Content warnings (the usual): language, blood/gore, torture/fight/intense scenes, possibly lemon later??? idk

Miu Iruma and Kaede Akamatsu are a troubled couple of 7 years... who have never met before. How long can they keep up the charade before their couples counselor notices... or before they fall for each other?

Let's say you're a criminology student who lives in the Midwest. Out of curiosity you try to get more information about your friends death. You accidentally end up falling into a rabbit hole and start your own investigation. Trying to solve this mystery you find out how much deeper this mess actually goes. So you just try to stop, multiple times but you still keep getting dragged in. Getting stalked and targeted by 4 murderers wasn't really your goal but oh well! Will you survive after finding out about the paranormal part of this situation or not? Will you accept the help from the "red frowny faced mask fucker" or not? Find out and read! (Slow burn! Self insert! Neutral-masc reader! No smut!) (don't recommend reading this under 16 years of age) (Also! Ik Hoodie & Masky are from marble hornets, I just rly like the mh x crp crossover. I also don't claim the other crp/mh character unless I say so & ticci Toby was created by kastoway.)

Camila Woods is a broke college student with a shitty father but lucky for her she has a scholarship for the most prestigious and unique University in all of Boston. She is all set to study hard and fulfill her dream of being a famous artist. But what happens when the college band's drummer with his dorky smile, long dark hair and sweetness barges into her life and turns it upside down. A modern day love story in which two idiots turn into lovers. This book is filled to the brim with romantic vibes, heartbreaking scenarios and of course some steamy scenes. WARNING Contains mentions of drugs and alcohol. Lots of swearing. P.S. This is my first book ever so please be kind and comment any constructive criticism and please vote and share this. ^⁠_⁠^ Love, Minnie<3

Bambi Capriolo is head over heels in love with her best friend Lily Evans. Of course, she dreams of asking her out and living a perfect teenage romance. Unfortunately, she got herself some competition. James Potter, who has declared to ask Lilly out on a date. And who has been doing his best to annoy Bambi since the first grade. After things escalate at the great lake, Bambi not only finds herself in detention but also a bet withe the marauder himself. The rules are simple: "Whoever gets to take Lilly out on a date, won't have to take the blame for what happened..." A Story with a real love triangle cause I thought it would be funny. Cover by @retro_rainbow

Dale wanted to spend his last year in high school peacefully simping after Zach the star basketball player, but god (the author) had different plans! By introducing Ethan the goofball, who Dale found disgustingly immature. Would Dale spend his year peacefully simping and being a whore in theory but never in practice or would a certain someone change that?

Avatar Shouta is young and bitter, still holding onto that rage from 104 years ago when the Firenation slaughtered his people and only left him behind. Now after waking up from his hundred-year slumber, he has to tolerate a former Firenation soldier teaching him firebending. It's his own fault though, really.

"Would it really kill you if we kissed?" And he smiled with a mouthful of bloody teeth. "Don't bleed on my floor" I stepped forward. "And, yes" He quickly got up. Now towering over me. His lips inches away from mine. His voice a deep whisper. "But what a pleasant way to die it would be" ~ Jasyra's desire for justice and inner peace slowly turns into the dawn of a menacing journey, when she first starts doubting things she thought she knew for certain... Meeting Rowan, her enemy, does not make things easier for her. She should hate him. She really should hate him, and she does. Doesn't she?

Why, oh, why was Dazai making Chuuya feel in all sorts of different ways? or; to put it simply, Dazai annoys Chuuya. --- soukoku one-shot, high school au. also on ao3.

Marinette thinks Adrien is a stuck-up, prank-loving playboy. Adrien thinks Marinette is a stubborn, lying brat. Neither of them can stand the other. Only, neither of them knows that the one they love is the alter ego of their enemy. Lady Bug loves Chat Noir. Chat noir loves Ladybug. What would happen if they found out? *cover art is mine*

Elle Rosier(Evans older twin sister) decides to try out for quidditch in her 2nd year and makes an unlikely friend (and possibly more??..)

When a school bus crashes in a land forgotten by the world seven teens are forced to survive against all odds. While they struggle to stay alive they discover there may be more to this place than meets the eye. Always just out of sight things lurk, hiding in the darkness and waiting for their chance to strike.