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"M'lord what are you doing out this late at night!?" The head maid said walking outside, peering down at Me as I squat with a shovel laying near a hole I dug. not responding,
I grab my knife and cut off a piece of my flesh and skin, the head maid able to see only my back. I bite my lip, holding back a scream.the head maid moves to see what I'm doing. I quickly grab the flesh I cut off, and reach to put it in the hole, before the head maid sees.
Too late...
"M'lord?, M'LORD!!!" the head maid says shocked as she looks as my arm and the piece of flesh I'm holding, and immediately screams. "M'lord, what are you doing!!??"
The head maid asks, to which I respond with. "Gardening." In my normal monotonous voice.