Истории Idkwhattotaganymore

when Han Jisung,a music major, and the 'sole existence of his villain origin arc' Lee Minho,a dance major, breaks their professor's wand.... Things get a bit expensive- Now add a tear worthy cringey love story from 16 years ago(the type of love story han's platonic soulmate, hyunjin, might live for), some worldly magic he grew up with and some dramatic flashbacks and some ethereal royalties..... As his friend ,Seungmin, might say ''Life is so dramatic,like for what-"

I was a loser So nobody wanted to play with me. Then a cute boy came to play. A cute boy with golden hair and blue eyes. Contest entry for Theredthunderwolf Lukesse one-shot.

SO THIS IS A JENLISA FAN FICTION AND IT IS MY FIRST DAMN TIME TO PUBLISH ONE OF MY WORKS, IT MEANS THIS STORY WILL CONTAIN A LOT OF GAY VIBE COZ IM LITERALLY GAY MYSELF. IT WILL CONTAIN TONS OF CURSING TOO. IF YOU'RE A HOMOPHOBE OR JUST SIMPLY DENYING THAT YOU'RE A HOMO TOO JUST GET OUTTA HERE. ANYTHING AND ANYONE CHARACTERISTICS MENTIONED IN THE STORY IS PURELY A FRUIT OF MY OWN IMAGINATIONS. IT DOESNT HAVE A PROPER COVER PHOTO YET COZ IM TOO DUMB TO EVEN KNOW HOW TO MAKE ONE LOL. IF THERE'S SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY READ THIS AND KNOWS HOW TO MAKE A COVER PHOTO FOR THIS STORY, IM THANKING YOU IN ADVANCE LMAO. AND THE TITLE IS JUST TEMPORARY. PLEASE FEEL FREE TO SUGGEST A GOOD TITLE. I'LL APPRECIATE IT HIGHLY. KEEP SAFE, KEEP ROCK'N -URQUEERROTTENPOTATO

| Highest Rank: #49 in ChickLit as of 28/01/2018 | "Petty must be your middle name." "It's okay, you can still admire me," she winked. "Whatever you say, Einstein," he smirked on the outside while he held his breath- waiting for her to catch his drift... but then "It's Kowalski, not Einstein, you moron. Don't you think we talk or rather laugh too much while having sex? And who the hell started this sex on the floor thing; carpet burns are real, bitch." "Ahuvati," he sighed, "you're not just petty, you're also clueless as fuck." "You know that when you start spouting shit in Hebrew, it all goes way up my head. You can call me a dick or a whore or a pig or even a fucking dinosaur for all I know and I won't even know-mmh." He shut her up with a kiss, stifling his own laughter. He loved her to pieces but she drew him insane- like the really batshit crazy type of insane! Aleksandra Kowalski, with a 'k' and an 's', can be many things: petty, thirty, a florist, meh type of Godmother and a complete imbecile. Lucas Einstein, with no 'k' and just an 's', can be a pest to his siblings and the most favorite teacher of the cute little monsters at the kindergarten he teaches at. Happy to not have an apeshit dinosaur running after them from the dreaded past, they're happy. But do dinosaurs really run? Or the $10 question- for they don't have a million- is: can only the past possess the power to break you? With no secrecy or hidden lies in between them, shouldn't they be invincible? But every couple does have their ups & downs, right? Hmm... Maybe these two will have 'rights' & 'lefts' then, well because Polish is LTR and Hebrew RTL, duh! *Extended synopsis inside

Just a compilation of my oneshot AUs (Some are really short, some are too long) Ships may include KageHina, DaiSuga, IwaOi, BokuAka, KuroKen, TsukiHina, TsukiYama, TsukiKage, AsaNoya, KuroTsuki, OiHina, UshiTen, and a lot more ships 'cause I love them all.

A magical clock that can predict death? A girl trying to save the world from darkness? A demon trying to send the world into darkness? What could go wrong?!

Decided to rewrite this bc yea, and with an au too so it would make sense why they're using phones to begin with Also i wanna quickly add that this chatfic will be very, VERY Hikari, Alice, and Cedric/Tenniel centered bc i love them and i am bit too biased lmaooo Ok enjoy :)

Please know that "ogpug103" and was my username beforehand! This series is discontinued as of now, and I do not plan on returning to it in the future. Apologies to the ones who actually looked forward to this abomination somehow. My best regards, Rui_Official.