Idontknowwhereimgoingwiththis Stories

So.. i wanna write a book.. and i got tons of ideas but don't know which I should use and how. I'm gonna give some basic information and you just.. like comment. please? idk (it's not like this will get reads anyways... who would want to read notes for a book when you can read ff)

a short story that was created with sparks of inspiration and insomnia.

Even when immersed in the illegal underworld of contract killing, drug money, and gratuitous sex, one must always observe the proper rules of conduct. Even in a declaration of war, one must be polite. Don't forget to smile and nod, darling.

You wake up and something feels off. Holy shit you're in someone else's body. Holy Shit it's a guy. AND HOLY SHIT it's the body of the most adorable creature on YouTube. PS. I don't own this picture. I do own the story though. Came right out of this noggin. Just thought I should make that clear. Also my first story.