Historias de Idontproofread

our apathetic main character is repeatedly stuck in cliche horror plots but he just wants his cat, Pretzel, to stay safe may have gotten the idea from that one writing prompt thing on tumblr/pinterest yes the cover is a stock photo of a lady eating chalk. yes it's a 'comedy' yes it's a 'horror' yes he kins saiki k no i don't proofread