donkeylovers
"𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘌𝘭𝘪𝘫𝘢𝘩 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘨𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘺 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴."
"He was a pure troublemaker. A womanizer. Most importantly, an absolute saboteur. It's hard to keep up with his energy, it's like he's some jerk diagnosed with attention deficit hyperactivity disorder that ruins EVERYTHING."
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"𝘓𝘢𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘦? 𝘔𝘩𝘮, 𝘐 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭."
"She's everything in a woman. She's smart, she's kind, and she's definitely a beautiful lady. I'd like to take a chance with her, if... she'll let me. But nerds are boring. No thrill. They won't even let you hold their shoulder for a damn second. Not like... I have a shoulder fetish or what, she's just... too pretty to pass by."
"What the hell are you saying?"
"Why are you listening?"
"My gut feeling says you're gonna say something disgusting again, and you just did!"
"C'mon. One chance, please?
"Fuck, no. Never. I hate you!"
"Oh?"
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"𝘐𝘤𝘩 𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘣𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘵𝘰𝘰."