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Long ago in a land before time Jayden exploded which created the first chicken which laid an egg that became the first human, then the dinosaurs went extinct and iguanas took over the world. Join us on this magical journey filled with chicken nuggets as we watch our heroes, Liam, Rachel, and their invisible ghost friend Jayden who sounds like Kermit the Frog or Elmo, depending on which side of him was talking, as they try to save the world from the evil iguana overlord that the humans call Scales the Terrible. Will our heroes succeed, or will they die a horrible, agonizing, excruciating death of pain? Well, dear reader, you'll just have to read the story to find out!