Iguessthisismylifenow Stories

Hey Fuckers! It's your local sleep deprived, anger issues, local weird freak show, who spends most of their time online. I'm nonbinary so please respect that. Unlike society, people on the internet accept me, so fuck society! Tw: Cursing, Mentions of blood and gore.

Um, I don't know where to start. My name is Christopher Ryans, uhh, I like cheese, memes, k-pop, Danny Gonzalez, heavy metal, flowers, bubbles, and a bunch of other interests that strangely contrast. This is where I'll be putting all of my thoughts, and things I write about. Uh, I don't have any followers at the time of starting this, but I'm sure they'll come soon.

Under serious editing. I'll update one rewritten chapter at a time, and I hope you enjoy the new version! (Deepest apologies to anyone who read the cringe-worthy old version.)