Historias de Ihatemylife

Telamon/shedletsky and 1x1x1x1 book😁 pre-forsaken btw!1!1!

This was something I made at 11:49 at night when I got bored also this is satire and cursed also my future husband forced me to make this- QnQ help- oh and this story contains violence, murder, cursing, and stuff you'd see in porn so yeah-

A few years later after Godzilla defeats Ghidorah, he slowly grows worried about what would happen if he was dead. Mothra wanders around and finds the remains of Godzilla's species. Rodan, who was in a volcano sees a strange asteroid hit Earth. New and unseen titans appear around the world making Earth, a more prehistoric place to the humans.

I love my OCS :) Warning (⁠ﾉ⁠◕⁠ヮ⁠◕⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠*⁠.⁠✧ Gayness Bad grammer/spelling Some parts won't make sense Gore ^⁠_⁠^ Yes Cats Idk freaky smex jokes Swearing I think Canniballism (for like two OCS) I'm pretty sure isolation and being depressed about loss (not taken seriously edition cuz I hate myself) (⁠つ⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)⁠つ (⁠ʘ⁠ᗩ⁠ʘ⁠'⁠) I'm pretty sure it's probably gonna be edgy Some of the oneshots have parts

[In progress] blah blah blah, art sketches of my roblox avatar that's an emo cat boy blah blah blah WHAT A BIO 🤩

read the damn fucking story!!!!

This is going to be my sort of like emotional diary. I'll most likely post quotes about depression, anxiety, self harm, and suicide. The quotes won't be mine so credits to whoever they are.

THIS FIC IS A JOKE

This account

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Ok so I saw the Memetrix series and I was like "oh shoot now I wanna make a shitty brainrot meme version of Monogatari" and that's what this is supposed to be even though this isn't heavily based on Monogatari and has different characters just facing similar supernatural issues except they're actually stupid internet memes this time. Kusonori Chinkomi is a bitch ass motherfucker in high school who was converted into a SIGMA during spring break and now he discovers the wider world of horrible brainrot that exists in Rizzetsu Town, but everything goes fucking wrong (oh no!!!!). So now Kusonori has to figure out why the fuck he has to help all these brainrotted females on his sigma male grind. This was literally the worst summary I have ever written wtf.

what am i doing with my life

All about my opinion. You guys can disagree or agree with my opinions. I don't care. It doesn't matter. But their is a warning in the first chapter. Please read it. It's very important

my class is so full of drama and kids annoying the shit out of me that I have to wright about it

Cole is the cool kid, Zane is the bullied kid Cole slightly begins to fall for him but will zane feel the same? Will zane become a cool kid? Or will Cole become a bullied? Let's see WARNING It may have angst Sure has lgbtq+ so if you're not comfortable with glaciershipping, or just homosexuality, don't read, but please just dont kill me in the comments. It is not going to have lemon. I know you're sad, and I actually am too but I just can't write any loul although I like to read lemons ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) hope yo guys enjoy that story, and talk to me, i dont bite

i didnt willingly make this and ive never seen metal family

This is where I will post story covers for my friend's and my books. NO REQUESTS ALLOWED

All the bad things in my life. 😭⭐️

Kyle Andrew's home was burned down two years ago, taking his mother with it. He tried to save her, leaving many burn marks on his arms. His left arm was damaged the most. He keeps the scars hidden underneath bandages. Every time he looks at the wound, he's reminded of how he could've saved his mother. He never tells anyone about it, or anything about him in general. He starts 8th grade and the first day doesn't go as planned. He meets a girl who helps him overcome the regret of not being able to save his mom.