Ihatemyselfie Geschichten

a part of my life.

Hello everyone! I thought I would start writing about my life. There is so much to say! I'll just start off with this. My hair color is brown, my eyes are blue, I'm white, I turned 11 last month which was may 26th now right now it is June 4th, and I'm in 5th grade will be in middle school next year (or tecnakly this year and next year), and....the worst thing in my life is...um uh (sorry its so hard to say) well my mom has probably the rarest cancer right now. I forgot what its called but my mom has had it for 3 years now. Believe me that's not my whole life. I just wanted to tell a little bit about my life.

so this is a story of about what I wish would happen with me n my crush.....

When makes new guidelines and rules and he has no job guess who has to get a really job sell his home and make an abrupt stop to his lavish lifestyle

Emily lives in a small town in pittsburgh living a simple life.while her long time friend Shane Dawson is living in California.but what happens when Emily decides to contact him again after a long time of not speaking to each other.Shane receives her letter and reads it only remembering a lot about their friendship.will they still continue being friends or will Lisa try to get in their way.journey into the life of Emily and Shane.

Shane Dawson's book :)

Hello~ this book is about Shane Dawson and why me and others love him, Shane if you are reading this know.. YOUR A DAMN QUEEN.. sorry moving on, If your a fan reading this know, That I can and will remove parts or chapters if Shane Dawson wants me to remove anything. ~~~ Warning: If you dont like creepy things or agents being *Bisexual* you may leave Thank You, ~Kat

From his first vlog in 2008, to his full-length film directorial debut, "Not Cool", Shane Dawson has been an open book when it comes to documenting his life. But behind the music video spoofs, TMI love-life details, and outrageous commentary on the everything the celebrity and internet world has the nerve to dish out is a guy who grew up in a financially challenged but loving home in Long Beach, California, and who suffered all the teasing and social limitations that arise when you're a morbidly obese kid with a pretty face, your mom is you best friend, and you can't get a date to save your life. In "I Hate Myselfie", Shane steps away from his larger-than-life internet persona and takes us deep into the experiences of an eccentric and introverted kid, who, by observing the strange world around him, developed a talent that would inspire millions of fans. Intelligent, hilarious, heartbreaking, and raw, "I Hate Myselfie" is a collection of eighteen personal essays about how messy life can get when your growing up and how rewarding it can feel with the cleanup is (pretty much) done.

so basically I don't have anywhere else to type my essay for my ela book project on I hate myselfie (by Shane dawson) so I decided to write it here.