Ihaveissues Stories

[Warriors First, Lovers Second] --- (The title may change) --- You had somehow escaped the grasp of a broken Anakin Skywalker and ever since that day you've been on the run. You thought that you were the last of a new generation of Jedi. You tried to reach out to your previous mentors, but after so many failed attempts you abandoned your Jedi ways and trained only to protect yourself, only using the force when absolutely necessary. You hid who were for years, knowing that if it ever got out you were force-sensitive the Empire would scoop you up and you'd never see the light of day again. You spent those same years traveling on your own, so what happens when you meet the renowned Mandalorian?

SATIRE 100%|| © neontubby || In which a president and ogre cross pathes and love blossoms. Let's see what happens, yes? [started: 2023] [ended: ???] YES THIS IS SATIRE, PLEASE DO NOT COME AFTER MY ASS 🤡

Look. I'm one day in and already tired. So I'm going to keep track of this year that will hopefully be better. Yay. I hate this already but I'm going to attempt to write out my issues! Yaaaaaaaaaaay

a biography of john laurens i like hamilton a bit too much,,, sex is mentioned in basically every line ur welcome

not a story. a place to keep my OC's for my stories I post on WattPad. I DO NOT TAKE CREDIT FOR THE ART. AL RIGHTS GO TO THE ORIGINAL ARTISTS. I AM NOT CLAIMING THEM.

This is a sequel to Bye Felicia. Im basically just gonna talk about life and other random shit i feel like uploading. Hope you Enjoy!

this story follows the life of my character Noe Enger. adventure, heartbreaks, love, pain and friendship are portrayed from Noe's point of view (most of the time)

I REACHED THE LIMIT ON MY OTHER ONE SO YE. Here I am.

Short rambling of a broken mind, heart, and soul.

It's just gonna be some noice shiz feel free to gimme requests and enjoy my book. Also ima thank my friend @queendipdork go check her out she gave me the idea for the cover and some other stuff liek that so just check her out. Okay now stop reading the description and read my stories.

Josh hutcherson (THIS IS ENTIRELY SATIRE PLEASE.)

poetry is like transcriptions of songs aka my interesting collection of poems i've written throughout the course of this year (and one from last year)

late but everyone's doing it soooo

Uhh... this is joshler and Ryden at the same time.. I need uhh help.. I gotta go uh... clean my house....

funny hot and cute

so I've got issues and therefore have bought / been given about 50 different fake plants within the past YEAR they all are in my room with the exception of one (Ellis, at a different family house; and Gloria who resides on the coffee table in the living room) and now, I present: Charlie's Insanity

Okay I have gone too far So this is where I collect all the quotes some of the states (and authors) wrote over the time If I like it, I post it. Tee hee~

I'm only writing this description so I can finish those things Wattpad is suggesting and then it will be gone- ------------------------------------------- This book is full of randomness.

Take my Apple Music privileges away Mostly for my own sake lmao