Ihavenofuckingclue Stories

BECAUSE 𝘞𝘈𝘛𝘛𝘗𝘈𝘋 WON'T LET ME UPDATE THE GODDAMN ORIGINAL ONE

The title says it all

This is a book dedicated to Swag Dracula oneshots! Unfortunately, the updates will be few and probably not in a timely manner, because I'm reeeaaally bad at doing things. But! I hope you enjoy! Requests are open! Just comment what you want or DM me. Though like I said, it'll probably take a while 😅 *Also, warning: like 90% of these will be smut fics because I'm the human embodiment of sin ¯\_(ツ)_/¯*

The title is a joke Obviously

I really don't know what to put here. This story is about two star crossed lovers, they get stuck going on a comedic adventure which brings them closer to each other. They go through traumatic scenarios and have a terrible past/backstory. This in terms makes them EVEN MORE closer. Please enjoy